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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Write a profile that states what you are looking for and what you have to offer. If possible, try and be a little lighthearted and witty.
Have patience.
Join in on here.
Send messages that say more than "hi".
Go to socials and clubs.
Have patience.
Look at the several hundred threads from other men asking the same thing.
Good luck.
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Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
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it's not that easy for me as I have two small children |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. "
hadn't noticed that, good point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. "
They're a hoot these men, aint they?
Thousands of years of evolution and they still havent learnt that women miss nowt |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point "
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other? |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?"
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally.
They're a hoot these men, aint they?
Thousands of years of evolution and they still havent learnt that women miss nowt"
us men suck, we have blinkered vision |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have two small children "
If your children make it difficult for you to get to a club (and quite understandably) they would presumably make it difficult for you to get out to meet someone?
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs "
Quite possibly.
Unlos in 5...4...3..2... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs "
yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it? |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it? "
More than a fair amount of others actually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have two small children
If your children make it difficult for you to get to a club (and quite understandably) they would presumably make it difficult for you to get out to meet someone?
Mrs"
yes, I was kinda hoping I could host |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it? "
Don't you think you're being rather indiscreet by showing your face on here then? Do you want her finding out about it when that guy down the road/neighbour /colleague spots your public face pics and tells her?
Man, you've got a lot to learn if you plan to be an adulterer. |
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have a wife I'm cheating on and a young family "
Fixed it to the truth. |
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"You could try writing a profile. Just a thought
Exactly this! You have words, but they don't say anything! It's just all a bit blah blah blah "
lol and what your seeing is the new improved updated version |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could try writing a profile. Just a thought
Exactly this! You have words, but they don't say anything! It's just all a bit blah blah blah "
OK, I'll have to work on it, I don't often talk about myself, so It doesn't come naturally |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have a wife I'm cheating on and a young family
Fixed it to the truth. "
Yea I just noticed the cot in the background too. Fucksake. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it? "
Well, that's much more than I get as a single woman on here.
I have no judgement on why you choose to be here but don't be disrespectful in how you communicate your relationship on here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this profile for a couple of weeks now, and getting very little response tbh. Can anyone give me any ideas to improve? Thanks in advance "
Hang in there. Expect nothing in return. Just try to be original in your messages, don't be crass. Keep it funny/friendly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this profile for a couple of weeks now, and getting very little response tbh. Can anyone give me any ideas to improve? Thanks in advance "
Come back and complain after two years and you might get a bit of sympathy. Two weeks is fuck all. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have two small children
If your children make it difficult for you to get to a club (and quite understandably) they would presumably make it difficult for you to get out to meet someone?
Mrs yes, I was kinda hoping I could host"
Hosting in your marital home? That won't go down well.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it?
Don't you think you're being rather indiscreet by showing your face on here then? Do you want her finding out about it when that guy down the road/neighbour /colleague spots your public face pics and tells her?
Man, you've got a lot to learn if you plan to be an adulterer. "
only added it because of the amount of people refusing to msg anyone without a face pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had this profile for a couple of weeks now, and getting very little response tbh. Can anyone give me any ideas to improve? Thanks in advance
Come back and complain after two years and you might get a bit of sympathy. Two weeks is fuck all."
not after sympathy, after advice |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it?
Don't you think you're being rather indiscreet by showing your face on here then? Do you want her finding out about it when that guy down the road/neighbour /colleague spots your public face pics and tells her?
Man, you've got a lot to learn if you plan to be an adulterer. only added it because of the amount of people refusing to msg anyone without a face pic"
Face pics can be kept private or friends only, and added to messages. Notice how I have no public face pics? I have lots I can send via message!
Also it says a lot that that is more important to you than the wider implications for your home and work life.
I have cheated, and I have been the other woman, I'm not judging that. But there's ways to limit the damage and ways to reduce your chances of getting caught.
Plastering your face on a popular site, and inviting people to have nsa sex in the bed you share with your wife - next to the cot - is just bloody awful.
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. "
I use women's roll-on deodorant 
When I was with my ex I discovered I preferred it to bloke's stuff, which makes you smell like a teenage boy |
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over a year ago
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"Had this profile for a couple of weeks now, and getting very little response tbh. Can anyone give me any ideas to improve? Thanks in advance
Come back and complain after two years and you might get a bit of sympathy. Two weeks is fuck all. not after sympathy, after advice"
The advice is there, be patient and put some effort in. Like I said, two weeks is fuck all. |
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"A cot in one of your pics ....oh my days .....
Grim eh. But hey, proves he's fertile for those who desire baby batter I suppose."
See the cot jumped out at me, but I also thought there was potential for him to be a single dad, or have his kids a few nights a week so I let that slide. |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally.
I use women's roll-on deodorant
When I was with my ex I discovered I preferred it to bloke's stuff, which makes you smell like a teenage boy"
And a pink fluffy dressing gown? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it time.
Get out to local social events or go into chat room to maybe get a verification. Or attend a local club.
it's not that easy for me as I have two small children
If your children make it difficult for you to get to a club (and quite understandably) they would presumably make it difficult for you to get out to meet someone?
