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Have you ever looked at someone's shopping in the queue and wondered
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What on earth they have planned?
Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What on earth they have planned?
Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "
Maybe alcohol acts as a laxative for him  |
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Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket 
After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What on earth they have planned?
Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners.
Maybe alcohol acts as a laxative for him "
Thanks for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket
After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till. "
Oh I know! Though if I'm buying say, condoms, I'll use self service if I can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What on earth they have planned?
Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "
That would be my basket if I had friends over for drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket
After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till.
Oh I know! Though if I'm buying say, condoms, I'll use self service if I can. "
Would that be more appropriate for lube and wipes? |
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"Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...
I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that. "
I do the same for my ex at least every other month - zero fucks given. I don't see what the problem is x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled"
Probably run a cleaning company. |
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"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled
Probably run a cleaning company."
I know where he worked lol, it certainly wasn't a cleaning company! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What on earth they have planned?
Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "
He’s had a hard day and is going to mask the smell of alcohol with air freshener! Hahaha. |
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"Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...
I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that.
I do the same for my ex at least every other month - zero fucks given. I don't see what the problem is x"
Me neither, didn't realise it was a thing, but apparently it is. Some blokes need to grow up, might actually be a good test for the ladies when dating, just to see what kind of man they are seeing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled
Probably run a cleaning company.
I know where he worked lol, it certainly wasn't a cleaning company!"
Might have a sideline selling cleaning products door to door
to bored housewives  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I do, but I also like adding stiff to other people's trolleys
Is it a crime to put bacon in someone's trolley...?"
Only if they were Jewish or Muslim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only if they were Jewish or Muslim.
Yes it's only a misdemeanor if they are Budhist, vegan or vegetarian "
Well if it was to. Buddhist, vegan or vegetarian you'd just be a dick....which I'm fine with.
If they were Jewish or Muslim they could argue it was a hate crime. |
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