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over a year ago
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Feeling a bit blue today. Hopefully some of you can cheer me up with amusing banter. Tell jokes, tell me something funny about your time here.... Anything really. Just looking for a little distraction and to find my smile again. Hugs to all x |
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Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once met a lass who took me to the wrong hotel after travelling half the country but subsequently gave me one of the best times after   "
Hahaha.... I believe that was a certain gentleman's fault. I'm sure she felt the same though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied. "
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By *abs..Woman
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I’m sorry to hear that lovely.
I may have mentioned it once or twice on threads but I don’t like the heat however I’m white and probably lacking in vitamin D so I’ve just spent ten minutes putting suncream everywhere and now I’m back in! Too hot too hot! 
And my neighbour has just been out shouting ‘go away pussy’ .... I don’t think they were talking to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m sorry to hear that lovely.
I may have mentioned it once or twice on threads but I don’t like the heat however I’m white and probably lacking in vitamin D so I’ve just spent ten minutes putting suncream everywhere and now I’m back in! Too hot too hot!
And my neighbour has just been out shouting ‘go away pussy’ .... I don’t think they were talking to me "
Aww bless! I'm the same haha. I'm milk bottle white and heat is not my friend.
Hahaha hopefully not! I think they may have been luring you with treats, if they were
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By *abs..Woman
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"I’m sorry to hear that lovely.
I may have mentioned it once or twice on threads but I don’t like the heat however I’m white and probably lacking in vitamin D so I’ve just spent ten minutes putting suncream everywhere and now I’m back in! Too hot too hot!
And my neighbour has just been out shouting ‘go away pussy’ .... I don’t think they were talking to me
Aww bless! I'm the same haha. I'm milk bottle white and heat is not my friend.
Hahaha hopefully not! I think they may have been luring you with treats, if they were
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I’m a sucker for a treat
Yes I’m destined to be pale forever. I don’t know how people sunbathe it’s really hard work.
I hope you’re ok lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Awwww, sending you hugs and good stuff, OP. I’ve just had a cold, cold glass of the most beautiful homemade elderflower cordial that a dear friend made. It was delicious and it tastes of sunshine. Just smelling is makes me think of the lines from Oberon’s speech in A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"FAF?
Big hugs darl.
I went to the Dr's cos I had a lettuce in my pants.
Dr said that looks bad.
I said its just the tip of the iceberg. "
That shouldn't have made me laugh, but it bloody did! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m sorry to hear that lovely.
I may have mentioned it once or twice on threads but I don’t like the heat however I’m white and probably lacking in vitamin D so I’ve just spent ten minutes putting suncream everywhere and now I’m back in! Too hot too hot!
And my neighbour has just been out shouting ‘go away pussy’ .... I don’t think they were talking to me
Aww bless! I'm the same haha. I'm milk bottle white and heat is not my friend.
Hahaha hopefully not! I think they may have been luring you with treats, if they were
I’m a sucker for a treat
Yes I’m destined to be pale forever. I don’t know how people sunbathe it’s really hard work.
I hope you’re ok lovely x "
Haha... Treats are the best .
I couldn't do it either. I'd be carted off in an ambulance, with 2nd degree burns, within the hour 
Thank you lovely. I'm trying to be. A few days and I'm sure I'll be back to my strong, independent self x |
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"Feeling a bit blue today. Hopefully some of you can cheer me up with amusing banter. Tell jokes, tell me something funny about your time here.... Anything really. Just looking for a little distraction and to find my smile again. Hugs to all x"
If you want someone to chat shit to , I'm a World leading expert  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Awwww, sending you hugs and good stuff, OP. I’ve just had a cold, cold glass of the most beautiful homemade elderflower cordial that a dear friend made. It was delicious and it tastes of sunshine. Just smelling is makes me think of the lines from Oberon’s speech in A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine."
