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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the 1st thing you do after sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuddle

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

High 5

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By *40 maleMan over a year ago

chesterfield

Untie her

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cheer... at least I think that's what I'd do if I had sex.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"High 5 "

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends who with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends who with

taxi !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pee.

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By *illyKMan over a year ago

milton keynes

Let the air out and fold her away...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wipe their Willy on the curtains? ( men obviously!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Roll over and fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try and stop her from crying.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roll over, light a cigar and point them to the nearest exits

(3 things, but it’s done in one move)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roll over, light a cigar and point them to the nearest exits

(3 things, but it’s done in one move)

"
Non smoker huh, fibber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roll over, light a cigar and point them to the nearest exits

(3 things, but it’s done in one move)

Non smoker huh, fibber

victory smoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wipe my cock on the bed sheet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out."

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere."

Hehehe sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Wipe my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains, then slap her ass.

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By *lbert_shlossedMan over a year ago

Manchester

Have a nice cup of tea

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"High 5

Made me giggle

It's been known

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Hehehe sorry."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask the loan shark how much is left of the debt

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Hang my head in shame and apologise

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Shout.. Who's next?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep.

Then do it again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat pussy till im ready to carry on

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Eat pussy till im ready to carry on"

From Mrs Mooneys pie shop?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

https://youtu.be/sV1A-b6vTPw

This.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask her name

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I usually tell them my hubby is home. Gets rid of them quickly

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Leicester

Oh - you came.. so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pay him of coarse

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By *ools47Woman over a year ago

Failsworth

Move out of the wet patch

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Pay him of coarse

If have to give them a refund.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Pay him of coarse

If have to give them a refund."

I'd* bloody phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuddle and stroke until I can see a potential round 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Move out of the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddle and stroke until I can see a potential round 2"

Love this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pay him of coarse

If have to give them a refund."

Haha I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere."

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat pussy till im ready to carry on

From Mrs Mooneys pie shop?"

Dunno who she is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help him find his clothes

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well. "

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask Mr for the wand x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"
cmon obvious sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get dressed and tell her I'm not looking for a commitment but I'm confident she'll make a great single mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Role off and fall asleep

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Eat pussy till im ready to carry on

From Mrs Mooneys pie shop?

Dunno who she is "

It's a Sweeney Todd reference, Mrs Mooney was putting pussies in her pies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

As are most guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly..its a sneaky yawn.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

As are most guys

If it's any consolation, I'm the same after having had a wank? No? Oh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Talk about the ins and outs of stuffing a bird for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

As are most guys

If it's any consolation, I'm the same after having had a wank? No? Oh..."

You must sleep a lot so

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Piss, rehydrate, snog, cuddle, chat, gear up for more

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

As are most guys

If it's any consolation, I'm the same after having had a wank? No? Oh...

You must sleep a lot so

How rude

but also worryingly accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat pussy till im ready to carry on

From Mrs Mooneys pie shop?

Dunno who she is

It's a Sweeney Todd reference, Mrs Mooney was putting pussies in her pies "

Ah sounds a little harsh on the pussys hope she didnt feed them to there dad like game of thrones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let the air out and fold her away..."
lmao

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Turn into a little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn into a little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask her to close the front door on her way out.

Made me laugh. Spit my drink everywhere.

Don’t. Had it happen to me. It was horrid..

Had it happen to me b4 as well.

For the record, I've never said or done anything like that.

I'm usually fast asleep by then

As are most guys

If it's any consolation, I'm the same after having had a wank? No? Oh...

You must sleep a lot so

How rude

but also worryingly accurate. "

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ask her sister if i did a good job lol

seriously depends if the wife i make a fresh drink an re watch it in the phone

if a meet have a laugh chat etc an walk them out thank them for a fun night then back to the wife for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thank him for cuming (see what i did there?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"High 5 "

Done that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the Hob nobs out with a cup of tea , you have to read my veris lol

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I thank him for cuming (see what i did there?)

Badum tish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wee.XD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"
get hard again and fuck her even harder

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Get dressed and tell her I'm not looking for a commitment but I'm confident she'll make a great single mother "

Lol no wonder you struggle with dates!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say 'is that it?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say 'is that it?'"

Guess it's better than...

Are you in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep and get ready to again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask for a veri. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask for a veri. Lol"

I met a guy who asked for a very with in the first 5 minutes of sitting down

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

Go to the bathroom then cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Leave

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ask for a veri. Lol

I met a guy who asked for a very with in the first 5 minutes of sitting down

Was he in a rush hah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Wake her up.

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By *igT 007Man over a year ago

stevenage

Get ready for round 2

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By *UNTIMEJAMESMan over a year ago

cheshunt

Pee fart in toilet then go back for more ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?

Wake her up."

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Get ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get dressed and tell her I'm not looking for a commitment but I'm confident she'll make a great single mother

Lol no wonder you struggle with dates! "

I am starting to see what the problem is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Pull out and slap her arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile or do a naked dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep.

Then do it again!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuppa ‘n’ cuddles...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the sheets in the wash and stick the kettle on

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Bask in the moment and happy sigh

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

kiss ...cuddle...and build for the next one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn into a little spoon

Can I be the big spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do hoovering they always make such a mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask when they're going to be ready to go again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oral !!!

