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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "I am going to be nice and assume that you do not spend all day imagining that every female on the planet lusts after you. DON'T have sex with ANYONE from work .... and NEVER have sex with a married person. | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "I think you should bum her hubby... and can we have photos? | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
I am going to be nice and assume that you do not spend all day imagining that every female on the planet lusts after you. DON'T have sex with ANYONE from work .... and NEVER have sex with a married person. "Unless YOU are married to them of course..... before Notts sticks his nosey oar in  | |||
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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
I am going to be nice and assume that you do not spend all day imagining that every female on the planet lusts after you. DON'T have sex with ANYONE from work .... and NEVER have sex with a married person.
Unless YOU are married to them of course..... before Notts sticks his nosey oar in "That's a much better idea.... Tiger, I think you should let Notty2 bum you..... and photos will still be appreciated. | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "When you grow up, will you think with your brain and not your penis? | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
I am going to be nice and assume that you do not spend all day imagining that every female on the planet lusts after you. DON'T have sex with ANYONE from work .... and NEVER have sex with a married person.
Unless YOU are married to them of course..... before Notts sticks his nosey oar in "does 5" count as an oar....am sure pitbull will enlighten us lol  | |||
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I'm bumming no one... | |||
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"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol.. "I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh! | |||
"Ohhhh I see... I put my well thought out and considered opinion into a simple question and its Mug Notts night ff's lol...
I'm bumming no one... "still think your a closet bi, it seems how easy you get onto the subject of bumming | |||
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"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh! "I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread...  | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
I am going to be nice and assume that you do not spend all day imagining that every female on the planet lusts after you. DON'T have sex with ANYONE from work .... and NEVER have sex with a married person.
Unless YOU are married to them of course..... before Notts sticks his nosey oar in
does 5" count as an oar....am sure pitbull will enlighten us lol "No! That's an average clitoris in these parts | |||
"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh!
I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread... "Yeah yeah all mouth and trousers  | |||
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"Ohhhh I see... I put my well thought out and considered opinion into a simple question and its Mug Notts night ff's lol...
I'm bumming no one...
still think your a closet bi, it seems how easy you get onto the subject of bumming"It would be mean if I was Bi... I'd have to share with all the fellas too.. and my Motto is 'So little time so much pussy' Not arse.... | |||
"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh!
I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread...
Yeah yeah all mouth and trousers "Yeah........ care to try it and see?? | |||
"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh!
I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread...
Yeah yeah all mouth and trousers
Yeah........ care to try it and see?? "I will... | |||
"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh!
I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread...
Yeah yeah all mouth and trousers
Yeah........ care to try it and see?? "See what? the trouser worm? oh go on then | |||
"Ohhhh I see... I put my well thought out and considered opinion into a simple question and its Mug Notts night ff's lol...
I'm bumming no one...
still think your a closet bi, it seems how easy you get onto the subject of bumming
It would be mean if I was Bi... I'd have to share with all the fellas too.. and my Motto is 'So little time so much pussy' Not arse.... "OK - I have an idea... you fuck _iger's mum whislt he bums you ... sorted! | |||
"Or someone elses.. and they are shagging mine... Lets not get into this lol..
I thought the whole purpose was to get into it ..... sheesh!
I'd get into you... but thats a whole new thread...
Yeah yeah all mouth and trousers
Yeah........ care to try it and see??
I will... "Give it a slap for me maddie lol x | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "Having given it careful consideration and putting myself into the woman's pants... I think tigger should ask the question.... before proceeding... | |||
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"I personally think you should ask yer mum. afterall she is the one who brings ya yer tea and toast of a morning and would be seeing the said lady in yer bed. also she may think fooking an older lady far better than messing the sheets up with wet dreams hun xxx" Lol | |||
"Friendly bunch arnt you lol "Aww we're only pulling your leg _iger lol x | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Having given it careful consideration and putting myself into the woman's pants... I think tigger should ask the question.... before proceeding... "Sorry I meant Tiger, not Tigger... Freudian slip... lol | |||
"Friendly bunch arnt you lol "I don't know about the others... but I certainly am... I'm trying to get you some cock-action! | |||
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"Friendly bunch arnt you lol
I don't know about the others... but I certainly am... I'm trying to get you some cock-action!"or con-cock-tion? | |||
"Friendly bunch arnt you lol "Yup.. dead friendly! Ask anyone we really play with lol... | |||
"Friendly bunch arnt you lol
I don't know about the others... but I certainly am... I'm trying to get you some cock-action!
