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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stewart Lee would mock me for starting this thread. But I was just looking at a dog barking at the sea and it reminded me of when my cocker spaniel was a puppy and she used to freak out at plastic bags and holes in the ground  |
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"My dog is always on a permanent mission to sit on someones feet
We think its a fetish "
My dog definitely has a foot fetish; Anyone coming in my house barefoot will discover that she goes straight for the feet and starts licking them like there’s no tomorrow  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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My sisters dog barks at birds flying over head lol.
I keep fish (pond) and I think one of them is slightly demented. When I go to feed them, it zooms across the pond basically on it's tail, most of its body completely clear of the water. It then proceeds to do back flips or swim on it's side and do backwards circles trying to get the food. Mental. |
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"My dog is always on a permanent mission to sit on someones feet
We think its a fetish
My dog definitely has a foot fetish; Anyone coming in my house barefoot will discover that she goes straight for the feet and starts licking them like there’s no tomorrow "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My sisters dog barks at birds flying over head lol.
I keep fish (pond) and I think one of them is slightly demented. When I go to feed them, it zooms across the pond basically on it's tail, most of its body completely clear of the water. It then proceeds to do back flips or swim on it's side and do backwards circles trying to get the food. Mental. "
You should charge tickets to see the fish show |
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"My dog is always on a permanent mission to sit on someones feet
We think its a fetish
My dog definitely has a foot fetish; Anyone coming in my house barefoot will discover that she goes straight for the feet and starts licking them like there’s no tomorrow
Can I come to your house? "
Of course but be advised - she literally will not stop; If you’ve had enough (it tickles like all hell) and move, she’ll literally chase you to get her foot themed fix(!)
Funny thing is also, the more she does it, she seems to become more and more what I can only describe as possessed or something and does it faster and faster and with ever increasing urgency and gusto |
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"My dog is always on a permanent mission to sit on someones feet
We think its a fetish
My dog definitely has a foot fetish; Anyone coming in my house barefoot will discover that she goes straight for the feet and starts licking them like there’s no tomorrow
Can I come to your house?
Of course but be advised - she literally will not stop; If you’ve had enough (it tickles like all hell) and move, she’ll literally chase you to get her foot themed fix(!)
Funny thing is also, the more she does it, she seems to become more and more what I can only describe as possessed or something and does it faster and faster and with ever increasing urgency and gusto "
She'd give up before me |
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