You have such a beautiful way with words lovely. Just seeing your username makes me smile as i know I'm going to be inspired by your mind.... Very easy on the eye too haha. Thank you lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Feeling a bit blue today. Hopefully some of you can cheer me up with amusing banter. Tell jokes, tell me something funny about your time here.... Anything really. Just looking for a little distraction and to find my smile again. Hugs to all x If you want someone to chat shit to , I'm a World leading expert "
Looks like I've found a front runner here
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy Birthday OP
Love you  "
Please don't add another year on. I was bad enough turning 40 
If you loved me, you would have PM'd me your bank details, like i asked |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy Birthday OP
Love you
Please don't add another year on. I was bad enough turning 40
If you loved me, you would have PM'd me your bank details, like i asked "
I have tried but filters didnt allow me to follow your dream |
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"Feeling a bit blue today. Hopefully some of you can cheer me up with amusing banter. Tell jokes, tell me something funny about your time here.... Anything really. Just looking for a little distraction and to find my smile again. Hugs to all x If you want someone to chat shit to , I'm a World leading expert
Looks like I've found a front runner here
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Seriously I'm good . Ask anyone |
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"FAF?
Big hugs darl.
I went to the Dr's cos I had a lettuce in my pants.
Dr said that looks bad.
I said its just the tip of the iceberg.
That shouldn't have made me laugh, but it bloody did! "
Good. I had an Eastern European cleaner but I had to let her go.
Took her 3 hours to do the living room carpet.
She was a Slovak.  |
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By *abs..Woman
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"FAF?
Big hugs darl.
I went to the Dr's cos I had a lettuce in my pants.
Dr said that looks bad.
I said its just the tip of the iceberg.
That shouldn't have made me laugh, but it bloody did!
Good. I had an Eastern European cleaner but I had to let her go.
Took her 3 hours to do the living room carpet.
She was a Slovak. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once had a dream I was in a local field in my jammies. I found a hedgehog - and spent the whole dream trying to figure out what type of dog it was. I was so frustrated I was in tears. I woke up crying |
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"I’ll cheer you up m’lady with one of my many highly fascinating facts
.....Did you know that the heart of a shrimp is actually located in it’s head?
How verily intriguing is it not? "
Nice. And a cow has 4 stomachs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwww, sending you hugs and good stuff, OP. I’ve just had a cold, cold glass of the most beautiful homemade elderflower cordial that a dear friend made. It was delicious and it tastes of sunshine. Just smelling is makes me think of the lines from Oberon’s speech in A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.
You have such a beautiful way with words lovely. Just seeing your username makes me smile as i know I'm going to be inspired by your mind.... Very easy on the eye too haha. Thank you lovely "
Oh that’s such a lovely thing to say. I am veritably enchanted |
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"I once had a dream I was in a local field in my jammies. I found a hedgehog - and spent the whole dream trying to figure out what type of dog it was. I was so frustrated I was in tears. I woke up crying"
That actually made me want to give you a hug |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a dream I was in a local field in my jammies. I found a hedgehog - and spent the whole dream trying to figure out what type of dog it was. I was so frustrated I was in tears. I woke up crying
That actually made me want to give you a hug"
I told the kids at work and a six year turned around and said ‘my parents pay you to look after us’ and one muttered ‘she isn’t right in the head’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a dream I was in a local field in my jammies. I found a hedgehog - and spent the whole dream trying to figure out what type of dog it was. I was so frustrated I was in tears. I woke up crying
That actually made me want to give you a hug
I told the kids at work and a six year turned around and said ‘my parents pay you to look after us’ and one muttered ‘she isn’t right in the head’ "
Ouch! Those kids are brutal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a dream I was in a local field in my jammies. I found a hedgehog - and spent the whole dream trying to figure out what type of dog it was. I was so frustrated I was in tears. I woke up crying
That actually made me want to give you a hug
I told the kids at work and a six year turned around and said ‘my parents pay you to look after us’ and one muttered ‘she isn’t right in the head’
Ouch! Those kids are brutal! "
They are, they really are |
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