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Mine was on Monday night. I was at work and and there was a fire but all the guests thought it was a false alarm and wouldn't leave so I escaped and left them all to burn.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was on Monday night. I was at work and and there was a fire but all the guests thought it was a false alarm and wouldn't leave so I escaped and left them all to burn. "
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"Ah ha! I shall put on my Sigmund Freud specs and analyse a few of these; Fresh material at last! "
As long for as you don’t say anything like “seems like you have a small cock mate and can’t get a meet - those closed doors are meets which you ain’t getting” sort of thing because that would make me eat cheese just before bedtime. |
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Turning down the opportunity to preform oral sex on an old granny.
I was with my sports team in a cockney pub, she turned up with her skittles mates.
I woke up before the conclusion but I Deffo didn't do it |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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I had one last night where the van that I'm hiring on Saturday coming, didn't have air con because it was a diesel lol. The woman who served me was adamant that diesels couldn't have air con and I was adamant that they could. Very bizarre. |
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"I was working in Aesop. It was weird, but I remember being stoked because of the discount!
.... I misread stoked as stroked.  "
I’d be down with stroking!  |
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"Ah ha! I shall put on my Sigmund Freud specs and analyse a few of these; Fresh material at last!
As long for as you don’t say anything like “seems like you have a small cock mate and can’t get a meet - those closed doors are meets which you ain’t getting” sort of thing because that would make me eat cheese just before bedtime. "
No, I think closed doors are supposed to be a subconscious representation of feeling trapped in some way. Unless of course you’re planning an extension to your house and are subconsciously questioning the building schematics? |
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"Ah ha! I shall put on my Sigmund Freud specs and analyse a few of these; Fresh material at last!
As long for as you don’t say anything like “seems like you have a small cock mate and can’t get a meet - those closed doors are meets which you ain’t getting” sort of thing because that would make me eat cheese just before bedtime.
No, I think closed doors are supposed to be a subconscious representation of feeling trapped in some way. Unless of course you’re planning an extension to your house and are subconsciously questioning the building schematics? "
Spookily, it was a work situation that I had been told I’d be in that I really didn’t want and had threatened to resign if it was forced and they changed their minds so that was strangely accurate. |
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