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My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try? "
Falling in love. |
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"Sex whilst skydiving - there’s the thrill derived from the imminent danger of getting the naughty deed done before one can open ones chute "
What if her bf tampered with her parachute? |
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love."
That’s deep |
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"Sex whilst skydiving - there’s the thrill derived from the imminent danger of getting the naughty deed done before one can open ones chute
What if her bf tampered with her parachute? "
Is his name emile? |
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try? "
What have you tried before? |
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That you'd love it if you could give him a blow job whilst he is holding his breath,doing a headstand in a pool of purple dyed water, wearing clown shoes with his legs spread as wide as he could get them.
Or is that just me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you'd love it if you could give him a blow job whilst he is holding his breath,doing a headstand in a pool of purple dyed water, wearing clown shoes with his legs spread as wide as he could get them.
Or is that just me? "
Call me |
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"Sex whilst skydiving - there’s the thrill derived from the imminent danger of getting the naughty deed done before one can open ones chute
What if her bf tampered with her parachute? "
Good point - In which case a mans emergency cord is situated between his thighs. Ladies should always remember to pull on it hard and hang on for dear life |
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"Sex whilst skydiving - there’s the thrill derived from the imminent danger of getting the naughty deed done before one can open ones chute "
I feel sorry for the people who think it's raining on them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love."
That wasn't a challenge it just happened |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
What have you tried before? "
Nothing too weird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That you'd love it if you could give him a blow job whilst he is holding his breath,doing a headstand in a pool of purple dyed water, wearing clown shoes with his legs spread as wide as he could get them.
Or is that just me? "
Shall I call him chuckles as I do it? |
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"I've always wanted to call my first child Patrick
If we time it right I could give birth on the 17th of March"
I'll take a four leaf clover for luck! |
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"Give him a wank in the rear car of that big rollercoaster in Blackpool - but don't make him cum until you're hurtling downwards. Not easy - but achievable. "
But I scream, my mouth will be open, it's risky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love.
That wasn't a challenge it just happened "
That’s lovely, you deserve all the gloriousness x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love.
That wasn't a challenge it just happened
That’s lovely, you deserve all the gloriousness x" thank you x |
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"That you'd love it if you could give him a blow job whilst he is holding his breath,doing a headstand in a pool of purple dyed water, wearing clown shoes with his legs spread as wide as he could get them.
Or is that just me?
Shall I call him chuckles as I do it? "
Best not to make it too weird |
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"Running up a down escalator
I have a scar on my leg from doing that before "
I highly recommend racing your partner down the up one in the middle of the shopping centre whilst teens wait at the bottom laughing at you but the other adults all frown at your childishness. Such fun |
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love."
Fuck no, don't do that |
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try? "
If he's telling you that then he probably wants you to use one of your dildos on him but he's too afraid to ask.
Don't forget to use a condom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That you'd love it if you could give him a blow job whilst he is holding his breath,doing a headstand in a pool of purple dyed water, wearing clown shoes with his legs spread as wide as he could get them.
Or is that just me?
Shall I call him chuckles as I do it?
Best not to make it too weird " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Running up a down escalator
I have a scar on my leg from doing that before
I highly recommend racing your partner down the up one in the middle of the shopping centre whilst teens wait at the bottom laughing at you but the other adults all frown at your childishness. Such fun " I will so win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
Falling in love.
Fuck no, don't do that " too late |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My boyfriend said he'd try anything with me. Just the usual limits, nothing illegal or too gross with bodily functions.
I feel like it's a challenge.
What's the most filthy or ridiculous thing you can suggest I say I want to try?
If he's telling you that then he probably wants you to use one of your dildos on him but he's too afraid to ask.
Don't forget to use a condom."
He's not afraid to ask |
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