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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Working my way through a Kopperberg selection bought for me for father's day.
I might pop in later for a swift one "
Ah i can do a quickie when needed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like a change... A Crabbies ginger beer, please
Oooh a change is as good as a holiday!!! Here you go!! "
You're doing a marvellous job, Can I return the favour? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like a change... A Crabbies ginger beer, please
Oooh a change is as good as a holiday!!! Here you go!!
You're doing a marvellous job, Can I return the favour?"
Oooh yes please I’ll have a cosmopolitian please!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka, lime and soda please my sweet xx
Hey my lovely... coming up.... xx
Thank you kindly. Hope you are well xx"
Aww thanks for asking... I’m ok!! Hope you are too!! Mwah xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like a change... A Crabbies ginger beer, please
Oooh a change is as good as a holiday!!! Here you go!!
You're doing a marvellous job, Can I return the favour?
Oooh yes please I’ll have a cosmopolitian please!! "
Oops, I'll have to look that up.
Not many of those in Yorkshire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely. "
Hey you.... well of course you can....I’ll take my time and let the head settle properly!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like a change... A Crabbies ginger beer, please
Oooh a change is as good as a holiday!!! Here you go!!
You're doing a marvellous job, Can I return the favour?
Oooh yes please I’ll have a cosmopolitian please!!
Oops, I'll have to look that up.
Not many of those in Yorkshire "
Just make it up... I drink most things anyway!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely.
Hey you.... well of course you can....I’ll take my time and let the head settle properly!! "
That's perfect. I'll just stare at you awkwardly while it settles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Just a cup of tea please, my liver needs a rest
Of course you may.. I like my tea strong just like my men... how do you like it? X "
Just show it the teabag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely.
Hey you.... well of course you can....I’ll take my time and let the head settle properly!!
That's perfect. I'll just stare at you awkwardly while it settles. "
Why arkwardly hehe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear, I'm not welcome with my bottle tonight then? "
Yes you are... pull up a seat... and we will talk it over my lovelyness!!! Let’s be brave together!! xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Just a cup of tea please, my liver needs a rest
Of course you may.. I like my tea strong just like my men... how do you like it? X
Just show it the teabag "
**gently dips it in and pulls out!!! |
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"Vodka, lime and soda please my sweet xx
Hey my lovely... coming up.... xx
Thank you kindly. Hope you are well xx
Aww thanks for asking... I’m ok!! Hope you are too!! Mwah xxx"
You're very welcome and I'm great thanks. Mwah right back xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely.
Bang goes your dry week "
Tommorow.
I'll start it tommorow. |
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"Oh thank god. I'm not feeling great and probably drank too much over the weekend. So I'll just be sensible and have a pint of Guinness to start please lovely.
Bang goes your dry week
Tommorow.
I'll start it tommorow. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear, I'm not welcome with my bottle tonight then?
Yes you are... pull up a seat... and we will talk it over my lovelyness!!! Let’s be brave together!! xxxxxx"
Not sure there is much to discuss but hey! I'm a big girl ... Shouldn't let things get to me xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear, I'm not welcome with my bottle tonight then?
Yes you are... pull up a seat... and we will talk it over my lovelyness!!! Let’s be brave together!! xxxxxx
Not sure there is much to discuss but hey! I'm a big girl ... Shouldn't let things get to me xxx"
I'm coming with you too if the soccer is on in this lounge. xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear, I'm not welcome with my bottle tonight then?
Yes you are... pull up a seat... and we will talk it over my lovelyness!!! Let’s be brave together!! xxxxxx
Not sure there is much to discuss but hey! I'm a big girl ... Shouldn't let things get to me xxx
I'm coming with you too if the soccer is on in this lounge. xx"
Of course it is... pull up a seat would you like another Guiness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course it is... pull up a seat would you like another Guiness
(*hic!*)
Aye.
**pours slowly again!!!!! "
**Stares with more lasciviousness**
Thank you! Thank you very much. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grapefruit juice please! It's so hot and humid
Of course... would you like lots of ice too? X
If you would be so kind "
Of course I will... **fills the glass to the top with ice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course it is... pull up a seat would you like another Guiness
(*hic!*)
Aye.
**pours slowly again!!!!!
**Stares with more lasciviousness**
Thank you! Thank you very much. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you can find some super bock anywhere you and I would quickly become the best of friends "
Sainsbury’s sell it.. give me 5 and I’ll run and get some!! |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"If you can find some super bock anywhere you and I would quickly become the best of friends
Sainsbury’s sell it.. give me 5 and I’ll run and get some!! "
I never shop there but thanks for the heads up. You’ve just made the Christmas card list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A nice cold beer
Of course... is it for with the footie? It is thanks you very much. Will look forward to drinking it. "
Enjoy!! as long as England pull it back!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you can find some super bock anywhere you and I would quickly become the best of friends
Sainsbury’s sell it.. give me 5 and I’ll run and get some!!
I never shop there but thanks for the heads up. You’ve just made the Christmas card list "
Haha aww thanks!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in need of a drink, but I’ll let you choose, I trust your judgement "
Hello my lovely!! Thank you.. well I will pour you a sundowner which is presecco... some raspberry vodka and creme de cassis... it’s delicious!! |
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"I’m in need of a drink, but I’ll let you choose, I trust your judgement
Hello my lovely!! Thank you.. well I will pour you a sundowner which is presecco... some raspberry vodka and creme de cassis... it’s delicious!! "
Perfect! That sounds right up my street! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in need of a drink, but I’ll let you choose, I trust your judgement
Hello my lovely!! Thank you.. well I will pour you a sundowner which is presecco... some raspberry vodka and creme de cassis... it’s delicious!!
