Don't want to post the link for fear of getting a slap on the wrist, but Jim Jefferies does a hilarious skit about when sex toys go wrong (the story doesn't start until a couple of minutes in)
Google Jim Jefferies Comedy Blue, it's not on YouTube |
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I bought a maia remote control egg, it's purple with clit 'ears'. So, I did what you'd expect with a remote control egg, went out for drinks, handed the remote over for some teasing fun. Useless! Unless the remote was pointed directly at my crotch from less than about 10cm away, it did nothing!  |
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"I bought a maia remote control egg, it's purple with clit 'ears'. So, I did what you'd expect with a remote control egg, went out for drinks, handed the remote over for some teasing fun. Useless! Unless the remote was pointed directly at my crotch from less than about 10cm away, it did nothing! "
was it on  |
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"I bought a maia remote control egg, it's purple with clit 'ears'. So, I did what you'd expect with a remote control egg, went out for drinks, handed the remote over for some teasing fun. Useless! Unless the remote was pointed directly at my crotch from less than about 10cm away, it did nothing! was it on "
Ah... Maybe that was the problem! Ha, yes, of course it was on.x |
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"I bought a maia remote control egg, it's purple with clit 'ears'. So, I did what you'd expect with a remote control egg, went out for drinks, handed the remote over for some teasing fun. Useless! Unless the remote was pointed directly at my crotch from less than about 10cm away, it did nothing! "
So 4" is handy sometimes  |
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"I bought a maia remote control egg, it's purple with clit 'ears'. So, I did what you'd expect with a remote control egg, went out for drinks, handed the remote over for some teasing fun. Useless! Unless the remote was pointed directly at my crotch from less than about 10cm away, it did nothing!
So 4" is handy sometimes "
Hehe, apparently so! |
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"Rabbit.... Don't get all the fuss about them
I thought this, I'd tried a few and they did nothing. Then I got the Tracey Cox supersex rabbit... It's now my go-to toy.  "
Just goes to show how we all prefer different things.
The Tracey Cox rabbit is the worst toy I've had. It's just the wrong shape for my body. The ears get nowhere near my clit and it does nothing for me. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Toss up between the nipple suction cups that were supposed to be "arousing" but did anything but (which were down to poor design) and the large butt plug that doesn't fit (that was down to my eyes being bigger than my....  )  |
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"Rabbit.... Don't get all the fuss about them
I thought this, I'd tried a few and they did nothing. Then I got the Tracey Cox supersex rabbit... It's now my go-to toy.
Just goes to show how we all prefer different things.
The Tracey Cox rabbit is the worst toy I've had. It's just the wrong shape for my body. The ears get nowhere near my clit and it does nothing for me."
Ah, yes, funnily enough it's the only one I've found that does hit my clit! Ears have been too long on others.
Maybe there's a gap in the market for a rabbit with adjustable ears. Any budding entrepreneurs?! |
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"Rabbit.... Don't get all the fuss about them
I thought this, I'd tried a few and they did nothing. Then I got the Tracey Cox supersex rabbit... It's now my go-to toy.
Just goes to show how we all prefer different things.
The Tracey Cox rabbit is the worst toy I've had. It's just the wrong shape for my body. The ears get nowhere near my clit and it does nothing for me.
Ah, yes, funnily enough it's the only one I've found that does hit my clit! Ears have been too long on others.
Maybe there's a gap in the market for a rabbit with adjustable ears. Any budding entrepreneurs?!"
I'm working on a couple of designs and hope to have a prototype up and running in September.
Fancy being chief test pilot? |
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"My rabbit toy got binned. Load of rubbish.
We've had two remote control vibrating egg things, both useless."
Yes the vibrating egg things are a total waste of money for me - just an irritating buzz.  |
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"What's the worst toy you've ever purchased or used?
Whether it broke easily or didn't have the desired effect! "
A vibrator that I had to keep the on button pressed in with my finger! What’s the use in that? It went in the dustbin!  |
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Got a Toy from love honey a few year ago called the Sqweel, a wheel of silicon tongues £50 of absolute shite but their return policy is Quality and got our money back within a week |
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My left hand it’s useless for wanked with haha no coordination unless it’s playing guitar or piano.
Actual toys erm had double ender with ex gf problem was it didn’t attract bi women to just flock to share with ex. In porn they just appear once double ender appears lol
Rabbit just don’t last with partner he mate has same issue just seem to crush an break em. They say it’s hose riding given muscle strength must admit when partner orgasms she does clench so I understand how toy feels lol |
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We bought a cheapie vibrating butt plug from wish. Thought we would give it a go, having always bought sex toys from reputable sites.
Anyway the butt plug was silicone with a removable silver bullet in it....needless to say the quality wasn’t great at all but we gave it a go anyway....we’ll that was a mistake. The collar on the end, which stops you pushing it too far it was so flimsy....
Cut a long story short and we lost it in L’s bum ....luckily after sitting on the toilet for a bit and a few fingers in the vag to stop it going any further up we finally got it out....
We find this story hilarious now but at the time L was furious
Bottom line don’t buy sex toys from wish |
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"Rabbit.... Don't get all the fuss about them
I thought this, I'd tried a few and they did nothing. Then I got the Tracey Cox supersex rabbit... It's now my go-to toy.
Just goes to show how we all prefer different things.
The Tracey Cox rabbit is the worst toy I've had. It's just the wrong shape for my body. The ears get nowhere near my clit and it does nothing for me.
Ah, yes, funnily enough it's the only one I've found that does hit my clit! Ears have been too long on others.
Maybe there's a gap in the market for a rabbit with adjustable ears. Any budding entrepreneurs?!
I'm working on a couple of designs and hope to have a prototype up and running in September.
Fancy being chief test pilot?"
Excellent I'm sure there would be a few ladies here who wouldn't mind testing! |
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"My rabbit toy got binned. Load of rubbish.
We've had two remote control vibrating egg things, both useless.
We've also tried those egg, complete waste of money! "
Ive had one too and just ate through batteries and died before I even got going.
Replaces it with lovense lush which is rechargeable and love it |
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"What's the worst toy you've ever purchased or used?
Whether it broke easily or didn't have the desired effect! "
Somebody once told me that one of best cheap sex toys for a man was a water melon but I damn near killed myself trying to get it up there. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"G-spot vibrator from Lovehoney, did nothing for me at all despite the recommendation from a friend and amazing reviews!
Mrs F x"
You didn’t have a man use it on you did you?
L so dislikes her ears ticking.,,, |
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"G-spot vibrator from Lovehoney, did nothing for me at all despite the recommendation from a friend and amazing reviews!
Mrs F x
You didn’t have a man use it on you did you?
L so dislikes her ears ticking.,,,"
Ha! Nooo, it didn’t pass the solo test! |
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they don't appear to last more then once! 