or con-cock-tion?"Think what they saying is.. use ya dicktaphone.... and get a verification | |||
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"Maybe an initiation should be arranged .... wonder how many horny mature women _iger could cope with "hm..... one to breastfeed him, one to change his nappies... ouch now I am being horrible... no offense meant but u are so close to my sons in age... xx | |||
"Maybe an initiation should be arranged .... wonder how many horny mature women _iger could cope with "Im busy on that day | |||
"Maybe an initiation should be arranged .... wonder how many horny mature women _iger could cope with "it would have been very wrong of me to have not deteled what I just typed before clicking sumbit..... but it was fucking funny in a very sick way | |||
"Maybe an initiation should be arranged .... wonder how many horny mature women _iger could cope with
it would have been very wrong of me to have not deteled what I just typed before clicking sumbit..... but it was fucking funny in a very sick way "Just pm it hun I need a good giggle | |||
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"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao "yo PD hows it hanging hun??? | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao "pmsl | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao
yo PD hows it hanging hun???"am good hun sorry i keep missing you ..x | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao "yeah they want to catch the cub for Sunday spit roast ? | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao "Now I am humming Adam Ant's Stand and Deliver in my head - curse you PD!!!!!! | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao
yeah they want to catch the cub for Sunday spit roast ? "pmsl you devil . | |||
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"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao
yo PD hows it hanging hun???
am good hun sorry i keep missing you ..x"not my fault you miss me....am just so missable .....lmfao | |||
"Is it Phantasist or Fantasist... My spellings awful when I shake with laughter "Neither... its Walter Mitty.... | |||
"i told ya in ya cleaners thread _iger ...your gonna have to deliver soon ,the natives are getting restless .... lmfao
yo PD hows it hanging hun???
am good hun sorry i keep missing you ..x
not my fault you miss me....am just so missable .....lmfao"naah this gun pulls to the left hun | |||
"Maybe an initiation should be arranged .... wonder how many horny mature women _iger could cope with
Im busy on that day "So am I. shagging someone worth shagging! | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "Only just picked up on the "suggestively" What was she suggesting in your interpretation...? That you close mouth and zip and start working? | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "So... whats the plan now mate?? | |||
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".... and NEVER have sex with a married person. " pssst... my wife reads these forums. Would you be so kind as to not say things like that.... she won't fookin shag me if someone says she shouldn't shag married men!!! | |||
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Chase me chase me... pmsl | |||
"... Did someone touch a nerve lol?? "I told you to use more lube! | |||
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"dont go too far folks... remember he is a wee baldy 50 year old who posted pics aff the net .. and got his sister to verify .. you lot are cruel lol "HOW can you be so cynical? It's not his fault his CK contract obliges him to wear product in his personal time! | |||
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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth. Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it  | |||
"Ok , personal attacks are not allowed on the forums , so that has been took off plus anyone who quoted it, sorry I had to take those off too. Keep it clean people please "Aw, let the ladies have their fun!! He asked for it, | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it "OK if we have to be serious lol.... I agree... I think shagging married people without their partners knowledge and or consent... is asking for problems at some level... | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it
OK if we have to be serious lol.... I agree... I think shagging married people without their partners knowledge and or consent... is asking for problems at some level..."I would have thought at every level | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it
OK if we have to be serious lol.... I agree... I think shagging married people without their partners knowledge and or consent... is asking for problems at some level...
I would have thought at every level "I am starting a new self-help group... anybody who has been traumatised by smiling women at work.... applications can be done online... | |||
"Ok , personal attacks are not allowed on the forums , so that has been took off plus anyone who quoted it, sorry I had to take those off too. Keep it clean people please
Aw, let the ladies have their fun!!
He asked for it,"Sometimes I shake my head at this type of thread, and then people condone it? No wonder new posters don't last on here for long thats all I can say. | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it "You missed the bit about shitting on your own doorstep, bunny boilers who can find out ALL of you details and last but not least being prepared for the fits of laughter she may well be in when he tells her "I know you want me - let's do it" | |||
.. and 2) she most definately won't want any of her sexier girlfriends trying to sample what it's like to be skewered repeatedly for a couple of hours.
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Age Group: 46+
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This is by far the most hassle-free of all the female age groups as basically, their old man is either dead, impotent or playing golf and she's absolutely gagging to be fucked like a teenager again before she is either dead, dried up or playing golf.
There is one iddy biddy drawback with this age group though. You gotta make sure you find the right wrinkle or you're gonna rip her pussy to bits trying to shove it into a hole that ain't there!
