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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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"An enema ?
That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà  "
You’ve just given me a mental picture i can’t unsee:
Fozzy bear in the woods, unable to do what bears do in the woods, so getting an enema from Miss Piggy.
My mind is a cruel master |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
No one has guessed yet
No enema whatever it is!
No wedding!
No fight with a mower.
Special holiday is because I want one. Since going to Barbados in 2016 I’ve been saving so need a special holiday next year  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"No one has guessed yet
No enema whatever it is!
No wedding!
No fight with a mower.
Special holiday is because I want one. Since going to Barbados in 2016 I’ve been saving so need a special holiday next year "
Passed exam? Signed up for a course where you hope to then pass the exam? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An enema ?
That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà
You’ve just given me a mental picture i can’t unsee:
Fozzy bear in the woods, unable to do what bears do in the woods, so getting an enema from Miss Piggy.
My mind is a cruel master "
You need to have your medication increased! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat 
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either "
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What one thing that I have done this week...!
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you've got a meet you've met him before, youre excited so youre preparing you're nether regions for his onslaught |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation "
omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"What one thing that I have done this week...!
you've got a meet you've met him before, youre excited so youre preparing you're nether regions for his onslaught "
My ‘nether regions’ are never unprepared lol. |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest "
You’ll look a dream big boy....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest
You’ll look a dream big boy....! "
thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clue.
Preparing for something.....
You got waxed?
No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance. "
Isn't that a contradiction of terms? |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Clue.
Preparing for something.....
You got waxed?
No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.
Isn't that a contradiction of terms?"
No idea what you’re getting at?
I have regular waxing appointments. |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest
You’ll look a dream big boy....! thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder "
If you have lady bits then yes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat
You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message? No damnit I don't have a dress either
I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest
You’ll look a dream big boy....! thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder
If you have lady bits then yes.... "
omg what are you saying surely when you feminise me in the dress and make up I will feel like a real woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clue.
Preparing for something.....
You got waxed?
No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.
Isn't that a contradiction of terms?
No idea what you’re getting at?
I have regular waxing appointments. "
If someone else does it how can it be self maintenance?  (smiley face) |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Clue.
Preparing for something.....
You got waxed?
No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.
Isn't that a contradiction of terms?
No idea what you’re getting at?
I have regular waxing appointments.
If someone else does it how can it be self maintenance? (smiley face)"
It’s still ‘self maintenance’ because I’m paying for a service. You obviously don’t understand women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like we about given up,
Just tell us lol
I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares...
I wonder if she's still doing it."
Maybe. Waiting for someone to guess!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like we about given up,
Just tell us lol
I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares...
I wonder if she's still doing it.
Maybe. Waiting for someone to guess!! "
Shall we make it up anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one has guessed yet.....
We've all died of boredom! 
RIP Doc
I'm now a ghost! 
A Poltergeist !
I’m an expert on ghosts Doc...."
Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"No one has guessed yet.....
We've all died of boredom!
RIP Doc
I'm now a ghost!
A Poltergeist !
I’m an expert on ghosts Doc....
Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too! "
Do you only ‘haunt’ ladies then Doc ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one has guessed yet.....
We've all died of boredom!
RIP Doc
I'm now a ghost!
A Poltergeist !
I’m an expert on ghosts Doc....
Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too!
Do you only ‘haunt’ ladies then Doc ? "
And only special ones.  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"What's my prize?
Do I get to choose
What kind of prizes do you like? Pray tell....
Something I can unwrap
Thinking about it you cheated as you asked for a clue so no prize, sorry "
I'm afraid the rules were not clearly explained. I will therefore have to submit a grievance with Of-fab and file a claim for loss of pervings |
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