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What was the last thing you craved?
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over a year ago
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Not the last thing, but a couple of years ago I was seriously ill in hospital. Once I wasn’t staring immediate death, I started to crave sweet and sour pork balls! I was promised that we would pick some up on the way home once discharged.
Nearly 2 months later, they released me. On the way home we stopped at the Chinese. Only to be told they had run out of them!  |
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Now you come to mention it, I’m rather craving a nice, juicy kebab.
.....Can said craving overcome my lazyitus to such an extent whereby I will actually haul my gluteus maximus from my chair and venture out to procure one?
This is going to be a colossal internal battle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted? "
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself.
I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. "
It was going so well until verbose
I'm just a simple guy of far too few words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. "
I’m going to ignore the obvious sarcasm there and take your words at face value because I can and choose to!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself.
I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back.
It was going so well until verbose
I'm just a simple guy of far too few words "
Word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I’m going to ignore the obvious sarcasm there and take your words at face value because I can and choose to! "
*pats you on the head* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realise I should write ‘the smell of honeysuckle on a damp summer evening’ but was actually going to write potato rösti and baked beans..
My thinking is too mundane for the forums. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Realise I should write ‘the smell of honeysuckle on a damp summer evening’ but was actually going to write potato rösti and baked beans..
My thinking is too mundane for the forums. "
Ah fuck it. Write the true you not some bollocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. "
I'm still laughing at it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it."
Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it."
See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it.
Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering. "
Don’t knock the body popping, I throw a mean shape... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it.
Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering.
Don’t knock the body popping, I throw a mean shape... "
You and me, we’re going to have a krump off. Meli can referee.
You ever watched David LaChapelle’s movie RIZE? That’s your prep. This is *on*. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it.
See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! "
I have a low threshold for comedy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it.
See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!!
I have a low threshold for comedy."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!  "
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. |
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. "
Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Is that like when you’re being haunted?
That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity.
I'm still laughing at it.
See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!!
I have a low threshold for comedy.
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Urgh! Now I’ve got a craving for burn cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire.
Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! "
Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire.
Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke!
Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while "
Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity?
Asking for a friend... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire.
Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke!
Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while
Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity?
Asking for a friend..."
A bit of mutual poking maybe |
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch!
I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire.
Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke!
Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while
Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity?
Asking for a friend..."
In my case it's a wooer thang... |
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Who wanted the verbose wooing? I have a few sesquipedalians kicking around in my bonce and can spout off some highly sincere sounding flattery when the situation warrants it.
::Insert doe eyed emoji here:: |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself.
I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back.
It was going so well until verbose
I'm just a simple guy of far too few words
Word. "
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Damn, I have so many allergies...apples, but usually it's lovely warburtons bread toasted or crispy rolls with soup!
They've no right called that nasty crap in a loaf shape gluten free 'bread' it's not bread! It's vile. But I'm often caught longingly looking at apples! Quite sad really  )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing.
Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself.
I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. "
Oh I bloody love a jolly good wooing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I actually crave the feeling of craving something. It sounds odd when written down. But this day and age of getting gratification and everything else virtually instantly makes you forget what it was like to have to wait or save for something....
Skin contact is however different.... I bloody love a bit of tingly skin contact!
And being 23. |
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"Who wanted the verbose wooing? I have a few sesquipedalians kicking around in my bonce and can spout off some highly sincere sounding flattery when the situation warrants it.
::Insert doe eyed emoji here::"
They flatter to deceive....  |
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"Mint choc chip icecream. But I wanted green ice-cream. Because it's mint, so it has to be green. The one I picked up in Tesco wasn't green. So I still need to satisfy my craving."
Try pistachio! Its divine... and green! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who wanted the verbose wooing? I have a few sesquipedalians kicking around in my bonce and can spout off some highly sincere sounding flattery when the situation warrants it.
::Insert doe eyed emoji here::"
It was me.
Bring forth your stream of consciousness... |
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