As this last group applies to the bint you're trying to bang at work pay particular attention to what I've just said as she will tell some of her younger friends in the 36-45 age group who will rip the fookin piss out of you making your life hell and forcing you to leave work, end up on the streets where someone from the YMCA will drag you into a hostel and bum your ass till it bleeds.
On reflection, prob best to steer clear altogether and perfect your wanking technique before embarking out into the wild, wild world or SEX!!!
Good luck,
Uncle Wishy.
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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it
You missed the bit about shitting on your own doorstep, bunny boilers who can find out ALL of you details and last but not least being prepared for the fits of laughter she may well be in when he tells her "I know you want me - let's do it""Yep , that too ^^^^^^ | |||
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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
Lots won't give advice to a problem someone may have and like to make fun instead, but I will give my two pennies worth.
Sadly it is only for you to decide what you do, but I personally would think of the punch might get if the hubby finds out and ask yourself will it be worth it
You missed the bit about shitting on your own doorstep, bunny boilers who can find out ALL of you details and last but not least being prepared for the fits of laughter she may well be in when he tells her "I know you want me - let's do it""maybe it should be I know you want me...last polo mint??? | |||
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"Ok , personal attacks are not allowed on the forums , so that has been took off plus anyone who quoted it, sorry I had to take those off too. Keep it clean people please
Aw, let the ladies have their fun!!
He asked for it,
Sometimes I shake my head at this type of thread, and then people condone it? No wonder new posters don't last on here for long thats all I can say. "I hear what your saying and i don't disgree. But single guys have to earn their spurs on here, and there's a right way and a wrong way to go about it. Say what you like about the girls on the forum, but they can smell bs a mile away...have to like 'em for that. And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! | |||
"Uncle Wishy rides to the rescue "A brilliant guide to women... but what happens when we reach age 60...? | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!!" cheers dude, am chuffed here but that the only chuff yu getting fae me | |||
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"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "How do you know he wouldn't be happy!? She may be looking for a younger guy to join them for a threesome? Just looking at this from a different angle - I wouldn't condone infidelity at all. | |||
"Ok Tiger, it appears you need some guidance from old Uncle Wishy and his bestselling book "How To Do It With Girls - Vol.2" Here's a few tips: ~ Age Group: 18-24 **************** Don't do anything unless you're sure she's; a) never been in love before, in which case, RUN! b) she has been in love before and hasn't got a nervous tick. c) does not have a tattoo saying, "Elena Bobbitt is cool" d) understands that if you don't text her the next day that she is to fuck off quietly, and not blast your Facebook profile with 'small cock, lousy fuck' comments. ~ Age Group: 24-35 **************** The general rule of thumb with these birds is to basically make sure that you can beat the shit out of her boyfriend/husband. I'm not saying that she will be stupid (although that is a distinct possiblity that you need to plan for, ok?) but you need to be continually aware that if you mess with women in this category they are prone to starting a row with their menfolk just so that they can say, "and you think I've been a faithful little lapdog all this time! Well, I ain't! I shagged this young stud off fabswingers." That's when you need to be able to kick the shite out of her partner who, although a fellow male and should understand that you, a single guy, are not responsible for is wife dropping her kecks for all and sundry. He'll forget all that and just want to beat you up so that he can reply to her with, "huh, some stud." ~ Age Group: 36-45 **************** This group is the most dangerous of the lot pal. I mean it! They are fucking deadly, especially in a gaggle (It is a gaggle of women isn't it?). They will take pure delight in humiliating you at every opportunity. Referring to you in public as their little playboy, great in the sack but pretty much fucking useless at a dinner party. The only exception to this rule is if you come equipped with a 12" long 4" wide womb ferret. She won't say a fucking thing about you to anyone for two reasons: 1) she won;t want to lose that lovely cock thumping away at her, making her sore inside but in a nice way, you know what I mean .. and 2) she most definately won't want any of her sexier girlfriends trying to sample what it's like to be skewered repeatedly for a couple of hours.
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Age Group: 46+
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This is by far the most hassle-free of all the female age groups as basically, their old man is either dead, impotent or playing golf and she's absolutely gagging to be fucked like a teenager again before she is either dead, dried up or playing golf.
There is one iddy biddy drawback with this age group though. You gotta make sure you find the right wrinkle or you're gonna rip her pussy to bits trying to shove it into a hole that ain't there!
As this last group applies to the bint you're trying to bang at work pay particular attention to what I've just said as she will tell some of her younger friends in the 36-45 age group who will rip the fookin piss out of you making your life hell and forcing you to leave work, end up on the streets where someone from the YMCA will drag you into a hostel and bum your ass till it bleeds.
