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I'm not saying she's a slut, but.....

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Her favourite shade of lipstick is "penis".

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is that a special type of gloss on her lips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When did you change your preferred pronoun, Clem?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is that a special type of gloss on her lips?

Pearl finish not gloss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't know one existed

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

She's been cocked more times than john Wayne's pistol.

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

She's had more picks than a second-hand dartboard.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Her legs spread faster than a forest fire

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

She's been fingered more times than Michael Jackson's glove.

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By *oshmoleCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

From the wood she has had she could make a hand rail to the moon.

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

Just call her Martini.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

...But she's taken more loads than a washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you're not talking about Scarlet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ...But she's taken more loads than a washing machine."

She's gonna fucking kill you

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Her name is Marge and she spreads easy.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

...she's been cocked more times than Dirty Harrys pistol

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

She's had more cock ends than weekends

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Very sexist though, don't you think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When she’s had more sailors on her than most battleships

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's had more cock ends than weekends "

Of course it is. Men don't tell jokes about other men being sluts.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"She's had more cock ends than weekends

Of course it is. Men don't tell jokes about other men being sluts. "

I noticed, funny that.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

They buried her in a Y-shaped coffin

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"They buried her in a Y-shaped coffin"

This one just about killed me off

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Had more balls in her mouth than a hungry hippo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

during the war she had more yanks than Eisenhower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's had more pricks up her than a second hand dartboard

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By *r Appreciator.Man over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

"They buried her in a Y-shaped coffin"
. That's fucking hilarious.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘......she has bollock shaped indentations on her chin.’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is like throwing a sausage up the Mall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

makes my dick feel like a bell clapper instead of a bell end

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

She's got a fanny like a hippo's yawn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When’s she’s been banged more times than a taxi door

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

She's had more rides than Ryanair

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

She's open more hours than Arkwright's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Her favourite shade of lipstick is "penis"."

Dirty bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She has lovely personality and GSOH.

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

Her boyfriend is!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

She's been fingered more times than David Attenborough's passport.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

She has a fanny like an empty head lock.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

This one I found endearing, not horrid

I once overheard two old women mourning the passing of a friend.

“Shame she never married”

Said one.

“Yes, but she was never neglected” replied the other.

Sort of insinuating, sort of complimentary

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

I went down on her and said ‘you’ve got a big pussy’ ‘you’ve got a big pussy’.

She said ‘no need to say it twice!’

I said ‘I didnt’

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Her last child walked out

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Her last child walked out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’d have more success closing the legs on an ironing board......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anymore cocks went in and out her pussy might take off

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Elon musk is creating a submarine to retrieve some boys that got lost in her

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Her last child walked out"

Used the umbilical cord as a bungee rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elon musk is creating a submarine to retrieve some boys that got lost in her"

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By *rLucky777Man over a year ago

Leeds

She’s on fab....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She’s on fab...."

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

She tried to sit on a bollard but still ended up with her arse on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that a special type of gloss on her lips?

Pearl finish not gloss

XX"

Nivea changed their branding?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"This one I found endearing, not horrid

I once overheard two old women mourning the passing of a friend.

“Shame she never married”

Said one.

“Yes, but she was never neglected” replied the other.

Sort of insinuating, sort of complimentary"

This post... funny.

The rest ...Meh.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Elon musk is creating a submarine to retrieve some boys that got lost in her"

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"This one I found endearing, not horrid

I once overheard two old women mourning the passing of a friend.

“Shame she never married”

Said one.

“Yes, but she was never neglected” replied the other.

Sort of insinuating, sort of complimentary

This post... funny.

The rest ...Meh."

Dazzle us with your wit then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She even makes "***" look like a nun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her pussy was like a temple, everyone visited

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