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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just watched a documentary on men and how they've ended up in A&E having things stuck down their japs eye 
A six inch stilleto heel had to be the worst as it still had the shoe on show and the heel completely...... down there!!!!
Come on boys and girls, we've all heard and possibly experienced embarrassing tales... So tell 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??"
Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.
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"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??
Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.
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Easily done  |
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I remember years ago reading a fascinating and um, highly plausible story concerning a chap who claimed to have been up a step ladder, naked, in his house when he subsequently and inadvertently fell and impaled his anus on a broom handle.
An all too common household mishap that. |
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"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??
Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.
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I'm sure I remember Paul Daniels doing that on his show years ago. |
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I watched a junior Dr programme and a guy got a toilet brush stuck up there hook end first. The hook got stuck so they couldn't just pull it out.
I once thought I'd lost a vibrator up my bum but I got it out.
I fakdi thought someone (naming no names) had got a suction nipple sucker thing stuck on my clit. |
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Some tv station did a "100 things stuck up an arse" type od show once. It may be kicking around on you tube somwere.
That had things like false teeth, an tennis ball and most bizarre some one had pourd the powder tbat makes cement in there anus to "make a mould if it"  |
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There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.
A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"
I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really
It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.
A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"
I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really
It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong..."
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I've posted before about losing a clementine in me. I wondered where it might have ended up if we hadn't got it out as I have no cervix or uterus. (This latter prevents me from identifying as a woman according to some recent threads.  )
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"There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.
A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"
I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really
It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong..."
One man one jar |
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" Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled "
Probably not the first & probably not the last  |
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There's a video called "One guy, one jar" that was doing the rounds on WhatsApp a while back, basically a guy squats over a glass jar and takes it up his rusty sheriffs badge, the jar subsequently breaks whilst in there and he has to pull all the gory shards out of his tattered ricker
A) What did he think was going to happen?
B) why do people share it?
C) how do I unsee it?
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A doctor friend told me about some amusing mishaps that she had dealt with, including a vicar who had been hoovering the curtains in the nude when the chair collapsed and he fell backwards on to a bottle getting the screw top stuck up his ass. I suggested pushing the bottle neck in and giving it a quarter turn to pull it out but apparently it's more complicated than that.
Another time there was a young couple, the lady had a delicate glass Santa, a bauble from the Xmas tree so far up her that they couldn't get it out (she was not pleased..gave the impression it had all been his idea)
While the doctors were fishing around,elbow deep...the boyfriend was holding her hand and encouraging her saying 'push push.
Aww...how sweet. |
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"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??
Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.
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The rectum obviously absorbed the "jacket" |
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I've never quite understood why some people seem to feel the need to get naked and lube up before hoovering the stairs.
An accident just waiting to happen, it seems. |
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