On reflection, prob best to steer clear altogether and perfect your wanking technique before embarking out into the wild, wild world or SEX!!!
Good luck,
Uncle Wishy.
hehehehe "hey arsehole i object to the 45+ category. i may have a wrinkly fanny but there is no mistaking where things go. | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!!" You want me don't you - go on admit it! | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "Should HR be involved in the decision making process? | |||
" hey arsehole i object to the 45+ category. i may have a wrinkly fanny but there is no mistaking where things go. " I know YOU know where it's supposed to go but HE don't! lol | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse? "So.... whats the plan now then pmsl???? | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! You want me don't you - go on admit it! " I do, yes. And your one of my top three! And if you want to pvt me i'd like to take expcetion to something on your profile!! xxx | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
So.... whats the plan now then pmsl???? "Heck we got both ends of the spectrum, those who have yet.... and those who cannot rememerb that they asked teh same quesiton before pmsl | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! You want me don't you - go on admit it! And if you want to pvt me i'd like to take expcetion to something on your profile!! xxx" Its the bloody boots... I have told her lol.. | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
So.... whats the plan now then pmsl????
Heck we got both ends of the spectrum, those who have yet.... and those who cannot rememerb that they asked teh same quesiton before pmsl"Whoops apologise, bad spelling but its me eysight.... | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
So.... whats the plan now then pmsl????
Heck we got both ends of the spectrum, those who have yet.... and those who cannot rememerb that they asked teh same quesiton before pmsl"I was traumatised.... Its just coming back now lol.. | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
So.... whats the plan now then pmsl????
Heck we got both ends of the spectrum, those who have yet.... and those who cannot rememerb that they asked teh same quesiton before pmsl
Whoops apologise, bad spelling but its me eysight...."Too many young guys with big cocks made you cross eyed has it??? | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process?" I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one | |||
"Hey all, there is a rather attractive lady at work who is flirting with me very suggestively. She's in her 40s so a bit older than me but she's hot! Problem is she has a hubby and he would not be happy if anything happened at all. Should I do the deed and keep it quiet or refuse?
So.... whats the plan now then pmsl????
Heck we got both ends of the spectrum, those who have yet.... and those who cannot rememerb that they asked teh same quesiton before pmsl
Whoops apologise, bad spelling but its me eysight....
Too many young guys with big cocks made you cross eyed has it???"I wish... at my age.... | |||
"Ok Tiger, it appears you need some guidance from old Uncle Wishy and his bestselling book "How To Do It With Girls - Vol.2" Here's a few tips: ~ Age Group: 18-24 **************** Don't do anything unless you're sure she's; a) never been in love before, in which case, RUN! b) she has been in love before and hasn't got a nervous tick. c) does not have a tattoo saying, "Elena Bobbitt is cool" d) understands that if you don't text her the next day that she is to fuck off quietly, and not blast your Facebook profile with 'small cock, lousy fuck' comments. ~ Age Group: 24-35 **************** The general rule of thumb with these birds is to basically make sure that you can beat the shit out of her boyfriend/husband. I'm not saying that she will be stupid (although that is a distinct possiblity that you need to plan for, ok?) but you need to be continually aware that if you mess with women in this category they are prone to starting a row with their menfolk just so that they can say, "and you think I've been a faithful little lapdog all this time! Well, I ain't! I shagged this young stud off fabswingers." That's when you need to be able to kick the shite out of her partner who, although a fellow male and should understand that you, a single guy, are not responsible for is wife dropping her kecks for all and sundry. He'll forget all that and just want to beat you up so that he can reply to her with, "huh, some stud." ~ Age Group: 36-45 **************** This group is the most dangerous of the lot pal. I mean it! They are fucking deadly, especially in a gaggle (It is a gaggle of women isn't it?). They will take pure delight in humiliating you at every opportunity. Referring to you in public as their little playboy, great in the sack but pretty much fucking useless at a dinner party. The only exception to this rule is if you come equipped with a 12" long 4" wide womb ferret. She won't say a fucking thing about you to anyone for two reasons: 1) she won;t want to lose that lovely cock thumping away at her, making her sore inside but in a nice way, you know what I mean .. and 2) she most definately won't want any of her sexier girlfriends trying to sample what it's like to be skewered repeatedly for a couple of hours.
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Age Group: 46+
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This is by far the most hassle-free of all the female age groups as basically, their old man is either dead, impotent or playing golf and she's absolutely gagging to be fucked like a teenager again before she is either dead, dried up or playing golf.
There is one iddy biddy drawback with this age group though. You gotta make sure you find the right wrinkle or you're gonna rip her pussy to bits trying to shove it into a hole that ain't there!
