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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
So, apart from fire, electricity and the wheel etc, what would you classify as the best thing to benefit mankind?
I'm going with beer of course 
Sensible or silly suggestions, what is it that is top of your list? |
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"Tweezers. How else can I get my ear hair plucked? 
My barber sets fire to mine with a cigarette lighter!
You numb nuts need nose wax & ear wax  "
...surely the hairs would act like wicks - and your ears and nostrils would become candles!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo  "
One hundred years ago, the vibrator was invented to relieve doctors, whose fingers were frequently cramped from treating "hysteria" in female patients. They masturbated them to orgasm.
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo "
The Romans were reputed to have phalus shaped dildos made of ivory and marble... Eunachs would use them to pleasure their lady owners in the absence of their men who were often away for long periods conquering far off lands.
I so should have lived in Roman times.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The crank shaft, turning linier expansion into rotary movement is the basis of most powered machinery before the electric motor.
And hover bikes, they are the best thing ever, just need to stop giraffe, giant chickens and fire engine chasing them all the time |
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