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In 1972 a crack commando unit...
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over a year ago
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...were sent to a Military prison for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum- security stockade to the Los Angleles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.
Turns out the crime The A Team commited was drawing tits on dusty works van !
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Yes, those guys ripped me right off!
I hired Hannibal and the boys to stop a heinous property developer from erecting a Tesco’s Express near me.
Bastards took the money and high tailed it out of there with my cash!
My solicitor contacted them (he’s dead clever you see) and they came up with some bullshit story that they had to split fast as a certain Colonel Decker was chasing them at the time.
Lying, cheating arseholes!
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I asked for a friends with benefits arrangement and I’m quite upset, I’m not getting any extra money from the government and to cap it off she keeps wanting to have sex! I didn’t sign up for this... |
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I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
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"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
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Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better "
*Off to the shop* |
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"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better
*Off to the shop*"
Beat you to it , got a few months worth here !
Sold out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better
*Off to the shop*
Beat you to it , got a few months worth here !
Sold out "
may I pop round to fuck one to yours ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?
The watermelon was rotten inside.
I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.
#once
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Don’t panic it’s organic |
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