Mrs yes, I was kinda hoping I could host"
Where will your wife and kids be?  |
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it? "
Before we split up, I think it had been about 2 years for me.
Perspective chap...it's a wonderful thing |
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"A cot in one of your pics ....oh my days .....
Grim eh. But hey, proves he's fertile for those who desire baby batter I suppose.
See the cot jumped out at me, but I also thought there was potential for him to be a single dad, or have his kids a few nights a week so I let that slide. "
Snap, it was the only get sex once a month that clinched the deal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How old is the baby? Maybe your wife is just knackered and sex is the last thing on her mind at bed time. Once a month is way more than I got after the kids were born. If the first thing you think of is to cheat on your wife and child then I don’t think you’ll go down too well on here. |
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"How old is the baby? Maybe your wife is just knackered and sex is the last thing on her mind at bed time. Once a month is way more than I got after the kids were born. If the first thing you think of is to cheat on your wife and child then I don’t think you’ll go down too well on here. "
I was a proper randy bitch after I had a baby, that's how I ended up having another 11 months later |
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"How old is the baby? Maybe your wife is just knackered and sex is the last thing on her mind at bed time. Once a month is way more than I got after the kids were born. If the first thing you think of is to cheat on your wife and child then I don’t think you’ll go down too well on here.
I was a proper randy bitch after I had a baby, that's how I ended up having another 11 months later "
Bloody ell, you did well to pop 11 out months later.  |
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"How old is the baby? Maybe your wife is just knackered and sex is the last thing on her mind at bed time. Once a month is way more than I got after the kids were born. If the first thing you think of is to cheat on your wife and child then I don’t think you’ll go down too well on here.
I was a proper randy bitch after I had a baby, that's how I ended up having another 11 months later
Bloody ell, you did well to pop 11 out months later. "
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally.
I use women's roll-on deodorant
When I was with my ex I discovered I preferred it to bloke's stuff, which makes you smell like a teenage boy
And a pink fluffy dressing gown? "
Teddy bear actually. I get too hot in the night, but I can't do without my pink fluffy huggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a cot in the background of your bedroom, indicating your wife hasn't long given birth, and your here bitching about only getting laid once a month??? |
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over a year ago
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"Your profile sucks.
Presence of what looks like women's roll on deodorant and dressing gown in pics certainly makes it look like you might be playing away. In which case you might want to mention that on your profile so people can make an informed decision. Or not, entirely up to you. I'd find that pic off putting, personally. hadn't noticed that, good point
Hadn't noticed that there's women's stuff in your pics or that you'd not mentioned on your profile you've got a (in)significant other?
Or hadn't noticed that he has a Mrs yes I do, but our sex life, we'll, we once a month isn't a sex life is it?
Don't you think you're being rather indiscreet by showing your face on here then? Do you want her finding out about it when that guy down the road/neighbour /colleague spots your public face pics and tells her?
Man, you've got a lot to learn if you plan to be an adulterer. only added it because of the amount of people refusing to msg anyone without a face pic
Face pics can be kept private or friends only, and added to messages. Notice how I have no public face pics? I have lots I can send via message!
Also it says a lot that that is more important to you than the wider implications for your home and work life.
I have cheated, and I have been the other woman, I'm not judging that. But there's ways to limit the damage and ways to reduce your chances of getting caught.
Plastering your face on a popular site, and inviting people to have nsa sex in the bed you share with your wife - next to the cot - is just bloody awful.
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Sure is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I delete this thread please?
You delete your profile and go and make your wife a brew and let her put her feet up.
There you go, he took at least part of your advice.
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Well that’s a first. I hope the fucker is riddled with guilt. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How do I delete this thread please?
You delete your profile and go and make your wife a brew and let her put her feet up.
There you go, he took at least part of your advice.
Well that’s a first. I hope the fucker is riddled with guilt. "
He'll get over it and he now knows not to post on the forum. Or, or at least not to post the truth about his situation and his attitude. His photos will be less incriminating when he returns. |
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"I gave some profile advice to a fella a couple of nights ago, he was unlos by the time I logged in again in the morning. At least I know I didn't jinx this one  "
I'm gonna write a new profile the next one that asks for advice. I wonder how the last one got on. |
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"I gave some profile advice to a fella a couple of nights ago, he was unlos by the time I logged in again in the morning. At least I know I didn't jinx this one
I'm gonna write a new profile the next one that asks for advice. I wonder how the last one got on."
Off topic but did you get that pint tipped over you princess P? |
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"I gave some profile advice to a fella a couple of nights ago, he was unlos by the time I logged in again in the morning. At least I know I didn't jinx this one
I'm gonna write a new profile the next one that asks for advice. I wonder how the last one got on.
Off topic but did you get that pint tipped over you princess P?"
Ask dickface. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Had this profile for a couple of weeks now, and getting very little response tbh. Can anyone give me any ideas to improve? Thanks in advance
Come back and complain after two years and you might get a bit of sympathy. Two weeks is fuck all."
You mean you weren't immediately wading through seas of minge after joining? How odd.  |
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