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I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative. |
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over a year ago
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Boredom |
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over a year ago
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Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill "  |
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over a year ago
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Fucked to death  |
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"Fucked to death "
I find my way more plausible.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucked to death "
Snap, overdose of orgasms x |
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I sincerely intend to live for ever.
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to die swiftly and painlessly after muttering my final words:- "What does this button do?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eastern European whores overdose and vodka |
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"Eastern European whores overdose and vodka "
Dos vidanya Tovaritch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drowning via sweat moustache |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese poisoning |
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"Drowning via sweat moustache "
Is that even possible?  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I sincerely intend to live for ever.
Cal"
I'm aiming to live until I'm 150 and then I'll like to die on the finish line after running the London marathon or cycling from Lands End to John O Groats. |
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"I sincerely intend to live for ever.
Cal
I'm aiming to live until I'm 150 and then I'll like to die on the finish line after running the London marathon or cycling from Lands End to John O Groats. "
That's the spirit!!!! |
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over a year ago
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"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "
Spike, is that you? |
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over a year ago
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I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol |
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative. "
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A 100 man gang bang when I'm 90 will finish me off. |
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"I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol "
7 now..... |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably....."
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!" |
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over a year ago
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Disgracefully no doubt... |
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!""
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film.... |
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Peacefully in my sleep, not screaming like my passengers....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drowning via sweat moustache
Is that even possible? "
We’ll find out later |
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"Drowning via sweat moustache
Is that even possible?
We’ll find out later "
We?
BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film...."
You'll have to change the dialogue.
"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"? |
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It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike  |
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film....
You'll have to change the dialogue.
"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?"
I can work with that.
Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?
Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drowning via sweat moustache
Is that even possible?
We’ll find out later
We?
BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell"
Haha! I meant collectively!  |
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"Drowning via sweat moustache
Is that even possible?
We’ll find out later
We?
BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell
Haha! I meant collectively! "
Sad face emoji..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike "
Same, no doubt my bike will be involved. Or a heart attack whilst shagging, getting on a bit now |
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I’m going to die “on the job come & go at the same time” LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheesecake... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trip over my own scrotum and hit my head.
Will also get a plaque. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mid wank probably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike
Same, no doubt my bike will be involved. Or a heart attack whilst shagging, getting on a bit now "
equally it could be self inflicted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Embarrassment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill "
Spike, is that you?"
milligan nooooo |
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Knowing my luck it’ll be a frozen block of piss from a passing 747 just as I’m taking a call from the national lottery telling me I’ve just won £175m. |
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"Knowing my luck it’ll be a frozen block of piss from a passing 747 just as I’m taking a call from the national lottery telling me I’ve just won £175m. "
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Hopefully of old age (no jokes available at the mo). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowing my luck, with what I do as a hobby, I end up getting stabbed by a sword |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lack of breath. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative. "
I'm not going to die.
I'll become a cyborg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a premonition of falling over whilst out a country roving.
I awake to find I’m trapped in a ditch upside down, with wild animals trying to save me to no avail.
Dehydration the Doctor will inscribe on my certificate no doubt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always knew I would die alone but not for a very long time |
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"Alone with my cats "
Same here, I suspect I'll feature in one of those gruesome Sunday rag stories, having been found half eaten by mine two months after the event ... |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it |
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"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "
Somehow I suspect you won't be the only one making such plans. |
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Knowing me I'll trip over in my garden and impale my brain with the spine of a passing Hedgehog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "
O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it
O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me "
by the time you get anywhere near death xhamster will be history |
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Just after seeing I won the euromillions then after going with shock whoever takes the ticket steals the lot of it |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it
O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me "
Ooh shit I didn't even think about that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alone with my cats "
At least it will save on a funeral or cremation |
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"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "
Mmm I think Spike Milligan beat you to it |
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I think its going to happen today. Todays the day i will die |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone will scoop my eyeball out with a rusty spoon and fuck my eye socjet with a 10 inch cock |
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I want to be stopping a suicide bomber trying to blow up London bridge and saving thousands of lives, and my last words to him will be, "It's 72 vegans, not virgins!"
