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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know those highly repeated phrases on profiles, which ones do you want to see changed/ turned around?
Example:
I DO want to shag every woman on Fab.
Your turn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.
(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t bother reading my profile, just message anyway and ask something that I’ve already addressed on my bio. Oh and make sure to inbox me your cock photos, don’t worry about face photos, I like not knowing what you look like till you turn up at my house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw this footnote on someone’s profile about Sydney University and I thought that’s a surefire way to look like I know what the fuck I’m doing so I’ve posted it. |
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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago
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Don't attach a face pic and I won't delete your message. You must be under 6" 2'. Your cock must be under 8". You must not be gym fit. Your message won't be deleted if you don't read my
profile. I won't block delete. You must send me a friend request without us remotely having spoke to me. I am going to fu** my way through fab... |
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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago
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"Don't attach a face pic and I won't delete your message. You must be under 6" 2'. Your cock must be under 8". You must not be gym fit. Your message won't be deleted if you don't read my
profile. I won't block delete. You must send me a friend request without us remotely having spoke to me. I am going to fu** my way through fab..."
Sorry for the typos... |
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"I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.
(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...)"
Well, we all know that you're profssional innit sis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest it’s fucking lottery when I’m gonna blow my beans, could be when you un-zip my fly or when I accidentally brush your tit on the way out of the cafe. |
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"I’m actually not really sure what I’m doing when I’m licking your cunt but I’m hoping I’ll get away with that when the time comes. "
I met him, once!
I always insist on safe sex
.. Showing a variety of bareback pics of multiple women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be insane.
No sense of humour please.
I'm blatantly fucking my way though fab.
I can meet instantaneously.
I CAN ACCOMMODATE because I'm single and honest about it.
If I don't reply, it's because I'm interested and Love the chase so it's clear to see that I'm waiting for you to follow up with another elaborate and insightful message so that I can continue to play the game of chase with you throughout the entirety of my online experience.
Love a message saying just...Hi
Cock pics only.
Thanks for listening!
P.s Do NOT put this in the title of your message anymore because most males have now discovered the ability to scroll to the bottom of your manuscript and quickly pick this out and then hit the send button.
P.p.s NO FACE PICS
The End
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.
(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...)"
Brilliant! Glad it's not just me that thinks that every time I read it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No glove, plenty of love.
Small cock only.
If you keep spamming my inbox with messages to meet now, I will
Rude messages about how you are horny and what you would do to me, on the first message, will get me wanting to fuck you.
Anyone 6ft or over will be blocked.
Text speak turns me on, so no full sentences please.
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I will meet at the drop of a hat.
My real life never takes priority over my Fab life.
I can never resist the offer of a nice warm cab at 4 in the morning.
I'm particularly attracted to pushy men who send ever more demanding messages in the space of two hours - if I don't reply immediately I will apologise profusely for keeping you waiting when I do.
Don't bother reading my profile, this is all about you, not me!
Yes, of course I'll accept friend requests from all and sundry.
And you're welcome to my mobile no., Kik, Facebook, Instagram and any other social media account you can think of upon request - after all a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
I love phone sex - anytime. Ditto camming. Just ask and I'll drop everything that instant.
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Please don't waste your time or mine writing long messages - we could be using that time for a quick knee trembler round the back of Morrisons after all!
I also promise to reply to every message. It's the polite thing to do even if it kills me.
Not fussed about face pics, there's nothing a bag for life wouldn't cure.
I don't mind if you're thick and boring, I'm only interested in your rude bits anyway.
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I love to receive messages that just say Hi, or ones going into great detail of what you're going to do to me in your first message - especially if you have no pics.
I'm on here 24/7 as I don't have a life outside of fab and therefore I can meet at the drop of a hat.
D*unk and drugged up people especially welcome!
No reply means I'm bouncing up and down on a dildo thinking about you  |
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