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Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying. "
I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do? |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying. "
Haha! Oh Dotty I’m only laughing coz it wasn’t me either.
But you know, there are people pay good money to have that done to them  |
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying. "
I’ve had this done to me!!!!! I could have cried |
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We all like a good fart joke, always raises a laugh as in Miranda. But why? We all do it.
For men of course it’s a hereditary thing going back to cavemen days where our farting and snoring scared the dinosaurs away from the cave. Women though - no such excuse and certainly unforgivable on a first date.
How many dates / meets until it becomes the norm? My current partner - second date “Oh I’ve done a little fart” made us both laugh.
Keep it in girls please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying.
I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?"
He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying.
I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?
He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later "
Cause you'd obviously done it on purpose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Iv been farted on 2 times in my life while shagging 1st time we laughed for 10 then carried on 2nd i kept quiet hold my breath
But as they say shit happens |
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"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?
Maybe you’re that woman.
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See you're coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing. One submissive I had loved farts and if he'd been very good and served me well he would occasionally be allowed up close for the very act you revile.
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
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"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this! 
I'm going to go with that your comment is tongue in cheek!"
I somehow doubt he would be into rimming if he can't even handle farting  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.
It was mortifying.
I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?
He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later "
hahaha |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?
Maybe you’re that woman.
See you're coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing.
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Could you be assuming that he is coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!
Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious "
*Spat my drink out  |
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"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?
Maybe you’re that woman.
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Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!
Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious "
Weird, but I love a good fanny fart! Especially if it happens while sliding your cock in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?
Maybe you’re that woman.
Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself"
Turbo power |
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"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!
I'm going to go with that your comment is tongue in cheek!"
Best be careful, depending on which cheek it is in... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!
Why? Everyone farts "
Not Queenie, she has a retinue of fart catchers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?
Maybe you’re that woman.
Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself
Turbo power "
Technically it was jet power .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My pussy often has little bubbly farts hubby calls it my little ducks it sounds like quacks we laugh all the time when they happen only to make even more happen rapid fire if you cant laugh together during sex then your with the wrong person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you cant laugh together during sex then your with the wrong person "
Absolutely hit the nail on the head!
Sex is fun. Hot. Pleasurable and all the rest, but it can also have it's funny moments.
I absolutely love laughing with my partner. No matter what causes the giggles it is just brilliant!
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bet he loved it !
