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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my experience. Food. Chocolate works well.
Snickers icecream works better 
I shall remember that. "
Searching for a unicorn. You know, where they turn up with a box of four and I don't have to share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my experience. Food. Chocolate works well.
Snickers icecream works better
I shall remember that.
Searching for a unicorn. You know, where they turn up with a box of four and I don't have to share "
It's good to have a dream |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
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"No subtleties...
What do women want ?"
That's obvious....it all....great sex...hot body...large cock....rich...funny..entertaining....muscles....father figure....fast car....& loyal and worshipping with great oral and finger skills |
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"Which women ?
Where ? In terms of sex ? Christmas ? Relationships ? With their chips ?
What do you mean ?
You tell me granny I have no idea.  "
Okay. Using your reply as a starting point.
1. Stop thinking ALL women are the same. Stop thinking they are a different species to human being. They are the same species as men. Each one is individual. Now that at least should stop you asking the question what do WOMEN want.
Even fucking FISH go for different bait.
I know the answers aren't serious but the cake and chocolate idea always makes me sigh. I hate chocolate.
AND......... the biggest , biggest , biggest point is ......
A man just might have the most lovely chocolate in the galaxy ( see what I did there ) he might have the most delicious cake in the bakeryverse..... and ALL the women might gobble them up .... but not fancy the bloke who brought them.
Woman are simple. If they fancy you , you will know it.
Last bit........ Don't dance to tunes. Be yourself.
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"No subtleties...
What do women want ? That's obvious....it all....great sex...hot body...large cock....rich...funny..entertaining....muscles....father figure....fast car....& loyal and worshipping with great oral and finger skills"
And that......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to be adored, but not smothered.
I want all the attention, when I want it but I also want solitude. I want to be chased but also want to chase.
And I want orgasms, cocktails without hangovers, cake without calories and to lose weight while sitting on the sofa eating jaffa cakes xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No subtleties...
What do women want ?"
If your trying to bag them in all together then best of luck.
It's like saying what the best car?
Each has its own temperament, load, use, abilities, driving styles...Oh the list goes on.
Half the fun is finding out more about the car as you spend more time with it and appreciate it's unique qualities.
Or maybe just hop in and hit the pedle hard till you arrive and then just hop out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man with eyes just for me. And whose cock doesn’t act like a divining rod seeking out other women.
Yeah yeah i know this is a sex site but he did ask!"
LOL @ a divining rod ! |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Which women ?
Where ? In terms of sex ? Christmas ? Relationships ? With their chips ?
What do you mean ?
Not suffering from dementia already are we?
You might be. "
And who are you again |
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This women wants
Firmer tits
Better eyebrows
More love island
An end to trump
Help for Syria
Sunshine in ireland
A handsome rich bachelor
World domination
Guaranteed orgasms
I cant answer for any other woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water "
Thought you were on diet?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water
Thought you were on diet? "
When have I ever said I was on a diet?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This women wants
Firmer tits
Better eyebrows
More love island
An end to trump
Help for Syria
Sunshine in ireland
A handsome rich bachelor
World domination
Guaranteed orgasms
I cant answer for any other woman "
I can give you a 6 months guarantee after that you are on your own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water
Thought you were on diet?
When have I ever said I was on a diet? "
I think you did some weeks ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water
Thought you were on diet?
When have I ever said I was on a diet?
I think you did some weeks ago "
Nope. Don’t need or want to lose weight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can tell you what men want and it is professionally cooked food, spontaneous sex & peace 
Holy fuck I'm a man!  "
You can’t be a man because you have feelings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Battered pizza, chicken fried rice, battered chicken balls, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, salt and pepper chips, KFC bargain bucket, McDonald’s double cheese burger, McDonald’s fried, mcdonalds nuggets, Oreo doughnuts and a kit kat McFlurry. Oh and a pint of water
Thought you were on diet?
When have I ever said I was on a diet?
I think you did some weeks ago
Nope. Don’t need or want to lose weight"
Is this your final decision? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can tell you what men want and it is professionally cooked food, spontaneous sex & peace
Holy fuck I'm a man!
You can’t be a man because you have feelings "
Said who? Damn liars!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay I'll Refine my original question ..as it was rather broad..
What do ladies want from a guy in dating terms.?"
Honesty. Up to now I don't think I've ever met a honest man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can tell you what men want and it is professionally cooked food, spontaneous sex & peace
Holy fuck I'm a man!
You can’t be a man because you have feelings
Said who? Damn liars! "
You need to PM me immediately |
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"This women wants
Firmer tits
Better eyebrows
More love island
An end to trump
Help for Syria
Sunshine in ireland
A handsome rich bachelor
World domination
Guaranteed orgasms
I cant answer for any other woman
I can give you a 6 months guarantee after that you are on your own "
I know .. it'll never stop fucking raining here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This women wants
Firmer tits
Better eyebrows
More love island
An end to trump
Help for Syria
Sunshine in ireland
A handsome rich bachelor
World domination
Guaranteed orgasms
I cant answer for any other woman "
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