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over a year ago
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! "
Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting...
are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!   |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy.... 
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "
Inappropriate nightcap?
The best sort, count me in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap !
Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting...
are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!! "
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap !
Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting...
are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty "
I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap !
Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting...
are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty
I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon "
Haha bless you as you arent aware of my stamina of 1min 23 ! But it will be the best minute of your life !
Lychee juice before, watermelon after empty my balls on your left kneecap ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap !
Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting...
are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty
I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon
Haha bless you as you arent aware of my stamina of 1min 23 ! But it will be the best minute of your life !
Lychee juice before, watermelon after empty my balls on your left kneecap ! "
1min 23 is plenty to start with... over 24 hours that’s plenty of times!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That sounds like a damn good idea.
What would you like to drink as a nightcap?
I haven't had a glass of rosè wine in ages so that would be nice."
Ok gorgeous!! Served and the rest of the bottle is waiting!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "
Oh sounds good to me. Move over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "
I wouldn’t be able to guarantee that either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over "
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow"
Let me guess you want to join in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
It crossed my mind hahahhahah
Let me guess you want to join in "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
I don't drink.
Could I get a cuppa, ta. "
Of course!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
Let me guess you want to join in "
I was also referring to your profile pictures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over "
Hey gorgeous... what ya having?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "
Pour me a gin and tonic would you. Not in a glass mind. I'd rather use your mouth instead and kiss it out of you 
Commence the inappropriateness!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
Let me guess you want to join in
I was also referring to your profile pictures "
Aww thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Pour me a gin and tonic would you. Not in a glass mind. I'd rather use your mouth instead and kiss it out of you
Commence the inappropriateness!! "
**pours a very large mouthful of gin into mouth... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tut tut the barmaid isn't supposed to drink the profits
Something that'll knock me out keep please xxx
How about a large brandy??
Ummmm I'll need a peg for my nose then or I'll  "
Haha well youbsaid simething strong!! What would you like?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady.
A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please.
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Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss |
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then! "
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those apple sours were nice and I’m now pleasantly mellowed......how about a bottle or two of the cherry sours to balance the colouring? "
Your on... **linning them up again!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please.
A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please "
Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate
What can I get you!! "
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime "
**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail? "
At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate
What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap. "
Hehehe of course!! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady.
A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please.
Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss "
In that case can I have 6 please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime
**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!! "
I like the way you serve it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate
What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!! "
Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please.
A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please
Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx "
Your cherry? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady.
A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please.
Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss
In that case can I have 6 please "
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Things seem a lot brighter than they did yesterday. It’s still a bit warm, so it might be time for a nice long, cool gin. With a wee slice of refreshing cucumber. "
Of course!! Glad your day was better!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please.
A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please
Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx
Your cherry? "
Well if your asking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "
go to bed!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime
**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!!
I like the way you serve it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate
What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!!
Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round "
Mmmm ok!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... go to bed!! "
Nope!! I’m staying up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will use poor me a draughty widgiminot ya gooorjus Mmm give me those lips and a slither of use fine finist finish fine finest finest? Is that right? Finest? Finest fucking... I've forgotten what was I... Oh yes and with a cherry. No ice. Thank you my beautiful wife I mean drear I mean dear hic |
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail?
At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!! "
Ok one screaming orgasm coming straight away then I’ll start working on multiple orgasms if you like? |
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over a year ago
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"Pint of porter please(ppp).
Pulled perfectly p.(pp? )
Topped with tantalising temptation.(ttt)
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**poured to perfection
With teasing titilation
And kinky kisses! |
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over a year ago
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail?
At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!!
Ok one screaming orgasm coming straight away then I’ll start working on multiple orgasms if you like? "
Mmmmmm my favourite!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will use poor me a draughty widgiminot ya gooorjus Mmm give me those lips and a slither of use fine finist finish fine finest finest? Is that right? Finest? Finest fucking... I've forgotten what was I... Oh yes and with a cherry. No ice. Thank you my beautiful wife I mean drear I mean dear hic
** ...know when to stop!! Like me!!  but if you must one more!! "
Oh faaaaaaantastic. You, my sweet petal of a little little... little bit warm tonight isn't it? You are a fine specimen of the womanly thing. You are like a fine brandy. But only in the sense that I can drizzle you all over the floor and then rub my naked man lumps all over... wait a minute! That's disgusting! What are you suggesting woman?! Brandy naked on the floor. I'm truly shocked at such an unmanly thing coming from a woman like you! What fortea... forteee... For tit... Fortitude. Oh fuck it! Pour me another hic |
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"Pint of porter please(ppp).
Pulled perfectly p.(pp? )
Topped with tantalising temptation.(ttt)
**poured to perfection
With teasing titilation
And kinky kisses! "
D*unk eagerly
Felt gorgeous
Have inclinations
J’adore kinky
Lovingly mwah.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate
What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!!
Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round
Mmmm ok!! "
I'll sleep a happy man now , this may just be my favourite drinking establishment now. |
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