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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprise me. A nice cocktail as I’m pissed off today. "
Evening my lovely!! Why are you pissed off? Hope it’s not a pesky man causing problems.. have a lovely refreshing mojito!!! Enjoy!! X |
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 I’m back for more m’lady (having eaten a nice greasy kebab to soak up and cure my earlier woeful state of inebriation). I’d better start gently though....still a bit delicate here.
Can I have a triple vodka on the rocks please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been on antibiotics for the last three weeks. Tonight is the first night I can drink...
I'm currently "reviewing" a selection of beers from Aldi.."
Well if I can get anything just let me know!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A flagon of ale please and 3 sleeves.
Coming up!! Hope your having nice evening!! Cheers "
We are thank you. The third glass is for you ,but apart from being over presumptious, we are not sure if you like ale.
Chinks glasses together. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I’m back for more m’lady (having eaten a nice greasy kebab to soak up and cure my earlier woeful state of inebriation). I’d better start gently though....still a bit delicate here.
Can I have a triple vodka on the rocks please? "
Hehehe **gets the bottle out of the freezer.. yes let’s take it slow then!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A flagon of ale please and 3 sleeves.
Coming up!! Hope your having nice evening!! Cheers
We are thank you. The third glass is for you ,but apart from being over presumptious, we are not sure if you like ale.
Chinks glasses together."
Oh I shall have a glass would be rude not too!!
**chinks loudly!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh please someone pour a drink for me when I get home....
At this point anything will do
Loooooong ass day at work !!
Oh and leave the bottle "
Awww my lovely you shall have a ice cold bottle of Sauvignon Blanc waiting in an ice bucket for when you get in... oh and some maltersers!!! Mwah xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Snowwhite, glass of wine and a bag of minstrels please xx"
Good evening my lush friend!! **pours a very very large glass... pull up a bar stool and tell me the gossip!! I have all the chocolate we need!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now "
Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!! |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now
Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!! "
Thank you. It mightn't be too long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening pretty lady...a pint of Estrella would go down a treat right now
Well hello!! My pleasure.. another bottle will be waiting when your ready!!
Thank you. It mightn't be too long "
All ready for you!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve brought some cakes with me! Home baked, with glitter on them! "
Ooh delicious!! What shall we drink with them?? Fancy sundowners or cosmopolitans or something fizzy??  |
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"I’ve brought some cakes with me! Home baked, with glitter on them!
Ooh delicious!! What shall we drink with them?? Fancy sundowners or cosmopolitans or something fizzy?? "
All of the above please! I’m going to get you tipsy and suggestible  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day!
Geeky x"
Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!!  pours you a cup of tea!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day!
Geeky x
Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!! pours you a cup of tea!! "
Hi, we are ok just been very busy with work and stuff, still pop in from time to time!! Are you well? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight. "
You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie "
Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a tea for me please, we’re on it tomorrow for my summer ball with work....free booze all day!
Geeky x
Awww hello you two!! Haven’t seen you for ages!!! How’s my two lovers of fab!! pours you a cup of tea!!
Hi, we are ok just been very busy with work and stuff, still pop in from time to time!! Are you well? Xx"
Awww as long as your both well!! I’m ok... ticking over!! Please stop by again soon!! Big squishy hugs mwah xxxx |
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie
Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers?? "
I'll have 2, want to still be going when you finish serving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got room for a few more fingers of Johnnie
Good evening... again!!! Well I shall pour you one... how many did you say... two or three fingers??
I'll have 2, want to still be going when you finish serving "
Ok... hands glass over slowly!! |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight.
You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!! "
For you my lady, I think a couple of Cherry B's are in order for the next round. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any chance of a couple of Babycham's for the ladies. And Scotch for the Gentlemen. I'm feeling all 80's tonight.
You can’t best some 80’s!!! Coming up!! I’ll even buy a cherry in the babycham!!
For you my lady, I think a couple of Cherry B's are in order for the next round. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhhhh banned word, diet cola, straight please
Coming right up!!!
Thank you. You now have different clothing on, are you magic? "
Yes of course I am!! I’m Snow White!! And I had a quick change while the bar was quiet!! |
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Back again (having spewed up a good’un in the gents)
Um.....can I have a pint of Fosters please this time?
Oh.....could you also lean forward slightly for me whilst handling the pump in a slow, sexually enticing manner also? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Back again (having spewed up a good’un in the gents)
Um.....can I have a pint of Fosters please this time?
Oh.....could you also lean forward slightly for me whilst handling the pump in a slow, sexually enticing manner also? "
Hahahaha if I must!!! |
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on"
I staggered up on stage earlier but had barely sung two notes before the ensembled crowd became hostile and started booing me and throwing peanuts at my person.
Philistines! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whens kareoke guy getting on
I staggered up on stage earlier but had barely sung two notes before the ensembled crowd became hostile and started booing me and throwing peanuts at my person.
Philistines! "
Well you was a bit out of tune!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please someone pour a drink for me when I get home....
At this point anything will do
Loooooong ass day at work !!
Oh and leave the bottle
Awww my lovely you shall have a ice cold bottle of Sauvignon Blanc waiting in an ice bucket for when you get in... oh and some maltersers!!! Mwah xxxx"
Oh your so my type of girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m ok with my bottle of fizz thank you .....well, for now
Good.. well let me know when I can get
You something else!! "
Now there’s a suggestion!! Can I have a black coffee and a Tia Maria on ice please? And what would you like in return? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard......."
Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m ok with my bottle of fizz thank you .....well, for now
Good.. well let me know when I can get
You something else!!
Now there’s a suggestion!! Can I have a black coffee and a Tia Maria on ice please? And what would you like in return? "
I’ll have a coffee with you and a Baileys but no ice!! |
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard.......
Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink? "
I really would, I’ve just asked for Piano Man and think he’s going to play it any moment....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The old guy tinkling the ivories softly in the corner takes requests I’ve heard.......
Yes he does he’s rather good!! Would you like another drink?
I really would, I’ve just asked for Piano Man and think he’s going to play it any moment......."
Ooh I love that song... and I will pour you another drink!!! 2 fingers!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The gin went down a treat earlier.
As it’s Friday tomorrow maybe a cheeky wee whisky nightcap is allowed. So a wee dram would be perfect! Thanks Snow. "
Good glad you enjoyed!!! Single malt coming up! |
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"The gin went down a treat earlier.
As it’s Friday tomorrow maybe a cheeky wee whisky nightcap is allowed. So a wee dram would be perfect! Thanks Snow.
Good glad you enjoyed!!! Single malt coming up! "
Thank you! I didn’t sleep so well last night. But feeling much better this evening and that will send me right off in a wee bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just awoke after a lengthy slumber in the cosy, the both of us.
That is some strong ale for sure.
Throws hygrometer into slop bucket to ascertain the actual OG.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!!
The bar will reopen tonight!!
Good! "
Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!! |
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!!
The bar will reopen tonight!!
Good!
Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!! "
Well if you ‘need a hand’ whilst your down there, I’m always happy to oblige |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oops sorry for the delay... I got held up on the telephone!!
The bar will reopen tonight!!
Good!
Are you wanting another trip down into the cellar!!!
Well if you ‘need a hand’ whilst your down there, I’m always happy to oblige "
Oh well I think I might just need a hand... you know it’s dark down there!! Wouldn’t want to trip over!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a craving for those woo hoo’s From the slug and lettuce. If you can make it happen OP I will be in my happy place "
If that is what it takes then you shall have... always like to take people to their happy place!! Enjoy!! |
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