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

Pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep and get ready to get fuck again by the next meet

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Eat melon its so refreshing

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Pick the flesh from under my talons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat melon its so refreshing

Tell me about it

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"

Don't no.

Ive not had any to find out.

Anyone want to try and help ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close pornhub, and put my phone on charge.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Get a drink of water and start again.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Eat melon its so refreshing

Tell me about it

Thats made my day. Im off to the gym with a smile on my face. youknowwhatimean. wink wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the kitchen roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat melon its so refreshing

Tell me about it

Thats made my day. Im off to the gym with a smile on my face. youknowwhatimean. wink wink

"
What does it mean omg tell me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"
hand them a towel for the wet spot so they can have a nap lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Close pornhub, and put my phone on charge.

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

Pee wash my dick then go back and clean up

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"What's the 1st thing you do after sex?"
try to withdraw with out creating fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do the floss dance and then dab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to the toilet and have a pee. Then I clean up and go back in for a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sanitizer my hands, ,etc,,then fire up my tassimo, ,,n gorgeous forman,,,

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By *unninglinguist600Man over a year ago

belfast

Tell her the soft boiled egg will take another minute.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn on the shower and say round two!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell her the soft boiled egg will take another minute.?"

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apologise.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *unninglinguist600Man over a year ago

belfast

"Tell her the soft boiled egg will take another minute.?

Made me laugh

Premature ejaculation is not a laughing matter t.t. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roll her out of the wet patch and cuddle her. I’m a good guy like that.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Have a bit of a spoon and caress

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman over a year ago

Norwich

Grab his head and tell him to make me cum with his tongue so I'm ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell myself how amazing I am and how lucky they are to have me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grab his head and tell him to make me cum with his tongue so I'm ready for round 2

Yes please!!!!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

Ask if it was as good for you as it was for me!

Then see when I can move in

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

go get us both an ice-cream

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Cuddle and stroke until I can see a potential round 2"
this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give them a customer feed back form.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Log onto fab and describe it in graphic detail in a veri.....

Or start a thread complaining if they didn't do it right........

Or maybe just post a cryptic status update so all my friends can enquire....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ id ring the church bells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuddle up, chat, have a laugh together, recharge, then go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get my breath back!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cry"

I actually did this once. Funnily enough, he avoided me after that

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By *ere2pleasureUMan over a year ago

Kington

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By *ere2pleasureUMan over a year ago

Kington

"Cuddle up, chat, have a laugh together, recharge, then go again

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have sex, unless she's done then just a quick tit wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have sex, unless she's done then just a quick tit wank"

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Ask if it was as good for you as it was for me!

Then see when I can move in

Well I did get a key at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A can can

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"A can can"

I'd be perfectly happy just to watch you do the can can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make a status update on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn into an orb of light for about 5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A can can"

That could be fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep on fucking...mine stays hard!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake up.

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Stretch and sigh. Hopefully happily

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Pay her money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean up my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile, and keep smiling. Well actually I usually have a stupid grin on my face like the cat that got the cream, unless it was a shit shag.... in which case I'll be sulking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile, and keep smiling. Well actually I usually have a stupid grin on my face like the cat that got the cream, unless it was a shit shag.... in which case I'll be sulking."

Noted and forwarned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Normally wake up!

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Cry

I actually did this once. Funnily enough, he avoided me after that

That depends on the type of crying. Crying because the sex was that good your body doesn't know how to process it.. good.

Crying because you got your period halfway through and ruined your new white underwear.. bad

Crying because after all his talk he only had a hairy acorn.. bad

A tear in the eye because he he had taken you to that place where your brains fall out then held you until you regained the use of your legs and coherent speech.. definitely allowed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piss, rehydrate, snog, cuddle, chat, gear up for more"

^^^ This ^^^

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By *homasP80Man over a year ago

Linwood

"Roll over and fart"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cry

I actually did this once. Funnily enough, he avoided me after that

That depends on the type of crying. Crying because the sex was that good your body doesn't know how to process it.. good.

Crying because you got your period halfway through and ruined your new white underwear.. bad

Crying because after all his talk he only had a hairy acorn.. bad

A tear in the eye because he he had taken you to that place where your brains fall out then held you until you regained the use of your legs and coherent speech.. definitely allowed

Let's just say it was bad crying....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cry

I actually did this once. Funnily enough, he avoided me after that

That depends on the type of crying. Crying because the sex was that good your body doesn't know how to process it.. good.

Crying because you got your period halfway through and ruined your new white underwear.. bad

Crying because after all his talk he only had a hairy acorn.. bad

A tear in the eye because he he had taken you to that place where your brains fall out then held you until you regained the use of your legs and coherent speech.. definitely allowed

Let's just say it was bad crying....

Well he shoulnt try putting his leg up there what did he expect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a shower

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Deflate and roll her up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smile, and keep smiling. Well actually I usually have a stupid grin on my face like the cat that got the cream, unless it was a shit shag.... in which case I'll be sulking."

I sulk too if it's crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take her tights off

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By *ida8780Couple over a year ago

any town

"Kiss and cuddle.

Only in the movies

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By *nicecoupleXCouple over a year ago

Hitch

I like to stand and watch the cum run down my legs

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By *uckymooMan over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Usually pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like to stand and watch the cum run down my legs

Hot

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Remove my strap on!

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"Remove my strap on!"

complain about a sore bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wipe my cum of Alisha

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