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Not really weird, rather unwise; I ate a Carolina Reaper chilli a while back.....
Curious indeed; it felt as though my ear drums were on fire as I gasped for air over the sink (whilst desperately chugging down water straight from the cold tap).
I hear that the recently discovered ‘Dragon’s Breath’ is even hotter.
Hmmm....shall I?  |
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A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee  the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume. |
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."
Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!! |
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.
Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!!"
Nooooooooooo |
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."
Have a hairy arsed mutt as well that won’t leave my bed... love that dog to death lol |
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."
I can imagine a lychee is the closest thing to eating an eyeball !  |
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.
Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!!
Nooooooooooo"
You peel them and the juice runs over your fingers, hmmmmm.....  |
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"When I was a child I ate:
Coal
Mud
Paper
...and drank bleach.
We were very poor in those days
Ireland in the 70’s was very similar.... happy days  "
Ah, those were the days! We had nothing, but we were happy!
Of course, we ‘ad it tough! We didn’t have coal, we had just twigs and bits of wood. And mud? At least you’d have got rainwater with that! We lived by beach so only had sand which were all nice t look at but very salty and we only ate it dry. As for paper, where we grew up, paper would have been luxury. We only had sticks of chalk nicked from school to chew on and we got our minerals by licking slate. As for the bleach, if only! All we could afford was fairy liquid! We pretended it was champagne with all the bubbles! Tasty, but I’d have prefered to drink Radox bubble bath which came in much more enticing flavours.
And I tell you, if you told the youth of today that, they wouldn’t believe you! |
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In my younger years...girls sleepovers were plenty. Games of truth or dare whilst sneaking their parents alcohol , smoking and talking of boys.
I'd chosen dare on one occasion...
Thus followed me given a sandwich with a concoction of cat food, chillies, peanut butter ,jam baby food and god knows what else...
Did I eat it? Yes!
I'm not backing down on a challenge
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"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth
What about Vegemite?
Ss"
Does that even exist ?
Please don't kill me ss |
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"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth
What about Vegemite?
Ss
Does that even exist ?
Please don't kill me ss "
https://youtu.be/0yA98MujNeM
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"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.
I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7
Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.
I can imagine a lychee is the closest thing to eating an eyeball ! "
Depends on the eyeball, but generally they're actually quite a lot firmer texture than a lychee...they kind of have a bit more oomph to them. Hard to describe.
Sometimes they have hard shit in them too. Not sure what, but I remember nearly breaking my tooth one time and I didn't eat eyeballs for ages after that |
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When my daughter was a tiny baby, I was laying on my back on the floor and was holding her up in the air like she was an aeroplane. Jiggling her around while making plane noises. She did the baby sick thing and it landed straight in my mouth. That’s the worse thing I’ve had in my mouth. Funnily enough, it tasted of Parmesan cheese...... |
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