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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Just read in today's paper that there's going to be a one-off Jim'll Fix It hosted by Shane Ritchie - kids'll email instead of write in and it got the convo going in the office of did you ever write to Jim and if you could write to Shane for an Adult version, what would you ask for?
Flippant/filthy replies only please, this is a swinging site!
1976 (approx) I wrote requesting to meet Donny Osmond
2011 - I would request a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant or a FFM with James and Ola Jordan
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx  "
Oi......
Half pint....
I'm not taking the rip.........
I'm treating them as pieces of meat 
I'd shag 'em both.
Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them |
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over a year ago
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"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx
Oi......
Half pint....
I'm not taking the rip.........
I'm treating them as pieces of meat
I'd shag 'em both.
Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them "
Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Have also had the theme tune in my head all fecking day long.....
Your letter was only the start of it
1 letter and now you're a part of it
now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you
and you and you
Just thought I'd put it in everyone else's head too
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx
Oi......
Half pint....
I'm not taking the rip.........
I'm treating them as pieces of meat
I'd shag 'em both.
Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them
Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie?? "
No no no ya daft woman.
John Barrowman and David Tennant....
Dear Shane Will Fix It
Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....
Or
I'll have ya gonads for breakfast
Yours sincerely
Maddie x |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx
Oi......
Half pint....
I'm not taking the rip.........
I'm treating them as pieces of meat
I'd shag 'em both.
Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them
Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??
No no no ya daft woman.
John Barrowman and David Tennant....
Dear Shane Will Fix It
Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....
Or
I'll have ya gonads for breakfast
Yours sincerely
Maddie x "
Dear Shane
If Maddie beats me to John and David, you're gonads will be the least of your worries.....
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Dear jim I wish Madchick would stop taking the the rip outta me xx
Oi......
Half pint....
I'm not taking the rip.........
I'm treating them as pieces of meat
I'd shag 'em both.
Just cus you wouldn't reach the naval of their of them
Shag em both? Jimmy Saville and Shane Ritchie??
No no no ya daft woman.
John Barrowman and David Tennant....
Dear Shane Will Fix It
Arrange for me to have a MMF with John Barrowman and David Tennant.....
Or
I'll have ya gonads for breakfast
Yours sincerely
Maddie x
Dear Shane
If Maddie beats me to John and David, you're gonads will be the least of your worries.....
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