But I'll probably die on a hospital bed of boredom and my last words will be "you're standing on my oxygen pipe" |
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"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike "
Perhaps you'll have......
2 strokes |
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"A 100 man gang bang when I'm 90 will finish me off."
you mean that wouldnt just now fekin hell
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know why will kill me. I’m just negotiating with my body when! |
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"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it
O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me
Ooh shit I didn't even think about that! "
god me neither first job tonight clear my party drawer n burn my laptop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walking and with my boots on |
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"Walking and with my boots on "
The soldiers epitaph; "he died with his boots on"
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I’m immortal; Only beheading and subsequently releasing my Quickening can bring about my dissolution |
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From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Battling valiantly against a tropical storm in the middle of the Pacific while trying to single handedly sail around the world on a 30' Ketch. |
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"I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol "
I see you in a Mitsubishi Shogun. Am I right ? |
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"From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs. "
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film....
You'll have to change the dialogue.
"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?
I can work with that.
Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?
Thanks."
Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucked to death "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aneurysm at an orgy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Post natal depression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am immortal no man can be my equal! I have inside me blood of kings!
There can be only one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Death by stereo |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
Knowing my luck it'll be just after being offered a FFM with 2 sexy ladies but just before getting it  |
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Not sure how I will or want the end to happen but I’ve informed all my girlfriends that as the curtains close on my final moments they are to crack open the best bottle of champagne and send me off with a toast singing Rule Britain! |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "
So you too cheap to buy your own tombstone -shame on you for stealing Spike's |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
From living vicariously |
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over a year ago
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I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal |
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Violently.
I'm not going without a struggle  |
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
I want to go like my uncle Barry ,
being comforted by 50 + people
lots of people crying over me
throwing money at me promising me cars holidays and sex.
it was a shame the brakes failed as his bus slipped over the cliff |
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film....
You'll have to change the dialogue.
"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?
I can work with that.
Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?
Thanks.
Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people?"
Cameron Diaz? Update anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal "
Too late. Already did that one! |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal
Too late. Already did that one! "
You know the rules, you'll have to fight it out -"there can be only one" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I imagine I will be nibbled to death by hordes of mutant rabbits created by a mad scientist in a lonely cottage.
Incidentally,I once genuinely thought this was about to happen.
Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hopefully in my bed with a big smile on my face. |
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I dont want to think about it.Hopefully not alone or in pain. |
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Pissed being fucked and skint.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tragic face sitting accident. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Idearley at a old age with the wife at the same time so we both drift of juring the night while asleep but onley after rasing about 3 kids and haveing a long fun family life.
But noing my luck ill probably be old and alone with just sum cats that wood probably begin to eat me from Hunger before I'm even found |
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Probably when I least expect it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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suicide |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It's not very creative. I plan to commit suicide at home some time after my 60th. The birthday party can serve as my wake and no need bother to turn up for the funeral.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd probably die while Trying to save the world from a mediocre and bald villain |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"Tragic face sitting accident. "
Careful what you wish for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fighting off a zombie while my nemesis son looks on with his one good eye and my nemesis lover strikes me with her sword at the same time as a arrow from a cross bow strikes my heart.  |
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"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "
Spike Milligan. |
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In a blaze of glory, screaming "Hell Yeah!"
Or I'll drown in a gin vat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably at the end of a very self destructive week of just going nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As i've lived, hopefully. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna die having sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shagged to death by a hot 20 year old blonde desperate to inherit my 5 billion pound fortune.
A long drawn out blissful departure will be followed by a long period of desperate mourning when blondey finds out I'm brassic.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
that's odd I'm going to die holding up a bank! Bursting out the door gun blazing butch cassidy and the sun dance kid style.
What's your way out, be creative. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully in my bed with a big smile on my face."
Failing that & more likely of boredom & frustration with not being taken seriously by people on here.
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA! |
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"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!"
Gone. All gone |
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By *moMan
over a year ago
Salford |
Suffocated by a massive pair of tits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall die of death "
I was thinking death would be a great way to die. |
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"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.
There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.
What's your way out, be creative.
It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....
In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....
A woman sobs uncontrollably.....
*Danny Dyer narrates*
"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"
I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.