As this last group applies to the bint you're trying to bang at work pay particular attention to what I've just said as she will tell some of her younger friends in the 36-45 age group who will rip the fookin piss out of you making your life hell and forcing you to leave work, end up on the streets where someone from the YMCA will drag you into a hostel and bum your ass till it bleeds.
On reflection, prob best to steer clear altogether and perfect your wanking technique before embarking out into the wild, wild world or SEX!!!
Good luck,
Uncle Wishy.
hehehehe "I am deeply wounded and offended at you ageist remarks....... shuffling off on my zimmer in my widows s now, adjusting my tenna lady as I go  | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one "errr how about an ice breaker .... | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! You want me don't you - go on admit it! I do, yes. And your one of my top three! And if you want to pvt me i'd like to take expcetion to something on your profile!! xxx" ferkin' 'ell... you mean you read it? What sort of man are you! Freak!  | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ...."What if it counted towards the annual appraisal? That would be a pressure situation. Especially if she worked in H.R... | |||
" I am deeply wounded and offended at you ageist remarks....... shuffling off on my zimmer in my widows s now, adjusting my tenna lady as I go "Which category are you offended by? I just checked your profile so I'm assuming you're miffed at the 46+ comments, which, I have to say, it's quite mercenary of you to leave the girls in the other categories to fend for themselves. hehehehe | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ....
What if it counted towards the annual appraisal? That would be a pressure situation.
Especially if she worked in H.R..."Well, would that depend on if she MEANT it... perhaps she was smiling cos he reminded her of her puppy? In this case she would not feel the conflict... | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ...."Each of these cards has the name of an eroginous zone or female body part typed on it. When I say “start” you will have 10 minutes to put the cards into the correct order of contact for satisfactory foreplay… we can give you two hints… it’s not the order which will satisfy you and you will need to use all the cards and not just “tits” and “cunt”. | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! You want me don't you - go on admit it! I do, yes. And your one of my top three! And if you want to pvt me i'd like to take expcetion to something on your profile!! xxx ferkin' 'ell... you mean you read it? What sort of man are you! Freak! "Not so much read it as got my hair dried by it!! | |||
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" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ....
Each of these cards has the name of an eroginous zone or female body part typed on it. When I say “start” you will have 10 minutes to put the cards into the correct order of contact for satisfactory foreplay… we can give you two hints… it’s not the order which will satisfy you and you will need to use all the cards and not just “tits” and “cunt”."Does one of the cards say "Porsche"??!! | |||
" And ill give a special prize to anyone who can identify the one that i really really wanna fuck!! You want me don't you - go on admit it! I do, yes. And your one of my top three! And if you want to pvt me i'd like to take expcetion to something on your profile!! xxx ferkin' 'ell... you mean you read it? What sort of man are you! Freak!
Not so much read it as got my hair dried by it!!" | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ....
Each of these cards has the name of an eroginous zone or female body part typed on it. When I say “start” you will have 10 minutes to put the cards into the correct order of contact for satisfactory foreplay… we can give you two hints… it’s not the order which will satisfy you and you will need to use all the cards and not just “tits” and “cunt”."You forget. A teenage boy's only exposure to both those words is when he's playing football and his teammate don't pass the ball and tits are something he wanks off to in the toilets at work at 10am with a copy of The Sun. He don't know where the hell to actually get a real pair from. | |||
"A great thread.....made me smile "Well... I think you lot were plain mean to him... Cruel...  | |||
" Should HR be involved in the decision making process? I wonder if they have an assessment activity for this one
errr how about an ice breaker ....
Each of these cards has the name of an eroginous zone or female body part typed on it. When I say “start” you will have 10 minutes to put the cards into the correct order of contact for satisfactory foreplay… we can give you two hints… it’s not the order which will satisfy you and you will need to use all the cards and not just “tits” and “cunt”.
You forget. A teenage boy's only exposure to both those words is when he's playing football and his teammate don't pass the ball and tits are something he wanks off to in the toilets at work at 10am with a copy of The Sun. He don't know where the hell to actually get a real pair from."omg I am glad I am a mature  woman (???) pmsl... | |||
" I am deeply wounded and offended at you ageist remarks....... shuffling off on my zimmer in my widows s now, adjusting my tenna lady as I go
Which category are you offended by?
I just checked your profile so I'm assuming you're miffed at the 46+ comments, which, I have to say, it's quite mercenary of you to leave the girls in the other categories to fend for themselves. hehehehe "They can fend for themselves very well.... they kicked my zimmer out from under me! | |||
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