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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink....

I don’t bite!!!

And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!”

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

First orders!

Righty oh.....may I start with a cider please......and keep them coming whilst I consider my second choice of beverage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First orders!

Righty oh.....may I start with a cider please......and keep them coming whilst I consider my second choice of beverage

Good evening Mr S... and of course you may... served with lots of ice!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink....

I don’t bite!!!

And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!”

Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having a shit couple of days, everything is shit and everyone is shit.

Pass me everything off the top shelf and keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

School night so I’ll just have water please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh can i have a bottle of ice cold hoegaarden please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Snow, can I please have a very large glass of rosé wine.

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"School night so I’ll just have water please

Have a couple, we can share a cab home

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By *traightguy101Man over a year ago

Darlington

Hello snow! (Blushes in front of the prettiest bar lady around) may I have a double rum and please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make mine a double laphroaig

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'll have a pint of appletise with ice pleas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a espresso please

I've got a 12 hour shift too do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink....

I don’t bite!!!

And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!”

Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice"

Hello and welcome and yes of course!!! Just how it should be served!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mixed fruit koppaburg please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a shit couple of days, everything is shit and everyone is shit.

Pass me everything off the top shelf and keep em coming"

Oooh dear.... well I will pass you one bottle at a time!! ** it won’t last forever things will get better!! So take a big breath and a big drink!! Hugs for you too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"School night so I’ll just have water please

Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having a shit couple of days, everything is shit and everyone is shit.

Pass me everything off the top shelf and keep em coming

Oooh dear.... well I will pass you one bottle at a time!! ** it won’t last forever things will get better!! So take a big breath and a big drink!! Hugs for you too!!!

I feel better already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooh can i have a bottle of ice cold hoegaarden please

Hey you... yes of course you can xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Snow, can I please have a very large glass of rosé wine.

Thank you x"

Evening and of course you can... in fact here’s the bottle!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"School night so I’ll just have water please

Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello snow! (Blushes in front of the prettiest bar lady around) may I have a double rum and please. "

Good evening!! No need to blush with me!! You may have a double and I’ll have the next ones waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make mine a double laphroaig"

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The usual for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of appletise with ice pleas

Helllllooo seaside... thanks for stopping by... here you go my lovely!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh can i have a bottle of ice cold hoegaarden please

Hey you... yes of course you can xx"

Thankyou lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large white wine please x

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Hello lovely Snow

I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Strawberry and lime cider please. Plenty of ice.

And may I sit at the bar and watch the barmaids sexy arse

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'll have a pint of appletise with ice pleas

Helllllooo seaside... thanks for stopping by... here you go my lovely!!!

Thank you very much.

I need a good cold drink as ive been working all day in a hot kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, can't stay just popped in to enquire about opening time tomorrow after work.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This cider is great stuff m’lady! The ceiling is looking mighty fine from down here on the floor.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a espresso please

I've got a 12 hour shift too do

Booooo!!! Better make it two!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mixed fruit koppaburg please."

Coming up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a espresso please

I've got a 12 hour shift too do

Booooo!!! Better make it two!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"School night so I’ll just have water please

Hello lovely... would you like ice and lemon too?

Yes please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large white wine please x "

Of course my lovely!!! Mwah x

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By *xxx30Man over a year ago

york

Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello lovely Snow

I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave

Good evening Ms K....

I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glass of wine would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, can't stay just popped in to enquire about opening time tomorrow after work.

It will be about 5-6pm....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This cider is great stuff m’lady! The ceiling is looking mighty fine from down here on the floor.....

The ceiling is a great view from there! I had it painted specially for that reason!!

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By *horehouseprincessWoman over a year ago

small town near Munich

I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka

Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Glass of wine would be lovely

Hello gorgeous!! I shall pour you an extra large one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"Hello lovely Snow

I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave

Good evening Ms K....

I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello lovely Snow

I’ll have a bramble gin topped up with prosecco please..... as long as you have one with me! I promise I’ll behave

Good evening Ms K....

I would love to join you... ** pours two drinks and leans over... I can’t promise I will be good though!!

