FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Woken with a bj
Woken with a bj
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I girl my mate brought back once did this to me i must have been half awake because i was dreaming of being chases by a dog just as it pounced i woke up to find a lass biting my cock fucking shit myself |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?
Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on "
Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?
Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on
Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again "
Amen  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
Whip my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains and tell her to put the kettle on. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I'd chew her up like pancakes and maple syrup as it's only fair.
Then I'd cook her breakfast and go for my 9.30am visit go the royal Dalton. I'm Like clock work.
Mind you if I was round her house I'd probably not be able to go. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A bacon sarnie, a cuddle and more sleep would do me
I don’t like my bean licked when it’s not shower fresh."
Tomato or brown sauce? That's the question. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?
Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on
Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A bacon sarnie, a cuddle and more sleep would do me
I don’t like my bean licked when it’s not shower fresh.
Tomato or brown sauce? That's the question."
Tomato  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?
Whip my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains and tell her to put the kettle on."
You forgot to tell her to make you a sandwich |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
Erection  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Cuddle and hopefully back to sleep because in my experience everytime something like that happened it's normally followed by a day of being asked to do DIY stuff I didn't to!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
You should write a book. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
I'd return the favour licking and teasing her clit and pussy with my fingers till she cums then rub my cock against her clit till I was hard part her thighs and fuck her as hard as I could till she's screaming |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
I read that, hearing David Attenborough voice. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.
So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!  "
A silent but deadly one would be a killer. I'd probably vomit on his cock. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.
So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!
A silent but deadly one would be a killer. I'd probably vomit on his cock."
No, you won’t  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
I like it when they manage to get it in and suddenly realise what's happening. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
Where have you been all my life? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
Smile....role over and kiss her. Go take a shower and come back and return the favour before spending rest of morning in bed fucking like rabbits! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
Lol you just made my day and it's only 11am!
Mrs x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
Well least I was lucky in that he eagerly returned the favour!
Very meh that we go opposite ends of the country really and it'll be another month or so before i can wake him like that again |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying"
It was consensual I wouldnt just wake up some random with my mouth round their knob.... I was staying with a long term friend and he has always said he has no issue with my waking him with a bj |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying"
Actually joking apart that's a very good point. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying"
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
It was consensual I wouldnt just wake up some random with my mouth round their knob.... I was staying with a long term friend and he has always said he has no issue with my waking him with a bj"
No no i wasnt saying for you it wasnt consensual.
Just the general attitude and joking about it with noone mentioning how a person would need to agree beforehand.
Also how it seems f4om the replies that it is acceptable to do it to a guy, but society portrays it isnt to a woman. Seems like one of those double standard subjects between sexes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "
Wow you have a way with words. I bet you could make the task of boiling a kettle erotic and give most men (& maybe women) movement.!
On another note, what happened in the end with the guy at work ?? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"
Any sexual act without consent is a sexual crime, for oral it would be sexual assualt.
Also a woman cant ra pe a man.
There is another charge of assault by penetration which means with anything but a penis and is just as serious as a ra pe charge and carries the same sentence |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"
If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual
Any sexual act without consent is a sexual crime, for oral it would be sexual assualt.
Also a woman cant ra pe a man.
There is another charge of assault by penetration which means with anything but a penis and is just as serious as a ra pe charge and carries the same sentence"
A woman cant ra.pe a man... really |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"
You said awoken! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
The other night My husband had no choice in repaying the favour as I was also sat on his face  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual
If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid"
If I was in bed with a man for the whole night it would be safe to say I wouldn't be calling him out on touching me while I was asleep. If I woke up and said stop, and he didn't, then I would have a case.
Imagine being in a relationship and having to write a consent form every night, for the things you will allow if you're asleep. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.
If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe
Just saying
And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual
If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid
If I was in bed with a man for the whole night it would be safe to say I wouldn't be calling him out on touching me while I was asleep. If I woke up and said stop, and he didn't, then I would have a case.
Imagine being in a relationship and having to write a consent form every night, for the things you will allow if you're asleep. "
This ^^^
Surely if 2 people have shared a bed and had sexual relations the night before the consent still stands |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.
So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!
What about the guy above who shit himself?  "
He would be kicked off the bed. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Ok men thoughts...
Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
As it would only happen in my dreams I'd have to say wake up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
