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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone know?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just dip ya knob in Jeyes fluid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers Morgan. I never feel like clapping when I see that wanker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bleach.

Apply with wire wool for the best result.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Try some flash powder and pat it all over the infected area then with a scouring pad give it a good old rub till you see blisters bursting. Once done rinse off with tepid water and cover the area in deep heat to protect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Antibiotics will not be suffice I'm afraid, for best results use a paint stripping heat gun

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By *llNightDelightMan over a year ago

Kinver

Petrol and fire.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

He'll have no knob left after doing these so no antibiotics needed

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I used, - I meant my friend, used Cilit Bang spray; Burnt the clap right away (along with his pecker) but I’m pleased to report that he is in good spirits after coming to....from his coma.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Er seriously! Sexual health clinic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just cut it off lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of dettol should do the trick

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Okay they're all telling you the wrong things..

For best results (a friend told me ) you get a cocktail umbrella sellotape to a sounding probe .. insert and withdraw several time with a twisting motion to make sure you get a good cleaning action.. alternatively fit sounding rod to cordless hammer drill then

Insert funnel in the tip of your cock and pour salt down leave for about 12 hours then have a piss ..

Job done..

Dr2goods cure all potion is available at all back street boozers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay they're all telling you the wrong things..

Insert funnel in the tip of your cock and pour salt down leave for about 12 hours then have a piss ..

Job done..

Dr2goods cure all potion is available at all back street boozers "
You know I'm sure ive heard this before somewhere I think he's right, try it whats the worst that could happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brillo pad and tcp?

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Red hot coat hanger wire. Make sure you straighten it out first and smooth off any sharp edges. You don't want to hurt yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay away from durty women

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Dip it in battery acid, that should clear it up nicely.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

My mouth.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says a positive mental attitude can clear up the most stubborn of rashes.

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says a positive mental attitude can clear up the most stubborn of rashes."

See when I read pma I was thinking pmt and no fu*king bacteria will take on a women with pmt..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A drill down the japs eye

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By *enshermanMan over a year ago

Durham

"Anyone know?

Asking for a friend"

Lol yer right " oh no its for my friend not me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone know?

Asking for a friend"
heroin numbs the thought

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

With a face like that you even got the opportunity to catch a dose?

Amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With a face like that you even got the opportunity to catch a dose?

Amazing. "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mouth."

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Funniest thread I have read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funniest thread I have read "
... Hilarious thanks for bumping it up

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says a positive mental attitude can clear up the most stubborn of rashes."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this is my old thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With a face like that you even got the opportunity to catch a dose?

Amazing. "

Yes, definitly my old thread

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I think this is my old thread "

That makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this is my old thread

That makes sense now "

My anal bleaching thread was better

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I think this is my old thread

That makes sense now

My anal bleaching thread was better

Need to find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With a face like that you even got the opportunity to catch a dose?

Amazing. "

I’m laughing way to much at that!!

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