Let me know if you need anything!!

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By *horehouseprincessWoman over a year ago

small town near Munich

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The usual for me please

What will it be... cider or tequila???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

I think you’ll enjoy it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

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By *xxx30Man over a year ago

york

"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka

Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!!

A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka

Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!!

A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order"

Oooh nooo! You might need it as liquid pain relief!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After this day a nice cold pint of Carlsberg served with a smile from a beautiful barmaid would really hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After this day a nice cold pint of Carlsberg served with a smile from a beautiful barmaid would really hit the spot

Oh dear... doesn’t sound good... but will gladly serve you a drink with a smile!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello snow,

I’ve had a great day so I’ll have a bottle of don Perrier I’m celebrating

Anybody that wants to join me feel free, grab a glass and pour yourself one snow

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it sex on the beach later sexy bar lady xx

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By *xxx30Man over a year ago

york

"Can I get 2 snake bites three shots of jager and a shot of raspberry vodka

Good choice!! Great way to start the evening!!

A car just ran over my foot so scratch that order

My shoes are ruined

Oooh nooo! You might need it as liquid pain relief!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello snow,

I’ve had a great day so I’ll have a bottle of don Perrier I’m celebrating

Anybody that wants to join me feel free, grab a glass and pour yourself one snow

Thanks x"

That’s great to know!!! Always happy when someone has had a great day!!!

**gets the cork to go with a loud bang without spilling any!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck it sex on the beach later sexy bar lady xx"

Hahaha well how about a sex on the beach now!! And we will see about later!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

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By *entish79Man over a year ago

Glasgow

A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it sex on the beach later sexy bar lady xx

Hahaha well how about a sex on the beach now!! And we will see about later!

Was meant to say please not later I'm so sorry xx

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow. "

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

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By *rEyeSpyMan over a year ago

Nearby

Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this champagne is going down a treat thanks to the beautiful bar maid... I think it’s time for shots!!!!

What you say guys????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade!

Large one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x"

Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The usual for me please

What will it be... cider or tequila???

Cider please...nice and refreshing...those tequilas done me the other night

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!!

Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The usual for me please

What will it be... cider or tequila???

Cider please...nice and refreshing...those tequilas done me the other night

Coming up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade!

Large one?

Always!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!!

Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that

I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Restocks the bar now the rush is over!! Might even do some snacks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade!

Large one?

Always!!

Make mine a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers...

Fuck it....

Can I have Peroni now please

Good evening!!! Yes you certainly may!!! Cheers

Strange rituals in this bar

Care to join me for a cool one...

Id love one thank you... hope you’ve had a great day!!

It's getting better by the minute

What can I get you

I shall pour myself a contreau and lemonade!

Large one?

Always!!

Make mine a double

Coming up!! What would you like to chat about?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large J D and please

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By *entish79Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again.

It is in my bar!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again.

Supersize measures in here; I’ve only downed two ciders and already I can’t feel my legs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x"

Right back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced. "

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again.

Supersize measures in here; I’ve only downed two ciders and already I can’t feel my legs....

I’ll feel them for you... just to make sure they are ok!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x

Right back at ya!

Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x

Right back at ya!

Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol

Only way is to swallow it down in one!!

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening, it looks busy in here

I definitely need a drink today!

Could I have a pint of Jaipur please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening, it looks busy in here

I definitely need a drink today!

Could I have a pint of Jaipur please?"

Hello again! Yes it has been busy tonight! Coming up!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Large J D and please

Hello again!! Of course coming up! Hope you had a good day!

Hello gorgeous ........ thanks, a great day and s large JD just what is needed to unwind! Cheers x

Right back at ya!

Shots away ........... let’s get em down lol

Only way is to swallow it down in one!!

Glad to hear that

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Good evening, it looks busy in here

I definitely need a drink today!

Could I have a pint of Jaipur please?

Hello again! Yes it has been busy tonight! Coming up!! Enjoy!

Thank you

It's the perfect evening for the beer garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it”

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!!

Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that

I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments!

I think we should go down to the cellar and errrmmmmm restock the bar......

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By *entish79Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"A large gin and tonic would be lovely right now. Too much Skype for one day, so it feels earned. It’ll go down a treat sat outside at the end of the day. Thanks Snow.

Good evening!! Extra large coming up!!

Extra large is a thing? Fantastic! I’ll come here again.

It is in my bar!!!

You should think about opening a bar for real!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a drink but I have no idea what I want lol typical

How about a porn star martini?? One of my favs

I've never gone wrong with barkeepers recommendations so I'll gladly try one

You sound like Snow and I’s type of girl, come and join us

**gets out 3 glasses and pours... then slowly hands them over... leaning in for a quick kiss!!

Ms Snow! And there was me saying to you this afternoon that I would try and persuade you to come to the dark side, and look at you being all bold!

And I told you I was waiting for the right person to seduce to me to the dark side!! I didn’t think a small gentle kiss would hurt!!

Oh my lovely friend, it won’t be a small kiss, I can promise you that

I’m sure the bar won’t mind waiting a few moments!

I think we should go down to the cellar and errrmmmmm restock the bar......

**looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it”

Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going?

Oh that doesn’t sound good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it”

Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer!"

Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going?

Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going?

Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO? "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all, Whisky on the rocks for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes with this sunshine can I have a long cool Strongbow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it”

Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer!

Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!!

I’ll get d*unk and then I’ll get randy though. It’s a vicious cycle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After the afternoon me and the OH have just had....any brandy going?

Evening!!! Yes there’s always brandy going would you like a Hennessy XO?

Perfect

Ok here you are!! Hope things get better soon!!! Xx

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

**looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!!

You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, Whisky on the rocks for me please

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes with this sunshine can I have a long cool Strongbow

Of course you can!!! Enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shots of anything. I want to get shitfaced.

Oh dear sounds bad!!! Let’s get the jäger out!!!

You joining?

Of course I am!! Cheers and here’s to “fuck it”

Whoop!! Although celibacy is safer!

Haha I get what your saying! And yes it definitely can be!!! So let’s get d*unk!!!

I’ll get d*unk and then I’ll get randy though. It’s a vicious cycle."

Oh dear... well I’ll stop you before the one before the horn kicks in!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

**looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!!

You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady

Moi.... why do you think I’m called Snow White?? I like people to think I’m all innocent and pure!!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

**looks from side to side... I think everyone has a drink at the moment... come on then... slipping my hand through yours!!

You are so much more easy to lead astray than you let on young lady

Moi.... why do you think I’m called Snow White?? I like people to think I’m all innocent and pure!!!

Ha! Well you certainly had me fooled, you dark horse you! I think I like dirty Snow White just as much as pure Snow White! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About to open... so for those who have had a great day and for those fed up come in and have a drink....

I don’t bite!!!

And let’s say cheers and “fuck it... let’s just get pissed!”

Why hello snowwhite. May I have a nice refreshing rum and please, with plenty of ice

Hello and welcome and yes of course!!! Just how it should be served!!

Thank you. Service with a smile, a great cleavage and amazing ass! I'll be back for a refill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest? "

Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just finished setting up the temp bar for our weekend beer festival, my knees and back ache, so coffee , white and too and someone to give my back a good massage please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just finished setting up the temp bar for our weekend beer festival, my knees and back ache, so coffee , white and too and someone to give my back a good massage please

Good evening... coming right up... lean over and I’ll rub you down!!!

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By *entish79Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Would it be wrong to have another gin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would it be wrong to have another gin? "

No of course not!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would it be wrong to have another gin? "
in a minute, I am getting my back rubbed xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest?

Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want??

Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too?

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By *acey_smWoman over a year ago

westmeath

Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest?

Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want??

Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too? "

Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snow White ma'am. May I please have a monkey47 G&T please. Oh and pour yourself one, of your choosing obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions?

Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snow White ma'am. May I please have a monkey47 G&T please. Oh and pour yourself one, of your choosing obviously

Good evening... of course you may!!! And thank you!!!

