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I'm fuckin pissed off !!
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My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.
And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!! |
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I wish I could . I was supposed to be on my own today whilst him and his wife went on a day trip . Now I feel like walking into oncoming traffic grrrrrr...... . But thanks for trying  |
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"My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.
And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!!"
Sounds like my boss, the getting the new car would just never stop him he'd just tell you about how great his new car is and how shit yours is for the next 400 hours |
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"Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!! That really cheers me up thanks  "
Awww sorry. To be fair the other 48 weeks of the year I could happily smash her antagonistic face in |
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"Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!! That really cheers me up thanks
Awww sorry. To be fair the other 48 weeks of the year I could happily smash her antagonistic face in "
That almost made me giggle  |
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"My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.
And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!!
Sounds like my boss, the getting the new car would just never stop him he'd just tell you about how great his new car is and how shit yours is for the next 400 hours "
To be fair he can't boast about his car . My bike is more reliable lol |
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Offer to take a look at the said vehicle, sit in it, attempt to fire it up, put bonnet up, look under it, scratch head and balls, remove petrol pipe, attempt to turn over, catch petrol in cup, pour petrol over interior, light petrol, act surprised, chuck it out there it might be an electrical fault, suggest a new not on fire car, job done your boss will either get a new car or sack you and his whining will stop either in a flurry of looking for a new car or because your at home
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"Offer to take a look at the said vehicle, sit in it, attempt to fire it up, put bonnet up, look under it, scratch head and balls, remove petrol pipe, attempt to turn over, catch petrol in cup, pour petrol over interior, light petrol, act surprised, chuck it out there it might be an electrical fault, suggest a new not on fire car, job done your boss will either get a new car or sack you and his whining will stop either in a flurry of looking for a new car or because your at home
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Best suggestion so far . I still think the sledgehammer is more satisfying though |
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