"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?  "
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it... |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it..."
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it? |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Good Lord!
Crunchy grass..."
Unless you have a ban in place there, you need to get the hose pipe on that. Um....the grass I meant  |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it? "
Sure if you want a slap on the chops. |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Good Lord!
Crunchy grass...
Unless you have a ban in place there, you need to get the hose pipe on that. Um....the grass I meant "
Do you know anyone who has a big...hose? |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops. "
My number one kink  How did you know? |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops.
My number one kink How did you know?"
Ok so it turns out some of the rumours are true then and here's me thinking you look all sweet and innocent. |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops.
My number one kink How did you know?
Ok so it turns out some of the rumours are true then and here's me thinking you look all sweet and innocent."
I can be what ever you want me to be  |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops.
My number one kink How did you know?
Ok so it turns out some of the rumours are true then and here's me thinking you look all sweet and innocent.
I can be what ever you want me to be "
Perhaps my naked gardener to bring life back to my barren garden... |
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"Be careful what you wish for OP...
Rain was forecast here today.. it happened..all 5 minutes of it "
i know but all the thing that give as water is very low |
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"Be careful what you wish for OP...
Rain was forecast here today.. it happened..all 5 minutes of it "
what every i wish for never seem to come true so you do not have to worry about it coming true  |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops.
My number one kink How did you know?
Ok so it turns out some of the rumours are true then and here's me thinking you look all sweet and innocent.
I can be what ever you want me to be
Perhaps my naked gardener to bring life back to my barren garden..."
As much as I'd love that, I'd have to spend all day fighting the sparrows off my maggot |
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"Yes it can rain all night then be sunny during the rain. The garden is dryer than my vagina.
Is it wrong that that still turned me on?
I'm at the age you know when thing's start to die off. I need something to make it a bit more lubricated that's for you,it's been a couple of months since it has attention.
Use it or lose it...
Sounds like a lot of effort. Couldn't I just spit on it?
Sure if you want a slap on the chops.
My number one kink How did you know?
Ok so it turns out some of the rumours are true then and here's me thinking you look all sweet and innocent.
I can be what ever you want me to be
Perhaps my naked gardener to bring life back to my barren garden...
As much as I'd love that, I'd have to spend all day fighting the sparrows off my maggot "
I have a spare handkerchief if that's any help. |
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