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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg i was just thinking the same thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perfect

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

Any first meet is not a casual meet, it is making a first impression, if you fuck it up, then that is down to you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i always go smart casual

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad

Any first meet is not a casual meet, it is making a first impression, if you fuck it up, then that is down to you! "

What if I wear them with brogues?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad

Any first meet is not a casual meet, it is making a first impression, if you fuck it up, then that is down to you! "

Exactly. I don't 'dress to the nines' but I do make an effort.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah a first meet is tricky depends where you go. Any first meet I've had is casual I've never dressed up,no clothes for dressing up anyway. Thing is you don't want to go overboard incase you don't like him,but panic stations when you do...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I want to spend time with someone I try to look my best ....I need all the help I can get.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!"

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge."

I like the way you think

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Always wear sandals (with socks, obviously) to any meet ups. Gets all and any lady’s juices flowing like Niagra Falls it does

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge."

Watching a Woman unbuckle your belt and pull your zip down/unbutton, is a big turn on

I only own two pairs of tracksuit bottoms, One for the gym and the other are designer bottoms, I wouldn't turn up in either unless it was a spur of the moment thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always wear sandals (with socks, obviously) to any meet ups. Gets all and any lady’s juices flowing like Niagra Falls it does "

My ex liked socks and sandals lol, he's Dutch so it was allowed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad

Any first meet is not a casual meet, it is making a first impression, if you fuck it up, then that is down to you! "

Pretty much

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms "

I had someone turn up wearing trainers with jeans once thought that was bad enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge."

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets "

Depends how they dress as to wether I can muster a giggle. Needless to say tonight one was less than amused

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets "

It would be a start if they f#cking turned up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy. "

Leave my Autumn alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets

It would be a start if they f#cking turned up."

Is this aimed at me? We didn't arrange anything did we?

I'm 67% sure I'd remember if we did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge."

Yeah but you like belts...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone "

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets

It would be a start if they f#cking turned up.

Is this aimed at me? We didn't arrange anything did we?

I'm 67% sure I'd remember if we did"

You wouldn't be the first to forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies."

That's the dream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wow, I hope you women bring a sense of humour to your first meets

It would be a start if they f#cking turned up.

Is this aimed at me? We didn't arrange anything did we?

I'm 67% sure I'd remember if we did

You wouldn't be the first to forget."

No I didn't forget. I know didn't

......did I?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies.

That's the dream "

Dreams 'cum' true young man dreams come dreams true...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies."

As long as I dont have to wear pure snow white trainers I could live with that. If we were deep in a wood somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah but you like belts..."

Oh I do yes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies.

As long as I dont have to wear pure snow white trainers I could live with that. If we were deep in a wood somewhere. "

No what colour do you fancy instead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i always go smart casual "

So trackies with a pair of shoes not trainers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

Yeah if you're going for a walk,Autumn I thought you were classy.

Leave my Autumn alone

Actually I could just see you both wearing matching tracky bottoms walking hand in hand eating fab lollies.

As long as I dont have to wear pure snow white trainers I could live with that. If we were deep in a wood somewhere.

No what colour do you fancy instead?"

Perhaps flourescent pink incase it gets dark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll never have that problem with me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

I like the way you think "

Challenging yes but ooo that noise a buckle makes when being undone *shivers*

Gym pants are quite lovely for fondling a hard set of cheeks though too

Kx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elastic waistbands are to easy for a fumble. Belts are a challenge.

I like the way you think

Challenging yes but ooo that noise a buckle makes when being undone *shivers*

Gym pants are quite lovely for fondling a hard set of cheeks though too

Kx"

Ooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lmao op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !! "

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well if, in order to have sex with me, she based her selection on my naked pictures I would rightly assume that my clothes wouldn't be a problem but mind you I may be wrong but it is unlikely as I drive a 205 peugeot diesel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?"

I do not. But for you I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well if, in order to have sex with me, she based her selection on my naked pictures I would rightly assume that my clothes wouldn't be a problem but mind you I may be wrong but it is unlikely as I drive a 205 peugeot diesel. "

I actually like Peugeot 205's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if, in order to have sex with me, she based her selection on my naked pictures I would rightly assume that my clothes wouldn't be a problem but mind you I may be wrong but it is unlikely as I drive a 205 peugeot diesel.

I actually like Peugeot 205's "

See ^

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would "

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Well if, in order to have sex with me, she based her selection on my naked pictures I would rightly assume that my clothes wouldn't be a problem but mind you I may be wrong but it is unlikely as I drive a 205 peugeot diesel. "

And there was me thinking it would be a Kia Ceed

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort "

If they have a problem with you wearing trackys they are going to miss the awesomeness that is your selection of ‘special’ undercrackers that lurk beneath too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?"

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms "

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

If they have a problem with you wearing trackys they are going to miss the awesomeness that is your selection of ‘special’ undercrackers that lurk beneath too "

Exactly. You haven't lived until you've seen Superman's face distorted by an erect penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some tracksuit bottoms really give a good cock outline if you catch the light just right.

Choose wisely guys

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy"

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination."

It does turn a few heads I must say

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl."

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

If they have a problem with you wearing trackys they are going to miss the awesomeness that is your selection of ‘special’ undercrackers that lurk beneath too

Exactly. You haven't lived until you've seen Superman's face distorted by an erect penis "

Superman's had a stroke.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say "

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?

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By *hropSpiceMan  over a year ago

Oswestry


"Exactly. I don't 'dress to the nines' but I do make an effort. "

Glad to hear you make an effort, same goes for me, and so important to try and pick up on what the person you are meeting might like too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you."

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had first meets in my pjs so I can’t say anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had first meets in my pjs so I can’t say anything "

Yeah, there was me making an effort dressed as a fireman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?"

