"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)  |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway) "
Oh deal  |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other "
Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other
Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it "
Oh bugger  |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other
Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it
Oh bugger "
Tomorrow maybe  |
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway) "
It didn't work |
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)
It didn't work "
More cream on the way m’lady  Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to...... |
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)
It didn't work
More cream on the way m’lady Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to...... "
I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier |
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)
It didn't work
More cream on the way m’lady Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......
I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier "
Get a room lol..... |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)
It didn't work
More cream on the way m’lady Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......
I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier
Get a room lol..... "
It's to warm. Id prefer the outdoors |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc 
That's not actually a bad idea  "
It works! You can Also buy packs of the roller bit to have them for different stuff, one for moisturiser, one for sun cream, one for fake tan etc, Just keep them in little labelled ziplock bags... I was single a very long time, can you tell?! |
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over a year ago
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"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc
That's not actually a bad idea
It works! You can Also buy packs of the roller bit to have them for different stuff, one for moisturiser, one for sun cream, one for fake tan etc, Just keep them in little labelled ziplock bags... I was single a very long time, can you tell?! "
Going to try this out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet there's a thingy on a stick that does the job. You just need to look in the Sunday papers for one of those magazines full of inventions for old people? |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
I would happily rub extra all over my front and let you rub your back up and down me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
I would happily rub extra all over my front and let you rub your back up and down me "
Sounds like fun |
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over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other
Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it
Oh bugger
Tomorrow maybe "
I'm waiting
.....I'm now the colour of a blood orange |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?
Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other
Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it
Oh bugger
Tomorrow maybe
I'm waiting
.....I'm now the colour of a blood orange "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?
Yah where do want it ?
I’m focusing on my thighs today
Okay I've got some to spare "
Perfect, I don’t have my trunks on yet so best time to get it on... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?
Yah where do want it ?
I’m focusing on my thighs today
Okay I've got some to spare
Perfect, I don’t have my trunks on yet so best time to get it on... "
Do you want me to rub it on ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't there an app for that?
Oh really do tell "
I'm developing it but need a hand testing it. Are you willing to be a guinea pig? You get the premium version free of charge. |
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over a year ago
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"Isn't there an app for that?
Oh really do tell
I'm developing it but need a hand testing it. Are you willing to be a guinea pig? You get the premium version free of charge."
Sure why not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks. "
Kind hearted?
I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous |
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over a year ago
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"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks.
Kind hearted?
I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous "
Is that all your giving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc
That's not actually a bad idea
It works! You can Also buy packs of the roller bit to have them for different stuff, one for moisturiser, one for sun cream, one for fake tan etc, Just keep them in little labelled ziplock bags... I was single a very long time, can you tell?!
Going to try this out "
It actually worked |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
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"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc
That's not actually a bad idea
It works! You can Also buy packs of the roller bit to have them for different stuff, one for moisturiser, one for sun cream, one for fake tan etc, Just keep them in little labelled ziplock bags... I was single a very long time, can you tell?!
Going to try this out
It actually worked "
Haha,happy days. That's brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks.
Kind hearted?
I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous
Is that all your giving "
Seeing as you fluttered your eyes so nicely I'll throw in a Scrabble app too...
Happy now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
have you tried putting the cream on a tree and rubbing yourself on a tree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?have you tried putting the cream on a tree and rubbing yourself on a tree "
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