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Washing my knob is becoming a chore
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just do what I do. Leave it to get jammed up with stinky rotting cock cheese. It eventually sorts itself out... so I'm told. Haven't got there yet. But it's only been 9 months. So early days yet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends.....what brand are you using? I can’t be doing anything by Jeyes.
Buy fabreze from love honey
Damn! I was too slow.
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Too busy slagging my spelling skills |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't you dip it in bleach?"
I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece
Long story short, Leave it to the professionals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.
Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....  "
Why did you douse it in aftershave? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't you dip it in bleach?
I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece
Long story short, Leave it to the professionals "
Dettol? |
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"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.
Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....
Why did you douse it in aftershave?"
To distract the leach from it's blood sucking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.
Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....
Why did you douse it in aftershave?
To distract the leach from it's blood sucking "
That's not a nice thing to call a woman. |
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"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.
Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....
Why did you douse it in aftershave?
To distract the leach from it's blood sucking
That's not a nice thing to call a woman."
She shouldn't have been in the swamp to start with so deserves it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't you dip it in bleach?
I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece
Long story short, Leave it to the professionals
Dettol?"
Toilet duck and no, it doesn’t reach right round the rim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would it put you off if you pulled my pants down and there was an air freshener hanging of my shaft?
Asking for me"
Depends if I get to keep the air freshener as a souvenir because noone would believe that as a fab story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!
The yellow one is banging "
Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 |
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"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!
The yellow one is banging
Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5"
I've read some of those :D I think having the skin peeling from his cock is not quite what OP is after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!
The yellow one is banging
Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
I've read some of those :D I think having the skin peeling from his cock is not quite what OP is after"
As I said it would certainly take his mind off his original problem he posted about if nothing else that was suggested helped...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!
The yellow one is banging
Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5"
Veet reviews are bloody hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!
The yellow one is banging
Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
Veet reviews are bloody hilarious. "
Really funny  |
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