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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!
Well that would definitely work on me and can't see anyone else turning that offer down ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!
Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?  "
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X |
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Went to the gym earlier .noticed one of the regulars big Dave wasn’t there .so asked if anyone had seen him .turns out he had a bit of roid rage due to shrinkage and got banned .so I said anabolic and the guy said not as far as I know just his penis x well it made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!
Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X"
Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Went to the gym earlier .noticed one of the regulars big Dave wasn’t there .so asked if anyone had seen him .turns out he had a bit of roid rage due to shrinkage and got banned .so I said anabolic and the guy said not as far as I know just his penis x well it made me chuckle "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits  "
I have big tits. However they are looking for non cray-cray too... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id normally have you dripping thru your knickers of dribbling with laughter but you cought me on a bad day
Iv not been much help to u today have i"
No. And no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!
Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X
Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls. "
Tis the season for new balls! Downsies will linger for awhile yet... a heartbreaking family bereavement that is still very raw... reminded yet again that life can be so very cruel and unfair... but am also reminded daily by my small person how blessed I am... tis a topsey turvey affair! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!
Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X
Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls.
Tis the season for new balls! Downsies will linger for awhile yet... a heartbreaking family bereavement that is still very raw... reminded yet again that life can be so very cruel and unfair... but am also reminded daily by my small person how blessed I am... tis a topsey turvey affair! Xx"
Oh Moo. Hugs x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wooing is poor isn't it
Woo-ful
Woo is me
I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo.
Lol no wit for me
Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft "
When? |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
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Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x "
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
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By *c4funMan
over a year ago
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"My wooing is poor isn't it
Woo-ful
Woo is me
I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo.
Lol no wit for me
Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft
When?"
My first post |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
york |
"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
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John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Uranophobia is a fear of heaven
It’s alright. I like anal.
Haha. I was going to add, there's a few of us who wouldn't be going anyway  "
Speak for yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wooing is poor isn't it
Woo-ful
Woo is me
I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo.
Lol no wit for me
Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft
When?
My first post "
Nope. You didn’t. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ?? "
Yes. |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
york |
"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes. "
1962 wasn't it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum!
Continue portavit me ad vos.
Novis homunculus.
operam quaesitor!
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Aemulor maxilla asini in qua ulcus natum.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ? "
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits "
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man walks out of the toilets in Schrödinger's bar. He says 'theres a dead.cat I'm there'
Schrödinger replies 'It is now!'"
We’ve already had one of these. |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
york |
"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication."
Ah the grapes of wrath, very clever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues "
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication.
Ah the grapes of wrath, very clever "
And yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues "
You forgot muscular and well-endowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two cats are swimming across a river.
One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank
Humour and a display of a foreign language |
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1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication."
62' would have been 'Travels with Charley', love a good travelog, but Kerouac wins for stream on consciousness writing.
Now maybe walking a standard Poodle in the park is a good ice-breaker for meeting women even if I don't have the literary abilities of Steinbeck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues
You forgot muscular and well-endowed."
Not always essential actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while..
They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues
You forgot muscular and well-endowed.
Not always essential actually"
Based on today's survey of profiles and meet requests, at least one of the following is essential to avoid getting blocked on sight:
1) Muscular
2) Hung
3) Tattooed
4) Black
5) Bi
And frankly, you're taking a risk having less than three of them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Two cats are swimming across a river.
One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank
Humour and a display of a foreign language "
I’m holding up one finger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication.
62' would have been 'Travels with Charley', love a good travelog, but Kerouac wins for stream on consciousness writing.
Now maybe walking a standard Poodle in the park is a good ice-breaker for meeting women even if I don't have the literary abilities of Steinbeck "
I would have to laugh at a poodle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road."
I have humour and still get bump whiplash.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road.
I have humour and still get bump whiplash. "
Yep suspension doesn’t help much when you crash |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho."
Fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road.
I have humour and still get bump whiplash.
Yep suspension doesn’t help much when you crash"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho.
Fun."
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho.
Fun.
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True. The stupid do seem to have more fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho.
Fun.
True. The stupid do seem to have more fun."
Ignorance is bliss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho.
Fun.
True. The stupid do seem to have more fun.
Ignorance is bliss."
Where Ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and your humour.
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Okay well you can learn what I did this weekend. My dad is welsh & i like to keep in tune with my half-welshness (supporting the teams isnt enough) so ive been making an effort to learn a bit of welsh since the language is going through a rebirth & my cousins speak it.
For years I assumed a Microwave was called in Welsh a “popty ping” which, to me, is fantastic, I mean, POPTY PING for crying out loud. Until yesterday, where I learned it was colloquial & the real name is a Meicrodon, which, in Welsh is pronounced “micro-don”.
All in all not important but when you can call something a popty ping or a micro-don, its almost impossible to choose! |
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