Danny can play me in the film....
You'll have to change the dialogue.
"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?
I can work with that.
Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?
Thanks.
Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people?
Cameron Diaz? Update anyone? "
I'll settle for Scarlet Johansen.
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by chocking on something extra large |
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By *acrobMan
over a year ago
South Worcestershire |
By a thousand cuts |
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"I'd probably die while Trying to save the world from a mediocre and bald villain"
Are you calling me a villain?
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over a year ago
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My children will put me out of my misery. |
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Probably cowering in a shell scrape somewhere in eastern Europe as Russian artillery is raining down |
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"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!
Gone. All gone "
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If I could choose; it would be a 'motorsport incident" where I kick the bucket doing something I love!
I come in too rich to a corner and completely mis-judge it. The wheel hits the raised apex but not in a good way and it flips the car on the roof and it goes up in flames. Then I realise I don't have my fire-proof race suit on.
On a brighter note; I'm racing in a few weeks. |
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Probly exploding with frustration at the _mount of redtape and idiots i tolerate everyday through work. I think my head will pop right off.
Like on drop dead fred the movie hahaha |
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over a year ago
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I shall die in the middle of nowhere doing something incredibly stupid with an aeroplane, boat or powerful car. |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
Suffocating ... between a ladies legs ...foolishly believing I could breath through my ears |
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Since I'm the eternal klutz, I'll probably kick the bucket at a highly unsuitable sex party that I'm not supposed to be at! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On stage (like Tommy Cooper)"
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Beaten to death by gorillas that broke into a laboratory and made off with PCP. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!
Gone. All gone
Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went "
Shagged to death maybe!? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Round where we live probably by being crashed into by a moron in a golf GTI doing about 80 while they are laid horizontal in the drivers seat.
However if I had a choice, drowned while performing oral sex on multi orgasmic natural blonde, or suffocated by boobs |
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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago
Buckley North Wales |
At work, at my desk having worked well beyond retirement age. Found in the morning by my colleagues. With DNR on the back of my chair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna be wrapped in bubble wrap and pushed over a cliff and spend my last minutes popping bubbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!
Gone. All gone
Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went
Shagged to death maybe!? "
My ideal way to go! |
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Hopefully quickly then they can harvest my organs and then burn what’s left.
Mr M |
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Knowing my luck, it'll be shortly before we find the secret to immortality  |
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"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "
Think spike Milligan has that on his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tripping over my dog and falling and banging my head. Then devoured by my cats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had three goes at it and I’m still here so that’s me fucked but as all the best cowboys say “I like to die in the saddle” yeehar! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!
Gone. All gone
Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went
Shagged to death maybe!?
My ideal way to go! "
Me too!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!"
Markoh?
Can’t see him darkening our doors again
Knave and a scoundrel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladder I can sense it especially when I'm on last rung |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
In bed hopefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In bed hopefully"
natural causes? Or a 23 year old? |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"In bed hopefullynatural causes? Or a 23 year old? "
Go for old age then I can enjoy as many 23 year old as possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In bed hopefullynatural causes? Or a 23 year old?
Go for old age then I can enjoy as many 23 year old as possible. "
Ha......... Perv |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!"
If people who have left decide to rejoin, can they come back with same username? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
And I'm probably going to die of boredom deleting penis pictures...... |
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over a year ago
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Heart lungs and brain will stop operating probably |
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Atm I'll say lack of fucking sleep will do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will probably drop down dead behind the bar pulling a pint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pot holing |
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Peacefully in my sleep, unlike my 50 passengers who’ll probably die screaming in fear |
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"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....
DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc
Lost. MIA!"
I want Affectionate bitch back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rescuing a kitten from up a tree. I fucking hate cats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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peacefully, in my sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surrounded by the corpses of my slain foes, drenched head to toe in blood and screaming the name of an an ancient faceless god as I am finally overwhelmed! |
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"Surrounded by the corpses of my slain foes, drenched head to toe in blood and screaming the name of an an ancient faceless god as I am finally overwhelmed!"
So at Tesco’s on Black Friday sales day then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heart attack from years of living off crisps and high fat salted meats |
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over a year ago
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Diphtheria |
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