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Yes, in honour of the touch line antics of Germany’s manager Joachim Low and his not so subtle ball scratching (and subsequent finger sniffing), how do you all take care of those inevitable itch’s you get every now and then (especially in this bloody heat) centring around your neither regions whilst in a public vicinity?
Are you a hands in pockets gonad fumbler type of person or else do you cross your legs tightly in the hope that the interminable desire to scratch will eventually subside?
Ladies don’t be coy also - there’s no shame in it so please feel free to relate your itchy-fanny- whilst-out-and-about tales of woe and enjoy the resulting feeling of true sexual liberation....or something  |
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"Isnt an Itchfanny 500 a Japanese motorbike? "
I think it’s apparently so called as the revs were at such a specific frequency as to spontaneously materialise crabs from the ether onto whoever was riding the bike at the time |
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"I find a little corner "
The privacy technique; I understand many ladies opt for this one. I’ve also found that said ladies tend to become annoyed if one tries to film them performing this highly secretive art |
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"I’m pretty sure some security guards have seen me either pulling my knickers out of my arse, having a little scratch or sorting out my bra!"
Remember, security cameras are everywhere to. You may be a star without knowing it..... |
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"Bag on lap. Bag on lap."
The military principle of camouflage combined with the magician’s art of slight of hand; Now that is a clever tactic m’lady. I once stood behind a car door and scratched my arse but it wasn’t nearly as classy |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I was at the traffic lights yesterday and saw a man just reach into his waistband, dive down and have a good old scratch. The lights changed before I saw whether he sniffed on the withdrawal.  
My problem is usually sitting on my lips awkwardly. I end up looking like a dog with worms as I squirm to get a better position.
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"I was at the traffic lights yesterday and saw a man just reach into his waistband, dive down and have a good old scratch. The lights changed before I saw whether he sniffed on the withdrawal.
My problem is usually sitting on my lips awkwardly. I end up looking like a dog with worms as I squirm to get a better position.
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You need to perfect the patented ‘Circular wiggle’ method; simply press your pelvis down onto the seat and move your hips around in a circular motion to ease the itch beneath you. I should really compose a treatise on this fascinating subject |
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Years ago I read a letter in a magazine from a woman who had a very itchy bum as she was out shopping. She backed into a shop doorway and scratched to her hearts content only to turn round and find a horrified window dresser staring at her |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was at the traffic lights yesterday and saw a man just reach into his waistband, dive down and have a good old scratch. The lights changed before I saw whether he sniffed on the withdrawal.
My problem is usually sitting on my lips awkwardly. I end up looking like a dog with worms as I squirm to get a better position.
You need to perfect the patented ‘Circular wiggle’ method; simply press your pelvis down onto the seat and move your hips around in a circular motion to ease the itch beneath you. I should really compose a treatise on this fascinating subject "
It will be a bestseller. It just needs a catchy title.
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"Years ago I read a letter in a magazine from a woman who had a very itchy bum as she was out shopping. She backed into a shop doorway and scratched to her hearts content only to turn round and find a horrified window dresser staring at her "
Something in your eye madam ? |
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"Years ago I read a letter in a magazine from a woman who had a very itchy bum as she was out shopping. She backed into a shop doorway and scratched to her hearts content only to turn round and find a horrified window dresser staring at her "
Definitely one of those ‘Ground please swallow me up!’ moments |
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