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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She didn’t look like her photos, but I’ll fuck anything. Will meet again, maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn’t abduct or kill me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sex was shit, but he makes a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Disappointed she didn’t have massive cartoon eyes and ears like in her Snapchat photo.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Brilliant at oral which is a good job because he was absolute shit at sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Didn’t abduct or kill me"

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It happens to all men, at some point, I'm told. He's a man.

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By *hickennchipsWoman  over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I would say I don't want to share them, but I will as they were shit anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She looks older in person, but her body was hot... I would meet her again but not in public...

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

So glad this woman agreed to meet me because no other bugger would.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Don't pass this one by. Please, if you don't occupy them they won't leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Disappointed she didn’t have massive cartoon eyes and ears like in her Snapchat photo. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I wasn’t sure if it was squirt or piss, but I thought she’d burst”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cried for half an hour afterwards. Avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She lied there like a sack of spuds, but on the plus side she let me wipe my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains after I’d blown my beans up her clunge.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He knows how to take a great photo. I'm not sure who it was of but it was a great photo.

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth

Hairy nipples

Pussy like a punched lasagne

Still the best sex I’ve had this year

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Whilst putting her teeth in a glass on the bedside cabinet was a bit of a surprise, the oral was fantastic!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He would’ve been okay had it not been for the casual sexism, halitosis & dirty fingernails

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wasn’t the best but definitely the quickest x

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By *hickennchipsWoman  over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Said he only plays safe but the pus and the warts say otherwise

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth


"Cried for half an hour afterwards. Avoid."

You said you would never tell

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By *eneral HysteriaMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I enjoyed the way HE thought THEY were doing ME a favour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Took a phone call mid blow job, she didn’t seem to be fully commited to the task at hand, on the plus side someone called Phil got there PPI rebate.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Wasn’t the best but definitely the quickest x "

Have we met?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“She tasted like a fishmongers slop bucket and had a fanny like an empty headlock”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His personality was almost as bad as his sexual technique.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't know which eye to look in to and there was a lot of grating. Still not the worst blowjob I've had

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“His photo editing skills are second to none”

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She faked a heart attack to get out of going halves on the meal. Look after this one fellas she’s a keeper.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Well she certainly didn't mention how well endowed "she" was - was quite the surprise when I pulled "her" knickers down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When she bent over I could see what she had for breakfast. Funnierly enough, it was what I ordered.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forgot his wallet at drinks, but claimed he’d make it up to me in the bedroom. He didn’t

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By *agic hands 81Man  over a year ago

Loughborough

No skills or technique but 10 out of 10 for effort...

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

She could at least have showered after her bareback meet earlier in the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lovely fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say the camera adds 10 pounds so she must have eaten a few after her ladt pictures were posted

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By *agic hands 81Man  over a year ago

Loughborough

Luckily, spending 2 hours with her talking about her ex on the social was a real turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Claimed to be a sex god, but screamed “I’m a virgin” as soon as I went for his cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a fantastic night. After I left.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

He came like a train....an express one!!

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth


"Luckily, spending 2 hours with her talking about her ex on the social was a real turn on."

Yes been there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Conversation was virtually none existent, but we still had to look at each other in a bar for two flamin hours before she agreed to let me slip her one”

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The head gasket on the van she was doing the bareback cum dump meet was gone, I rang the local garage and get a very reasonable quote for her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely a keeper. As in, keep the fuck away from me.

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By *loswingersCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

It was just as well the room was dimly lit , or there was no way my organ was gonna even half fill the cathedral I was expected to perform in .

Anyway we went through with the meet , keeping the lights off , and although we went through a full pack of domestos wipes , we still needed a 5 day course of antibiotics afterwards before meeting anyone else .

Not the best to be honest . Avoid !

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth

Communication was difficult to start with

She seemed a little distracted

But then the battery on her phone died and was forced to talk after 20 minutes I went and bought her a charger so she could order her Uber home

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I don’t remember much after the first drink and my arse hurts this morning

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By *egs11ABCWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Disappointed she didn’t have massive cartoon eyes and ears like in her Snapchat photo. "

Haha maybe it's an age thing but what's that all about?? X

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By *adame1981Woman  over a year ago

Leicester

And this is why I bloody love visiting the forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the plus side, I got a lift home from the police officers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t remember much after the first drink and my arse hurts this morning "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was over and out within 9 minutes. 4/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awkward laughter and stilted conversation was had. He kept looking at my cleavage, forgetting i had a face. Treat him however the hell you want, because frankly, I couldn't give two shits.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester

Well he was cute, kept calling me Mummy for some reason and cried hysterically when I got my tits out. After an hour of them being sucked though they got sore, he came in his pants and he had to be home by 9 so I called him a cab and sent him on his way. Shame really; I hope his Mum lets him out again sometime soon so we can try again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would shag them again if they wore a paper bag on their head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only liked one position

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was captivated by smile and one remaining tooth. The smell of her aftershave and genital herpes will remain with me for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beggars can't be choosy I suppose.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A Roman Orgy in 3 minutes: he came, he saw, he came, he left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She said she was a BBW, she lied about one of the Bs.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If carlsberg did meets, they'd be fuck all like this one.

