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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feign a sudden an inexplicable illness. Maybe there was some Novichok gel smeared on the taps in the toilets?  "
I'm not sure raising the alarm about a nerve toxin is a good idea.
I'll put it on the maybe list |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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Spend a little too long in the loo, give your face a good rub then emerge clutching your tummy, red faced. Tell her you are really sorry but you have come over feeling really quite poorly and are going to have to cut short the meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out "
Give one of us your phone number and we’ll call you with a life and death emergency, job done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out "
Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out
Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits. "
Ahhh - are you a vet?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"
Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!
Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"
If that’s true he wants fucking shooting, where that deer hunter when you need him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out
Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits.
Ahhh - are you a vet? "
Why, have you got a pussy that needs attention? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"
Pour a drink over his head and call him a pervert before storming out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!
Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!
Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently "
You're going to be crumbs at the end of this |
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"
Oh, isn’t he dreadful sharing wicked thoughts in public? You tell him from me - I hope he DOES get a drippy botty (but not till Thursday).
Shame Shame! SHAME!! Bad egg! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is definitely a pineapple situation. Tell her you have some accrued alone time that you have to take otherwise you'll lose it. No lie"
What does he do with the pineapple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out "
Easy
Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and
Just walk out undetected  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.
POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??
YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!
Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!
Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently "
Tsk tsk go in there and drag hin out kicking and screaming !!!  |
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out
Easy
Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and
Just walk out undetected "
I went to a Halloween party dressed like that..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out
Easy
Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and
Just walk out undetected
I went to a Halloween party dressed like that..... "
Thought I recognised you...
Mummy ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out "
your brother has flown back from Zimbabwe and needs picking up from Bournemouth airport  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.
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Don't know who you're talking about  |
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"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.
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She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.
We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.
She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead."
Nooooooo nooooooo
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.
We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know "
Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.
She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead."
O that’s good. Maybe Cake has his own predictive text and that why it was similar |
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out "
Is this related to your other post?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/777274
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"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.
She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead.
O that’s good. Maybe Cake has his own predictive text and that why it was similar"
Yes.... I'm sure it's as innocent as all that. |
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"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.
We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know
Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?"
I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.
Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.
Help me out
Is this related to your other post?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/777274
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Pure coincidence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.
We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know
Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?
I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair......... "
Green doesn't suit you  |
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"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.
We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know
Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?
I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair.........
Green doesn't suit you "
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But how do you know she's a bunny boiler so quickly..? 