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By *acey_smWoman over a year ago

westmeath

"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions?

Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!!

Sounds delish. You have my mouth watering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeling like something summery tonight. Any suggestions?

Yes my suggestion is a sundowner... it’s raspberry vodka... presecco and creme de cassis... try it... it’s yummy!!

Sounds delish. You have my mouth watering. "

It really is...

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By *rEyeSpyMan over a year ago

Nearby

"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x

Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three?

Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x

Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three?

Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il have a latte pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening sexy snow the barkeep btw

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

large gin & tonic xx (plymouth gin) please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest?

Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want??

Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too?

Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!!

There is nothing better than enjoying a screaming orgasm together...don’t you agree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il have a latte pls"

Good evening and of course!!!

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By *rEyeSpyMan over a year ago

Nearby

"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x

Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three?

Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy! "

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"large gin & tonic xx (plymouth gin) please xxx

Hello there... pouring an extra large G and T for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il have a latte pls

Good evening and of course!!!

Thank you not too hot just how i like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm that cider was lovely...you know just the right amount of ice needed...

Ok, I fancy a cocktail...what you suggest?

Hello again... well I suggest a screaming orgasm... or sex on the beach!! Which do want??

Well I love a screaming orgasm...maybe I could interest you in having one too?

Oh I think you could definitely interest me... **pours the drinks and leans over close as I hand one over!!

There is nothing better than enjoying a screaming orgasm together...don’t you agree?

**holds two more cocktail glasses and leans forwards and whispers in your ear... ‘you know I agree’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il have a latte pls

Good evening and of course!!!

Thank you not too hot just how i like it"

Your welcome!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two fingers of Johnnie Walker Blue please, and a view of the sunset would be lovely thank you x

Well hello!!! You can see the sunset from all over in here! It’s mandatory!! Are you sure you only want two fingers and not three?

Two fingers went down perfectly, I think I’ve warmed up for three now........

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

Why thank you! I might just do that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift"

Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift

Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!!

cheers hun. keep the redbull flowing all night please

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By *rEyeSpyMan over a year ago

Nearby

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

Why thank you! I might just do that!!

I’ll keep a seat warm for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka redbull please. need the energy cos night shift

Hello... awww poor you!!! I used to hate night shifts!!! Have extra vodka and red bull!!!

cheers hun. keep the redbull flowing all night please"

Of course!!! It’s here when you need more!! Hope you can relax now a bit!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

Why thank you! I might just do that!!

I’ll keep a seat warm for you

**squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest!

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By *rEyeSpyMan over a year ago

Nearby

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

Why thank you! I might just do that!!

I’ll keep a seat warm for you

**squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest!

Sit yourself down and have a quick stiff one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...ok you have have 3 fingers now!! Enjoy!

When your shift has finished you should join me for a finger or two

Why thank you! I might just do that!!

I’ll keep a seat warm for you

**squidge up i can have a quick 5 minute rest!

Sit yourself down and have a quick stiff one

Why thank you!! As I’m still serving it will have to be a quickie this time!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka lime & soda please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of arsenic please ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka lime & soda please x"

Coming up!!! Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bottle of arsenic please ...

Noooooo let’s open a bottle of wine together... pull up a chair my lovely!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too?

No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too?

No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!!

Oh the disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too?

No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!!

Oh the disappointment.

Awww I’ll wipe your brow this one time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just finished a 12 hour day, i'll drink anything.

Oh dear you must be shattered!!! How about a nice ice cold beer you can down quickly and move onto something stronger later!!

Sounds mighty fine with me, would you stroke my fevered brow too?

No but you can have a cold flannel that’s been soaked in ice!!

Oh the disappointment.

Awww I’ll wipe your brow this one time!

You're a doll, anything else you want to get your hands on while you're at it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone need a top up or anything else? It’s been a lovely busy evening tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This bar is going to close in 2 posts.

Last but one orders please everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of Veuve please.......I’ve always been greedy.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In fact......make it two.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bottle of Veuve please.......I’ve always been greedy.......

That’s not greedy!! You enjoy!!!

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