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By *ihimbiherCouple  over a year ago

lightwater

The small made me gag but then I guess, that’s what pegs are for!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Slightly better than a wank

Oh, wait

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A shit shag

Oh, wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It was only when she blinked as I left, that I realised she'd been alive during the meet. Hubby said she was well into it?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

“I know it’s only a social” he said....

*trys fingering me in car*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

They said they were a professional couple, turns out it was Bodie and Doyle. Best avoid !

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Been chatting to this one for ages. Should have left it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to keep this one to myself....... meaning check under your bed , in your wardrobe and lock your doors before bed..... congratulations you have just inherited a stalker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been chatting to this one for ages. Should have left it at that. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She had her arms all over me, she was fucking Octopussy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She said that she enjoyed anal foreplay. What she meant was that she showed me pictures of her anal prolapse surgery as a form of foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Take care of this one, she’s a fucking liability.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal "

Backhanded compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This one is wetter than an otters pocket!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" It was only when she blinked as I left, that I realised she'd been alive during the meet. Hubby said she was well into it? "

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Treat her with respect. She'll stab you if you don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When said she’s like a Dyson, I thought she meant she could suck like one, turns out she Meant she doesn’t bring a bag, I had to pay for everything.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

He fulfilled his promise to make me scream.

As soon as I saw his face.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

His pictures don't do him justice. Because they're not of him.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

She said her blow jobs were heavenly . She was right, it was so bad I wanted to be dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"His pictures don't do him justice. Because they're not of him. "

Haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

The pictures do not do the tip of a house justice. More pet faeces, dirt and untidiness than his photoshopped pics gave away. Invite him to yours, please.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

Can't say a single bad thing about them.

Because there were multiple bad things ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal "

I saw one that said “needs to be taught a thing or two” why would you display that?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal

I saw one that said “needs to be taught a thing or two” why would you display that?! "

Exactly ! The guy displayed it too ! And was rather proud !

Tbf I once asked someone to write on my verification: 'Thank you for the 1 minutes 32 of pure bliss'

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan  over a year ago

oulton broad

She was possibly a fair bit older than her pictures but if your a fan of the walking dead she’s definitely a keeper x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal

I saw one that said “needs to be taught a thing or two” why would you display that?!

Exactly ! The guy displayed it too ! And was rather proud !

Tbf I once asked someone to write on my verification: 'Thank you for the 1 minutes 32 of pure bliss'"

I only got the 32 seconds and you told me it was your personal best!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I honestly came across once one day that went like that :

His cock was lacking of girth but it was great for anal

I saw one that said “needs to be taught a thing or two” why would you display that?!

Exactly ! The guy displayed it too ! And was rather proud !

Tbf I once asked someone to write on my verification: 'Thank you for the 1 minutes 32 of pure bliss'

I only got the 32 seconds and you told me it was your personal best!"

Yet I have no verification from you lady !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're a nice fella, and we had fun. Sorry about the spunky sheets. Is it ok if we go, as I can just make last orders at my local.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

He seemed a little naive to the whole sub/dom world. When I told him I wanted to be sub for a while he tried sticking a periscope up my arse!

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

He wasn't joking when he said he was going to smash my back door's in. I don't know why he didn't just knock. He now owes me a new door.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

This guy's clueless. I said I was looking for some NSA sex and he turned up dressed as General Paul M. Nakasone.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When their profile said "happily married couple" I didn't realise it meant to other people....until their respective partners turned up mid-meet.

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth

She said it would be a social meet at first as she is shy

Turns out she needed a date for her sisters funeral

The sister was a better shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at me! I'm a fuckin stud. I fucked dis bird. Id big up me amaze skillz n monster cock but 4 some reason she don't want see me again n asked 2 swap veris so she can see sumone else who better. So who next!

p.s give dis bird few week til she got da tests back as me nob was propa itchy goin in

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

He said he wanted the sex wet and sloppy and so I brought a watermelon, the seeds went everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice asshole crap attitude

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By *ir_anthonyMan  over a year ago

kenilworth

Never talk politics before a meet

I thought She said she was a remainer and anti Brexit

That was 4 months ago she still refuses to leave and moved the rest of her family in

She meant Romanian and anti exit

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sucks like a pro, and good job too because she charged about the same price.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The profile said family orientated. Didnt think she would bring her mum. But glad she did

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"The profile said family orientated. Didnt think she would bring her mum. But glad she did "

That made me

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He didn’t bring his photoshopped cock but I sucked his tiny substitute anyway

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

He seemed confused when I turned up with my surf board and scuba gear in anticipation of the watersports he'd suggested for our meet.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

She sucks like a pro. A pro wrestler. I'm just out of surgery and the doctors expect I'll regain 70% function in 6-8 weeks.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"She sucks like a pro. A pro wrestler. I'm just out of surgery and the doctors expect I'll regain 70% function in 6-8 weeks."

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I brought the nibbles , sellotape and artichoke and they didn’t understand why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice girl, great fun, but if I bent it over double, it still wouldn't have touched the sides

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’m not saying she was filthy but I wiped my feet on the way out.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

First she took her clothes off... then her wig off, took her teeth out, then her false eye, unscrewed her left hand and put it on the bed, then her right foot, then I made a run for it.

I was halfway down the stairs when she shouts, ‘don’t you want some pussy?’

Lighthearted I replied, ‘throw it down to me’.

Something landed behind me, I didn’t look back.

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