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As I previously did a boobie thread and in the interests of equilibration......
Praise the penis!
They’re bloody awesome things aren’t they?
Chaps, hold thy members firmly in hand and take a moment to be proud.
Ladies......look on in Freudian envy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"
you would just wank yourself stupid then wonder what all the fuss was about |
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"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?
you would just wank yourself stupid then wonder what all the fuss was about "
I don't have time to do that today, can I pick a date I'm less busy on and can I stay multiorgasmic like I am now please? |
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"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"
Noooo I’ve always thought this!!! I bet they are amazing!! The feeling when men ejaculate and cum but be pretty good!! |
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I’m always a little anxious of a lady falling asleep with my penis in her hand;
Even though it does indeed feel nice, there’s always the very real fear in the back of my mind that she may at some point in the night experience a particularly violent nightmare and.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird."
I’m happy with my weird habits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do all men....usually their own "
Nah, it’s usually sat on the sofa watching tv, hands down the pants holding ones cock and the remote in the other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love them more than shoes and handbags! 
Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho"
Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so... |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"I love them more than shoes and handbags!
Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho
Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so... "
I'm not talking real ones luv -just prints and shaped like a... I don't know any blokes who'd be willing to part with theirs no matter how nicely the lady asks |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits. "
I bet the penis is too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too"
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Treat your penis like you treat your religion: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even - but don't wave it around in public and for God's sake don't ram it down kids' throats!
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What happens if you're a happy clappy |
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"Treat your penis like you treat your religion: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even - but don't wave it around in public and for God's sake don't ram it down kids' throats!
What happens if you're a happy clappy"
Happy clappy or happy fappy?
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Random Phallic Facts: Did you know that even today, in many parts of the world the penis is still worshiped (or at least used as an icon to represent fertility) in many traditional festivals?
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"Random Phallic Facts: Did you know that even today, in many parts of the world the penis is still worshiped (or at least used as an icon to represent fertility) in many traditional festivals?
Cool eh? "
Yeah, I know. Dudes on here keep messaging me about it.  |
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Random Phallic Facts: Human brings are the only primate to not possess any bones in the penis.
Whilst an erection may ostensibly resemble some form of penile ossification, the term ‘Boner’ is actually of course, an absurd misnomer.
Mind you and having said this, the alternative more technically veritable euphemism of ‘Blood filled, ridged balloon’ doesn’t have the same ring to it....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love them more than shoes and handbags!
Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho
Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so...
I'm not talking real ones luv -just prints and shaped like a... I don't know any blokes who'd be willing to part with theirs no matter how nicely the lady asks "
I would carry a bag that looked like one |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock. "
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love my penis. Love showing it off as well who wants to see it?"
We can see it on your profile pics altho it seems to be 3 different sizes !!how do u manage that then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer."
I still meet in a non date way but only special people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer."
Your avatar is hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love my penis. Love showing it off as well who wants to see it?
We can see it on your profile pics altho it seems to be 3 different sizes !!how do u manage that then ? "
Trust me it’s all real. Can show you the forth size as well if you want x |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious "
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it."
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it."
That cock will be ingrained in many minds I’m sure. It’s a distant memory now. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X"
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure."
Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate ! |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X"
Will you two just get a room |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.
Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate ! "
Is this what's known as a bromance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.
Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !
Is this what's known as a bromance?"
I think it might be ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"
I’ve often thought about that too! I think I’d wank myself silly then want some filthy sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.
Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !
Is this what's known as a bromance?
I think it might be !"
How cute. You won’t be stroking each other’s hair, that’s for sure. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like going to sleep holding a penis
So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.
Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.
I’m happy with my weird habits.
I bet the penis is too
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.
If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.
Your avatar is hilarious
Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.
Im honoured and truly flattered ! X
Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.
Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !
Is this what's known as a bromance?
I think it might be !"
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