Perfect! That sounds right up my street! "
I hope you enjoy!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a drink.... So come on then the footie is on or for those not interested who wants a drink... or whatever you like!!!! "
I want to taste some pussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half time.... who wants a top up??
Another two pints please miss.
Before the half time rush really starts "
I’ll make it four so you don’t have to struggle back!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a drink.... So come on then the footie is on or for those not interested who wants a drink... or whatever you like!!!!
I want to taste some pussy"
Sorry cats are banned in the bar!! You can have some nuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half time.... who wants a top up??
Another two pints please miss.
Before the half time rush really starts
I’ll make it four so you don’t have to struggle back!! "
Oh your the best. Buy 2 get 2 free. I love this bar and the bar maid is attentive and very cute. Iam coming back here for the next game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be surprised if this has ever popped up on here but I’m drinking Tsingtao beer only 4% but one of the stronger lagers brewed in China "
Visited Qingdao once, the home town of Tsingtao. Lovely place, I think, I was d*unk for a week as it was 40p a litre bottle and the locals insist you drink with them.
Highly recommend it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half time.... who wants a top up??
Another two pints please miss.
Before the half time rush really starts
I’ll make it four so you don’t have to struggle back!!
Oh your the best. Buy 2 get 2 free. I love this bar and the bar maid is attentive and very cute. Iam coming back here for the next game "
Don’t worry I’ll be here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!! "
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool "
Yes Hull is cool!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!! "
Pic on its way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way "
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!! "
Will be 2 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes "
Thank you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Snow, hope you’re well. Can I get a rhubarb & ginger gin with tonic please and how did the knicker conundrum go?
Well hello!!! I’m good thank you!! I’ll pour you a double!!! oh and it went very well and the answer was without!!!! xx
Thank you for the double, cheers to no knickers and hotel shenanigans "
Hope you have a great evening... won’t be happening again me thinks but was worth it!! x |
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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago
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"Good evening Snow, hope you’re well. Can I get a rhubarb & ginger gin with tonic please and how did the knicker conundrum go?
Well hello!!! I’m good thank you!! I’ll pour you a double!!! oh and it went very well and the answer was without!!!! xx
Thank you for the double, cheers to no knickers and hotel shenanigans
Hope you have a great evening... won’t be happening again me thinks but was worth it!! x"
Plenty more fitties on Fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Snow, hope you’re well. Can I get a rhubarb & ginger gin with tonic please and how did the knicker conundrum go?
Well hello!!! I’m good thank you!! I’ll pour you a double!!! oh and it went very well and the answer was without!!!! xx
Thank you for the double, cheers to no knickers and hotel shenanigans
Hope you have a great evening... won’t be happening again me thinks but was worth it!! x
Plenty more fitties on Fab "
Mwah xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half time.... who wants a top up??
Another two pints please miss.
Before the half time rush really starts
I’ll make it four so you don’t have to struggle back!!
Oh your the best. Buy 2 get 2 free. I love this bar and the bar maid is attentive and very cute. Iam coming back here for the next game
Don’t worry I’ll be here!! "
*returns the empty glasses to the bar...
Thanks see you at the next game. Night x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you... "
Feel free to return the favour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half time.... who wants a top up??
Another two pints please miss.
Before the half time rush really starts
I’ll make it four so you don’t have to struggle back!!
Oh your the best. Buy 2 get 2 free. I love this bar and the bar maid is attentive and very cute. Iam coming back here for the next game
Don’t worry I’ll be here!!
*returns the empty glasses to the bar...
Thanks see you at the next game. Night x"
Night x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you...
Feel free to return the favour " .
What favour is that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you...
Feel free to return the favour .
What favour is that? "
Meanie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you...
Feel free to return the favour .
What favour is that?
Meanie! "
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"I need a drink.... So come on then the footie is on or for those not interested who wants a drink... or whatever you like!!!! "
I will take a snake bite and a shot of the nastiest bourbon you have don't want to go over board |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a drink.... So come on then the footie is on or for those not interested who wants a drink... or whatever you like!!!!
I will take a snake bite and a shot of the nastiest bourbon you have don't want to go over board "
Served!! Enjoy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you...
Feel free to return the favour .
What favour is that?
Meanie!
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Actually you sent yours a while ago.. you aren’t just intelligent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pleaae can I have a cup of tea, I feel I'm in hangover mode from the weekend.
I’ll get you some banana flavour tea "
A cup of tea and a banana would be even better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anybody wants my banana milk shake
Only if you show your face!!!
And if you like my face, can I come visit you in Hull? You are okay but I think hull is cool
Yes Hull is cool!!
Pic on its way
Thank you for sharing.. ... I’ll have a banana milkshake now!!
Will be 2 minutes
Thank you...
Feel free to return the favour .
What favour is that?
Meanie!
Actually you sent yours a while ago.. you aren’t just intelligent "
Don’t you mean an “okay” face? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sun's long gone and I'm still waiting for my Rum Sour "
Oooh no!! Did I miss you?? My sincerest apologies... let me fix you a quadruple to make up for it!!!
Xx |
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