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Why would someone meet me part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or you rather.

As before.

Like I said, I make a wicked breakfast

Also I can do this flicky thing with my tongue

Why would someone want to meet you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a tounge like an anteater and can breath through my ears....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bend over and touch my toes.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can bend over and touch my toes. "

Very useful that

I'm easy to be around and can chat to anyone for ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I said before to meet Pooch. He s been on quite a few socials

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can bend over and touch my toes. "

Show us then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because i put a spell on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good looking, funny, easy to talk to, smell great, good in bed, I could go on but what more could you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good looking, funny, easy to talk to, smell great, good in bed, I could go on but what more could you want

Indeed all true

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I can do the splits goes that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the splits goes that count

Yes, yes it does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I laugh ... A lot

I'm nice ... Silly and fun

I'm very kissable (apparently) and I'm a very good fuck (apparently)

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Because they need something fixing. I have my uses I suppose

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

I have nice hair, a great arse, I’m good fun, and a decent shag!

That do?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I can do the splits goes that count

Winner

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because they need something fixing. I have my uses I suppose

I have loads of diy jobs that need doing if you like to feel useful?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I can do the splits goes that count

Yes, yes it does"

I do need a bit of warming up first though cant just do it

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I have nice hair, a great arse, I’m good fun, and a decent shag!

That do? "

We might need to test that last one for ourselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the splits goes that count

Yes, yes it does

I do need a bit of warming up first though cant just do it

I'm happy to help warm you up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m excellent at opening and pouring wine

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Because they need something fixing. I have my uses I suppose

I have loads of diy jobs that need doing if you like to feel useful?

I don't need to feel useful I already know I am. Be nice to be wanted for me rather than what I can do. Ignore me I'm in a daft mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea.

Ask them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No idea.

Ask them!"

I’m asking you !

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’m excellent at opening and pouring wine "

That sounds like the perfect reason to me. Runs and gets glasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m excellent at opening and pouring wine

That sounds like the perfect reason to me. Runs and gets glasses

It’s ok, he looks nice enough to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good with my hands and I have a large number of unconventional pets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps they like to laugh...

Derisively.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a shit hot cook, my cocktails are tremendous and I can last all night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not a bad fuck either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a museum dedicated to crisps

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Not a bad fuck either

Even if I say so myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not a bad fuck either

Even if I say so myself

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Not a bad fuck either

Even if I say so myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m funny and no one will steal me off you

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Not even cake tempts people into meeting us. We need to think of something else.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not even cake tempts people into meeting us. We need to think of something else.

I love cake

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By *aucyGirl08Woman over a year ago

Wolverhampton

God knows. I've been asking myself that for 20yrs.

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By *lim Jim 68Man over a year ago

Guernsey

Because I don't like football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My obvious wit and charm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can count up to 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because the world cup is over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m a passionate kisser, give great bj’s and am good in bed (so I’ve been told) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because- according to some guy that keeps messaging, saying I'm a single guy and not a couple. It would shut him up. Also I'm an amazing sub and always do as I'm told

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

To see if we are real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No idea.

Ask them!

I’m asking you !

Because I am a good talker.

And I fuck better than I talk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To see if we are real "

Your boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one else said yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because i make an awesome first impression and im a bit of a rule breaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Because I have a freshly waxed scrotum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm young... That doesn't appeal to the vast majority though

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