"How about the sound of rain?
I know it's not raining but I've been holding my piss in for the last hour and when she blows it's gonna be a long one. "
Hhhmmm. Not sure that’s quite what I had in mind  |
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"How about the sound of rain?
I know it's not raining but I've been holding my piss in for the last hour and when she blows it's gonna be a long one.
Hhhmmm. Not sure that’s quite what I had in mind "
But, hey ho, anything oncebfor the experience  |
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"How about the sound of rain?
I know it's not raining but I've been holding my piss in for the last hour and when she blows it's gonna be a long one.
Hhhmmm. Not sure that’s quite what I had in mind
But, hey ho, anything oncebfor the experience "
Too late, it fell out |
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"I know the Gruffalo by heart if that helps 
Love that, but any chance of ‘going in a bear hunt’
I could take you on a bare hunt 
‘I’m not scared’ "
That’s a great book; Turns out there IS a real bear at the end.
This however is in direct contradiction to recognised historical facts though as the last bears were wiped out in the UK around 1000 AD.
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"I know the Gruffalo by heart if that helps
Love that, but any chance of ‘going in a bear hunt’
I could take you on a bare hunt
‘I’m not scared’
That’s a great book; Turns out there IS a real bear at the end.
This however is in direct contradiction to recognised historical facts though as the last bears were wiped out in the UK around 1000 AD.
Maybe I’m over analysing this a tad? "
And there was me just singing along in my ignorance! |
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"Try this....
https://youtu.be/rgh2QFvWf7s
Thanks. I will. Yogic Sleep? Is that like tantric sex with your eyes shut? "
Dunno, I'm normally soundo in the first 20 mins.
Seriously, give it a whirl and let me know if it helps. |
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"Try this....
https://youtu.be/rgh2QFvWf7s
Thanks. I will. Yogic Sleep? Is that like tantric sex with your eyes shut?
Dunno, I'm normally soundo in the first 20 mins.
Someone’s brightened my night up so I’m feeling a bit too perky just now, but I promise I will. XX
Seriously, give it a whirl and let me know if it helps."
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"#youknowwhoare
I'll be your whore 
*Grabs popcorn* 
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Anytime but it does invovle cutting my toe nails, which btw are lovely, with your lovely teeth. "
Not after what happened last time
 I got foot in mouth 
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