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It's not gay is it?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a well known fact that straight men are extremely double jointed and can apply their own sun cream to their back.

Gay men don't have this privilege, so yes, it was gay. Sorry

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did he say ‘lower, lower...’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its a well known fact that straight men are extremely double jointed and can apply their own sun cream to their back.

Gay men don't have this privilege, so yes, it was gay. Sorry "

Oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its a well known fact that straight men are extremely double jointed and can apply their own sun cream to their back.

Gay men don't have this privilege, so yes, it was gay. Sorry "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its a well known fact that straight men are extremely double jointed and can apply their own sun cream to their back.

Gay men don't have this privilege, so yes, it was gay. Sorry "

The more you know, guess I've been Fab straight this whole time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its a well known fact that straight men are extremely double jointed and can apply their own sun cream to their back.

Gay men don't have this privilege, so yes, it was gay. Sorry "

Straight men are the ones with that big red patch in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did he say ‘lower, lower...’? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were you hoping he would ask you to do his front?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s only gay if you push back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s only gay if you take it to the balls"

FTFY

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Could any venerable good chap here rub some sun lotion on my neither regions please? I’m not gay.....just fucking bone idle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s only gay if you both hugged after it

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s only gay if you are Ghay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it? "

Did either of you sigh or grooooaaaan while it was being applied?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were you hoping he would ask you to do his front?"

That he can do himself.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

See if he asks again on a rainy day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it?

Did either of you sigh or grooooaaaan while it was being applied?

No boners were in evidence, as far as i know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did he say ‘lower, lower...’? "

Bruce Forsyth wasn’t gay, how dare you.

Lower than a 5, ooh a 3.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s only gay if you push back"

hahahahaha

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

depends... did you use the cream that came in the bottle?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Did he say ‘lower, lower...’? "

Did he say harder harder?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Did he hum ‘copacabana’ whilst you were doing it?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Ask him if likes musical theatre...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"depends... did you use the cream that came in the bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it?

Did either of you sigh or grooooaaaan while it was being applied?

No boners were in evidence, as far as i know."

Maybe need to up your technique?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it?

Did either of you sigh or grooooaaaan while it was being applied?

No boners were in evidence, as far as i know.

Maybe need to up your technique?

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it? "

Its not, the young just have a hard time asking for help at this moment in time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it? "

You didn't waste anytime applying suncream to the young man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soooo gay

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By *ostafunMan over a year ago

near ipswich

Only gay if you got a hard on

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Did you cream his arse?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Your a nice guy OP. Did you get a little twitch?

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

We're either of you wearing speedos.. ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We're either of you wearing speedos.. ?

Without the s missing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it? "

I think he protested too much so ........ be prepared to get flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d let Elton John himself cream me up, sunscreen is essential and I’m more than comfortable with my sexuality.

It’s only gay if you consider it to be

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Only gay if you got a hard on

Doubly ghey if the lad got one too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you apply the suncream with your cock?

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I know he's not gay...

Was his boyfriend jealous though ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a bit gay, I wouldn’t do it.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Did you wear gloves .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A young work colleague asks me to put sun cream on his back, without batting an eyelid i duly oblige. He laughingly tells me he's not gay. The thought never crossed my mind; it's not, is it?

Its not, the young just have a hard time asking for help at this moment in time"

Yes, why is that?

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