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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Sounds lovely
I have it on toast. "
Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ? |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Sounds lovely
I have it on toast.
Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ? "
Nah, I don't like soggy toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Sounds lovely
I have it on toast.
Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?
Nah, I don't like soggy toast"
Taking notes for future references |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Sounds lovely
I have it on toast.
Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?
Nah, I don't like soggy toast
Taking notes for future references"
Off thread I know, but what are your thoughts on Daniel Riccardo and his 'shoey'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Sounds lovely
I have it on toast.
Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?
Nah, I don't like soggy toast
Taking notes for future references
Off thread I know, but what are your thoughts on Daniel Riccardo and his 'shoey'?"
I think he has a certain character |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you 12 op?
What would you say to a lady to compliment her on her unexpectedly sweet fragrant vag?
Have you ever met a lady that doesn't stink?
#justwondering
Peach x |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school "
To be fair his question was "why do we call it dick cheese?". Whilst your explanation of what dick cheese is is accurate, it doesnt explain the slang term. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school
To be fair his question was "why do we call it dick cheese?". Whilst your explanation of what dick cheese is is accurate, it doesnt explain the slang term. "
If the op can’t deduce for himself that it can resemble cheese and comes from his dick (I assume he hasn’t been looking at other people’s dick cheese) then he really isn’t very good at lateral thinking, however if it was meant to be funny, then it becomes more a rhetorical statement, not really requiring an answer.
I reckon anyway. |
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"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "
Crusty cum (ie unwashed dick) looks a little like crumbled Caerphilly cheese / Feta maybe that’s why, actually the latter cheese is possibly more infection, I digress 
Fanny stink - all woman have an aroma some stronger than others. However, if it’s a fishy smell the person in question probably has BV & needs a bit of treatment.
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This topic makes me boak!!
When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.
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"You talk like a teenager sometimes 
So i make you laugh tho that's the question
Milf
I’m not a Milf, got no children.
But you said I'm a teenager "
I said you talk like one. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there. "
What?? I think they mean left over dribble. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.
What?? I think they mean left over dribble. "
Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.
What?? I think they mean left over dribble.
Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma. "
It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.
What?? I think they mean left over dribble.
Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma.
It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat. "
Nivea moisturiser could also be part of that then lol.
There's a technical breakdown of what smegma is on Wikipedia. It's stinky stuff but wash often enough and it isn't a problem.
Oh and women get it too. |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.
What?? I think they mean left over dribble.
Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma. "
Why bring the dogs into it
No I didn't go to school I hope feel really bad about it now |
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"You talk like a teenager sometimes
So i make you laugh tho that's the question
Milf
I’m not a Milf, got no children.
But you said I'm a teenager
I said you talk like one. "
Well you look like one so their |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school .
If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.
What?? I think they mean left over dribble.
Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma.
It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat.
Nivea moisturiser could also be part of that then lol.
There's a technical breakdown of what smegma is on Wikipedia. It's stinky stuff but wash often enough and it isn't a problem.
Oh and women get it too."
Yes, correct. |
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"You talk like a teenager sometimes
So i make you laugh tho that's the question
Milf
I’m not a Milf, got no children.
But you said I'm a teenager
I said you talk like one.
Well you look like one so their "
*there |
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"You talk like a teenager sometimes
So i make you laugh tho that's the question
Milf
I’m not a Milf, got no children.
But you said I'm a teenager
I said you talk like one.
Well you look like one so their
*there "
Where? |
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"These are definitely not on our menu.
Always thinking about food you
You do have point.
Yes when erect
Funny same here.
You get a inserted point so I believe "
No point in that, well not at present. |
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"These are definitely not on our menu.
Always thinking about food you
You do have point.
Yes when erect
Funny same here.
You get a inserted point so I believe
No point in that, well not at present."
Next time you will be thinking of cheese or fish when there is lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This topic makes me boak!!
When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.
"
Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This topic makes me boak!!
When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.
Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!
S"
Whaaaaat? Oh my, that’s disgusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This topic makes me boak!!
When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.
Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!
S"
A dirty prick |
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"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.
Did you not go to school
Yes....and it sort of resembles cottage cheese, hence "dick cheese". "
Only if it were to build up enough! ugh |
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"This topic makes me boak!!
When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.
Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!
S
Whaaaaat? Oh my, that’s disgusting "
Who the fuck wrote this??? |
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"Well mine has never smelt
I shower twice a day and wash
Simple
The question is why do we call it dick cheese "
Who calls it ‘dick cheese’? I’ve never heard anyone call it that. |
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"Well mine has never smelt
I shower twice a day and wash
Simple
The question is why do we call it dick cheese "
Men and women producer smegma but it got its name perhaps due to guys perception as being dirtiest. Smegma will be on every dick but usually not built up to the extent of a camembert or soft cheese. Skin and oils are continuously shed by the skin and bacteria break them down, similarly to our feet. Adolescent guys known for copious wanking and insults to each other perhaps are the source of the term. |
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"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink
You wouldn't have wine, beer or bread if not for cheesy willy.
Thank's to the Romans..
How they discovered it beats me!!"
Don't think romans invented bread or wine |
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"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink
You wouldn't have wine, beer or bread if not for cheesy willy.
Thank's to the Romans..
How they discovered it beats me!!
Don't think romans invented bread or wine"
I do believe they invented orgies tho
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