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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
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over a year ago
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
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Why do guys do that? The after shave down there thing.
Just use the Femfresh spray (I know, I know totally marketed for us ladies) and enjoy the dryness and coolness for the whole day 
Plus it’s actually skin friendly post shaving! |
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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
Why do guys do that? The after shave down there thing.
Just use the Femfresh spray (I know, I know totally marketed for us ladies) and enjoy the dryness and coolness for the whole day
Plus it’s actually skin friendly post shaving! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
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did you read about that guy who was Dared by his mates to stick a jetwash up his arse which he did completely wrecked all his internal organs as you would but he lived now what a waste of NHS resources that was  |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
did you read about that guy who was Dared by his mates to stick a jetwash up his arse which he did completely wrecked all his internal organs as you would but he lived now what a waste of NHS resources that was
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Those things hurt if you catch your leg with it. I cannot imagine what that must have been like.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
did you read about that guy who was Dared by his mates to stick a jetwash up his arse which he did completely wrecked all his internal organs as you would but he lived now what a waste of NHS resources that was
Those things hurt if you catch your leg with it. I cannot imagine what that must have been like.
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he's in pain the rest of his life |
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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
did you read about that guy who was Dared by his mates to stick a jetwash up his arse which he did completely wrecked all his internal organs as you would but he lived now what a waste of NHS resources that was "
Omg  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
did you read about that guy who was Dared by his mates to stick a jetwash up his arse which he did completely wrecked all his internal organs as you would but he lived now what a waste of NHS resources that was
Omg "
Can you believe anyone British could be that stupid? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I answered a message from my daughter. Now I'm stuck looking for a piece of music she needs for tonight,that she doesn't know where she saved it or how she renamed it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I answered a message from my daughter. Now I'm stuck looking for a piece of music she needs for tonight,that she doesn't know where she saved it or how she renamed it."
It's gotta be ' do you really wanna hurt me, do you really wanna make me cry ' |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"I answered a message from my daughter. Now I'm stuck looking for a piece of music she needs for tonight,that she doesn't know where she saved it or how she renamed it.
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Family IT Support, I get caught for it all the time. |
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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago
deptford London |
"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
Why do guys do that? The after shave down there thing.
Just use the Femfresh spray (I know, I know totally marketed for us ladies) and enjoy the dryness and coolness for the whole day
Plus it’s actually skin friendly post shaving! "
is that a deoderant? |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"Turned down coffee with a good friend because I'm sat at my computer doing paperwork.
It's early in the day though,
Plenty of time to do something really stupid.
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Bad mistake, don't let work get in the way of real life! |
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
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Ouch... did that on a tattoo once!!!
Now THERES pain!!!!
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Walking the hound round the park when a squirrel appeared usually the hound ignores them but this one decided to head towards him ...wasn’t really paying that much attention as was admiring a couple of fit ladies on the tennis courts ...suddenly the lead goes tight... I’m up there with usain bolt for 2secs ...really should have let go of the lead as trees hurt.but if I had done that would have spent the next 40 minutes chasing him round the park trying to catch him .so then you have that jump up swear at the hound moment and hope no one saw you x |
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"Try “fresh and dry balls” from mankind! Far less like self flagillation!
I have some from Below the Belt, it's basically like liquid talcum powder (Asda do that)."
Strangely enough and a bit of a detour from hamster (normal) footage thou many (links) on to the same subject from this Was this video of this guy being Waxed from a young coloured ladie, The Guy was in a high state of arousal but she took It all (no pun Intended) In her stride, she waxed him back and front, he hardly flinched during the process, the Internet never fails to amuse.. |
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"Walking the hound round the park when a squirrel appeared usually the hound ignores them but this one decided to head towards him ...wasn’t really paying that much attention as was admiring a couple of fit ladies on the tennis courts ...suddenly the lead goes tight... I’m up there with usain bolt for 2secs ...really should have let go of the lead as trees hurt.but if I had done that would have spent the next 40 minutes chasing him round the park trying to catch him .so then you have that jump up swear at the hound moment and hope no one saw you x "
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
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Shouldn't you change your profile name to "nickonballs"
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
Shouldn't you change your profile name to "nickonballs"
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
Shouldn't you change your profile name to "nickonballs"
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Lol
Very good.
But no. |
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"...have you been today so far?
I thoughtlessly sprayed aftershave on my freshly shaved (and slightly knicked) balls.
Not something I'll be repeating soon. No idea what was happening in my head to do it in the first place!
Shouldn't you change your profile name to "nickonballs"
Lol
Very good.
But no."
You know that's we're all going to call you now though...... |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"Walking the hound round the park when a squirrel appeared usually the hound ignores them but this one decided to head towards him ...wasn’t really paying that much attention as was admiring a couple of fit ladies on the tennis courts ...suddenly the lead goes tight... I’m up there with usain bolt for 2secs ...really should have let go of the lead as trees hurt.but if I had done that would have spent the next 40 minutes chasing him round the park trying to catch him .so then you have that jump up swear at the hound moment and hope no one saw you x "
Yup, the quick scan to see if anyone noticed is the sensible first action.
Then you can decide whether to nonchalantly walk off, or collapse and cry... |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Stupid as stupid goes. I opened up to someone whom I thought I was close to but I obviously am a bad judge of character But hey on the bright side I do have a nice box now where no one can bother me |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"Stupid as stupid goes. I opened up to someone whom I thought I was close to but I obviously am a bad judge of character But hey on the bright side I do have a nice box now where no one can bother me
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Sorry to hear that. But fuck them! Ultimately it's useful when people show their true colours... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I answered a message from my daughter. Now I'm stuck looking for a piece of music she needs for tonight,that she doesn't know where she saved it or how she renamed it.It's gotta be ' do you really wanna hurt me, do you really wanna make me cry ' "
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