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"How do you fit 3 Nuns on a stool?
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Turn it upside down  "
2 Nuns are accosted by a flasher.
One has a stroke.
The other couldn’t quite reach .. |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx!  "
I don’t know what you’re talking about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How do you fit 3 Nuns on a stool?
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Turn it upside down
2 Nuns are accosted by a flasher.
One has a stroke.
The other couldn’t quite reach .."
Haha
What about wears the soap? |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured"."
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence! |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx! "
Us Catholic girls are salt of the earth .. |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!"
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm. |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx!
Us Catholic girls are salt of the earth .. "
We are indeed although I just went to the schools I wasn’t christened lol  |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm."
Ooo er not sure what to say to that |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm.
Ooo er not sure what to say to that "
Pity, it was getting interesting.  |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm.
Ooo er not sure what to say to that
Pity, it was getting interesting. "
Well if she chose to have that sperm then it’s still of scared use? No?
Sacred |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm.
Ooo er not sure what to say to that
Pity, it was getting interesting.
Well if she chose to have that sperm then it’s still of scared use? No?
Sacred "
I would say that the point of ejaculation was sacred also and that there shouldn't be "interruption" or "interference" because sex should only be between man and wife. |
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"I assume nuns can’t wank as that’s immoral etc but can a nun be artificially inseminated and that be ok?
Thoughts  "
No they live only for god, not to bring children into this world. Their only love is for god. A childhood friend of mine her Auntie was a nun, she lived a solitary life in the convent purely for god. Nothing sexual must happen to a nun including impure thoughts. |
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"I assume nuns can’t wank as that’s immoral etc but can a nun be artificially inseminated and that be ok?
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No they live only for god, not to bring children into this world. Their only love is for god. A childhood friend of mine her Auntie was a nun, she lived a solitary life in the convent purely for god. Nothing sexual must happen to a nun including impure thoughts. "
That's what the rule book says,but in reality we know that some of the pure souls don't stick to it. |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx! "
Yes grew up next to one all the boys in the area get groped when ever we had to go through the school lol |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm."
Every sperm is saaaacred ... sorry but I can hear Monty Python singing that now |
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"I'd say not because, I believe, sperm can't be "captured".
What if it’s given freely or do you mean that sperm have minds of their own?! That’s deep if so and you could call into question every birth ever in existence!
I presumed that the Nun would want good Catholic sperm which would be slightly paradoxical because isn't every sperm supposed to be sacred and consequently she couldn't or wouldn't want to be inseminated with Catholic sperm.
Every sperm is saaaacred ... sorry but I can hear Monty Python singing that now "
All men think their every sperm is sacred! Pmsl.... ....lol |
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"I assume nuns can’t wank as that’s immoral etc but can a nun be artificially inseminated and that be ok?
Thoughts
No they live only for god, not to bring children into this world. Their only love is for god. A childhood friend of mine her Auntie was a nun, she lived a solitary life in the convent purely for god. Nothing sexual must happen to a nun including impure thoughts. "
Yes but if it’s artificial insemination how can that be impure thought? I get what you’re saying re love for god though |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx!
I don’t know what you’re talking about "
As an ex catholic school girl I used to want to be a nun! |
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"Virgin Mary springs to mind,so why not."
First Off, the Virgin Mary wasn't catholic. Second, NO, Nuns cannot be artificially inseminated, they are supposed to be virgins their entire life. There is NO such thing as Immaculant conception, beyond Mary. Just as Jesus Christ is the 1 and only, so is His Earthly mother, Mary. Who, by the way as absolutely NO authoritry, NO forgiving powers or "Saintliness"! She was chosen to be the Earthly Mother of Jesus. Nothing more, nothing less. She cannot, does not interceed for anyone for any reason! |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx! "
I don't know what you mean. Ex-Catholic school girl with an A* in RE here, I'm completely innocent |
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"Virgin Mary springs to mind,so why not.
First Off, the Virgin Mary wasn't catholic. Second, NO, Nuns cannot be artificially inseminated, they are supposed to be virgins their entire life. There is NO such thing as Immaculant conception, beyond Mary. Just as Jesus Christ is the 1 and only, so is His Earthly mother, Mary. Who, by the way as absolutely NO authoritry, NO forgiving powers or "Saintliness"! She was chosen to be the Earthly Mother of Jesus. Nothing more, nothing less. She cannot, does not interceed for anyone for any reason! "
Do you shout NO for a living,by any chance. |
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"I can’t comment specifically on Nuns, but I do know your average ex-Catholic school girl tends to be right saucy minx!
I don't know what you mean. Ex-Catholic school girl with an A* in RE here, I'm completely innocent "
Pah! |
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"Virgin Mary springs to mind,so why not.
First Off, the Virgin Mary wasn't catholic. Second, NO, Nuns cannot be artificially inseminated, they are supposed to be virgins their entire life. There is NO such thing as Immaculant conception, beyond Mary. Just as Jesus Christ is the 1 and only, so is His Earthly mother, Mary. Who, by the way as absolutely NO authoritry, NO forgiving powers or "Saintliness"! She was chosen to be the Earthly Mother of Jesus. Nothing more, nothing less. She cannot, does not interceed for anyone for any reason!
Do you shout NO for a living,by any chance."
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"I assume nuns can’t wank as that’s immoral etc but can a nun be artificially inseminated and that be ok?
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No they live only for god, not to bring children into this world. Their only love is for god. A childhood friend of mine her Auntie was a nun, she lived a solitary life in the convent purely for god. Nothing sexual must happen to a nun including impure thoughts.
Yes but if it’s artificial insemination how can that be impure thought? I get what you’re saying re love for god though "
Artificial insemination, using Tampax, masturbating etc. is forbidden as the nun has to only think of god. She is known as the bride of Christ. When nun’s take holy orders they wear a full wedding dress, veil and wedding ring. My friends Auntie wore a donated wedding dress. Hope this answers the question. |
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"I assume nuns can’t wank as that’s immoral etc but can a nun be artificially inseminated and that be ok?
Thoughts
No they live only for god, not to bring children into this world. Their only love is for god. A childhood friend of mine her Auntie was a nun, she lived a solitary life in the convent purely for god. Nothing sexual must happen to a nun including impure thoughts.
Yes but if it’s artificial insemination how can that be impure thought? I get what you’re saying re love for god though
Artificial insemination, using Tampax, masturbating etc. is forbidden as the nun has to only think of god. She is known as the bride of Christ. When nun’s take holy orders they wear a full wedding dress, veil and wedding ring. My friends Auntie wore a donated wedding dress. Hope this answers the question. "
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