No, just me so far, I like to think of myself as a trend setter

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers."

Do Lidl do underpants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?"

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?"

They do, I haven't bought any, yet.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know"

We do have Lidl in Derbyshire but it's just the posh people that use them. I tend to scavenge around the markets at the end of the day myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know

We do have Lidl in Derbyshire but it's just the posh people that use them. I tend to scavenge around the markets at the end of the day myself."

Yes I've seen you. You was that mad woman who threw rubbish at me and stained my brogues and tracksuit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know

We do have Lidl in Derbyshire but it's just the posh people that use them. I tend to scavenge around the markets at the end of the day myself.

Yes I've seen you. You was that mad woman who threw rubbish at me and stained my brogues and tracksuit "

Well I did warn you never to come to Derbyshire didn't I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know

We do have Lidl in Derbyshire but it's just the posh people that use them. I tend to scavenge around the markets at the end of the day myself.

Yes I've seen you. You was that mad woman who threw rubbish at me and stained my brogues and tracksuit

Well I did warn you never to come to Derbyshire didn't I."

Yes you did, I brought it on myself. The racist remarks you shouted at me were a low blow though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?

No, just me so far, I like to think of myself as a trend setter "

Should I go for stilettos with my tracksuit then. Don't want to let the side down.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!

They're nice tracky bottoms. Not like shell suit bottoms

I've got a lovely pair of jeggings from Lidl.

See now that is classy you fashion icon you.

Thank you. finished off with some Hi-Tec trainers. Finished the look, I haven't shagged my trainers.

Do Lidl do underpants?

I was going to post something sarcastic, but then realised Lidl is too high priced for Derbyshire so there's no chance you would know

We do have Lidl in Derbyshire but it's just the posh people that use them. I tend to scavenge around the markets at the end of the day myself.

Yes I've seen you. You was that mad woman who threw rubbish at me and stained my brogues and tracksuit

Well I did warn you never to come to Derbyshire didn't I.

Yes you did, I brought it on myself. The racist remarks you shouted at me were a low blow though "

Us Derbyshire people don't like you Yorkshire whippets so get over it right.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Clearly some women are just dicks. The efforts some will go to make us look bad. Maybe be we should play them at their own game an make an effort our selves. That would teach them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?

No, just me so far, I like to think of myself as a trend setter

Should I go for stilettos with my tracksuit then. Don't want to let the side down. "

6inch heels minimum

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?

No, just me so far, I like to think of myself as a trend setter

Should I go for stilettos with my tracksuit then. Don't want to let the side down.

6inch heels minimum "

I would actually love to see that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Clearly some women are just dicks. The efforts some will go to make us look bad. Maybe be we should play them at their own game an make an effort our selves. That would teach them."

Haha yea, that'll show them up for making an effort

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By *ildflower.xWoman  over a year ago

Grimsby


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

I quite like the hoody and tracky bottoms look on a guy,

One of my meets turned up in a onesie (no joke)

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

Is there a such thing as a casual meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have any flourescent pink trainers?

I do not. But for you I would

It's for Autumn so you can both match,she's not rocking white one's. What would you have on your feet anyway?

Brogues. Because I'm a classy guy

Very classy,you can't beat that combination.

It does turn a few heads I must say

Is that like a Doncaster thing,is everyone walking around with a pair of Brogues and trackies on? Do you wear a snapback as well?

No, just me so far, I like to think of myself as a trend setter

Should I go for stilettos with my tracksuit then. Don't want to let the side down.

6inch heels minimum "

Just dont expect me to walk

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I know this is a jokey thread but if a guy turned up dressed like that it would be an instant no from me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort "

its whats underneath the trackies that counts Isnt it ?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They should be grateful for what they get tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They should be grateful for what they get tbh."

You could turn up in a bin bag my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

its whats underneath the trackies that counts Isnt it ?!?! "

Mmmm, sweaty bollocks and a pungent bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They should be grateful for what they get tbh."

My thoughts exactly

First it's "bloody men don't turn up"

Then it's "he was wearing the wrong clothes"

What's next? They don't want to meet me because because of my vast stuffed animal collection?

Women!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They should be grateful for what they get tbh.

You could turn up in a bin bag my lovely "

I thought that was to the op then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They should be grateful for what they get tbh.

You could turn up in a bin bag my lovely

I thought that was to the op then."

Not with this mug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had first meets in my pjs so I can’t say anything

Yeah, there was me making an effort dressed as a fireman! "

I was off sick long term with a torn ligament in my arm so I told them I would be in my pjs. I managed to cook some food and get tipsy. It wasn’t a sex meet. Another was about 2 in the morning so I told them would be in pyjamas and not changing.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

What about if she had a packet of walkers prawn cocktail crisps?

Pffft can't please them all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad "

What a bitch!

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Mind you tracky bottoms you scruffy bugger!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont you hate it when you've arranged a casual meet so you throw on a hoody and a pair tracky bottoms and she turns up dressed up to the nines

Talk about making us look bad

What a bitch! "

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

its whats underneath the trackies that counts Isnt it ?!?!

Mmmm, sweaty bollocks and a pungent bumhole "

Quick shower he'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

its whats underneath the trackies that counts Isnt it ?!?!

Mmmm, sweaty bollocks and a pungent bumhole

Quick shower he'll be fine "

I keep a baby wipe on my boxers.

Little life hack for you all there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" always dress to impress like the ladies do OP or suffer the consequences !!

If im going to be judged on solely on what i wear and not who i am, then i'll suffer the consequences and I'll do it in comfort

its whats underneath the trackies that counts Isnt it ?!?!

Mmmm, sweaty bollocks and a pungent bumhole

Quick shower he'll be fine

I keep a baby wipe on my boxers.

Little life hack for you all there"

Sorted .... smelling like a babys bum

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