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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed  |
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over a year ago
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
where's the pics and vids cmon  |
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
What you don’t remember is who you went to bed with, better hope the photos don’t get leaked out  |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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I pulled a lady in a club..she was a bit older than me mid fifties I'd guess but pretty fit .. we were getting a bit frisky and she asked "if I'd ever had a sportsmanship double?".."what's one of those ?"I asked ..."it's a mother daughter threesome!!"... "wow" I said "nope I've never had one,!" "C'Mon" she said "tonight's your lucky night". We headed back to her house ..I was getting so excited I couldn't keep my hands off of her... as we stumbled through the door she turned the light on and shouted upstairs "mother you still awake!!" |
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"I pulled a lady in a club..she was a bit older than me mid fifties I'd guess but pretty fit .. we were getting a bit frisky and she asked "if I'd ever had a sportsmanship double?".."what's one of those ?"I asked ..."it's a mother daughter threesome!!"... "wow" I said "nope I've never had one,!" "C'Mon" she said "tonight's your lucky night". We headed back to her house ..I was getting so excited I couldn't keep my hands off of her... as we stumbled through the door she turned the light on and shouted upstairs "mother you still awake!!""
Lmfao thank goodness it was you and not me  |
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"I pulled a lady in a club..she was a bit older than me mid fifties I'd guess but pretty fit .. we were getting a bit frisky and she asked "if I'd ever had a sportsmanship double?".."what's one of those ?"I asked ..."it's a mother daughter threesome!!"... "wow" I said "nope I've never had one,!" "C'Mon" she said "tonight's your lucky night". We headed back to her house ..I was getting so excited I couldn't keep my hands off of her... as we stumbled through the door she turned the light on and shouted upstairs "mother you still awake!!""
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"I pulled a lady in a club..she was a bit older than me mid fifties I'd guess but pretty fit .. we were getting a bit frisky and she asked "if I'd ever had a sportsmanship double?".."what's one of those ?"I asked ..."it's a mother daughter threesome!!"... "wow" I said "nope I've never had one,!" "C'Mon" she said "tonight's your lucky night". We headed back to her house ..I was getting so excited I couldn't keep my hands off of her... as we stumbled through the door she turned the light on and shouted upstairs "mother you still awake!!""
That still makes me laugh. |
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
Was it the police uniform that clinched the deal?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed
Was it the police uniform that clinched the deal?
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who knows! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do talk some rubbish 
Leave the man to dream bless him
I wonder if he’s just one of those people that you know he’s lying when his lips move  "
A policeman? |
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
Tha happened to me one Gig night in Brighton. My son and two other gay boys and me in a huge hotel bed.
These things happen.
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
Oh you foreigners......It's not 'hot in my bed.. it's sweating and screaming from inside the sack. |
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"Wow what a Night! And I have no idea how it Happened! Was out for my friends birthday last night and this morning I woke up with his 49 year old hot mum in my bed "
So what did your friend say about it when you told him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I pulled a lady in a club..she was a bit older than me mid fifties I'd guess but pretty fit .. we were getting a bit frisky and she asked "if I'd ever had a sportsmanship double?".."what's one of those ?"I asked ..."it's a mother daughter threesome!!"... "wow" I said "nope I've never had one,!" "C'Mon" she said "tonight's your lucky night". We headed back to her house ..I was getting so excited I couldn't keep my hands off of her... as we stumbled through the door she turned the light on and shouted upstairs "mother you still awake!!""
Would be my luck, very funny |
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