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If you were given 5 minutes with the poster above...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

....what would you do with them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boil an egg?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

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Make them a nice cuppa

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea"

Tell him a story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shave his chest lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him to give me a bear hug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy her a drink and get to know her.

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

Take your red dress off.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story "

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile offer them a coffee....

And think pure filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Five minutes? Make her laugh.

In fact if I dropped my pwnts that would do it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Have the hottest 5min quickie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Have the hottest 5min quickie

I’m game!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story

Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course)

Arm wrestle

Can we do it in 5?

Have the hottest 5min quickie

I’m game!

69 race to see who cums first

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man

Have a nice cup of tea

Tell him a story "

Ooh!

*sits comfortably, best beloved*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick game of buckaroo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Motorboating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a lot in 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a lot in 5 minutes "

Spank me for 5mins

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf..."

Get him to prove this

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By *atford69Man over a year ago

bedford

Lots of naughty things!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick game of buckaroo

Talk rugby

Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf...

Get him to prove this

Take a selfie with her Harry Potter pj.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Lots of naughty things! "

Not a lot in 5 mins

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By *atford69Man over a year ago

bedford

"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins

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id give it a good go!!!

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By *x3anteexxCouple over a year ago

NW Cheshire

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins

id give it a good go!!!

Im not build for speed...

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By *atford69Man over a year ago

bedford

"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins

id give it a good go!!!

Im not build for speed..."
id carry you..!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Lots of naughty things!

Not a lot in 5 mins

id give it a good go!!!

Im not build for speed...id carry you..! "

Hello

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By *ovelock4Man over a year ago

Croydon

Talk about cycling, probably.

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By *ee funMan over a year ago

north Wales

Cold beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cold beer"
shots!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold beer shots!"

Sit on your face

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By *ovelock4Man over a year ago

Croydon

No jäegermeister!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game "
mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make a mess xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it"

Yep join in with the till me all about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make them do squats in front of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummm let me think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ironing

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smalls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a gym session

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pluck his chest hair.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke "

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke "
have a game of scrabble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around"

Tell him there is only one will lookalike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

Tell him there is only one will lookalike. "

Hit the gym and have a good workout

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man over a year ago

woodhall spa

Make eggy bread

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Have a gym session

Tell a joke

Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around

Tell him there is only one will lookalike. "

Ha! Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be getting any lookalike gigs anytime soon...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a pint?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pint with me, flirt with Mrs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..."

Ooooh a steamy sauna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..."

Smashing, what you having?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join the sauna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

make sure it's extra steamy

;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"make sure it's extra steamy

;)"

I'm sure it will be after the fun begins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

We would beg for another hour at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A splendid chuckle and fumble

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"A splendid chuckle and fumble

Walk on the beach

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

"A splendid chuckle and fumble

Walk on the beach

Anything she asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nude beach

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"A nude beach "

Go ten pin bowling

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By *atford69Man over a year ago

bedford

"A nude beach

Go ten pin bowling

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naked!

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple over a year ago

telford

"A nude beach

Go ten pin bowling

naked! "

Ask to wash up naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask them about the red lips x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cold shower after

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask them about the red lips x"

Iron a shirt for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Have fun with bold brat while the other guy is ironing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

I’ll get a tray and open a tab...

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By *auce potsCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started

Watch him play with his guitar.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask them about the red lips x

Iron a shirt for me?

Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started

Watch him play with his guitar.....

Find out where the lady of the couple sourced that lovely red lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady...

3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady

I’ll get a tray and open a tab...

in that case, better get a room too !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........"

Boob time

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........

Boob time

5 mins if whateve they wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try on your stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending!

Snog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending!

Yaaaas! Bend over then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try on your stockings

Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!!

Have I turned you?

I’m prone to bending!

Yaaaas! Bend over then...

Bend her over in her stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll take a back rub. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll take a back rub. Thanks!"

Cover your body in pepper and sneeze all over you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do sit UP's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do sit UP's"

Aww.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do sit UP's

Aww."

He can wash my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lick him "

I would advise against it. Unless you want to cough up hairballs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm.not sure 5 mins would be enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch him and Egomaniac get it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hropmMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]"

Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wet willy his ear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch him and Egomaniac get it on

redrooster2000, time to take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]

Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos"

Steal his wine and get him to give me a back massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d only need 3 at most

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"5?

I’d only need 3 at most

DVP for 5

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By *ig Chris75Man over a year ago

Sandbach

Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol"

Plot twist - that's the man in the jeans.

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By *rspecs95Man over a year ago

hayes

"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol"

Quick pint ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly a kite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wander with pooch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A giggle and big chat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A giggle and big chat."

Ask for another 10 minuets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A giggle and big chat.

Ask for another 10 minuets "

A minuet is a dance, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think 5 minutes would be long enough for what I'd like to do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with his beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play with his beard."

I would send nukes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would bring my mate Corbyn to chat to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would bring my mate Corbyn to chat to him.

He's too busy with JezFest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj."

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A giggle and big chat.

Ask for another 10 minuets

A minuet is a dance, I’m in

See you soon then.

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By *lymanMan over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Boil an egg

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Chat and a pint in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after. "

No! 5 minutes would be up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chat and a pint in the pub.

Soon sort that out bud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit.

Or give a 5 min bj.

Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after.

No! 5 minutes would be up."

Next time then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint a butterfly on his bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play with his beard.

I would send nukes."

8000 of them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint a butterfly on his bum"

Artistic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at clouds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic. "

Skip the foreplay straight yo Bed

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic. "

Shave him....

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By *rspecs95Man over a year ago

hayes

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him...."

Massage

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By *urbo-boosterMan over a year ago

cork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him...."

Cheaper than the barber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at clouds

Make shapes out of them?

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber "

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean

Can’t clean a dirty mind

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By *hropmMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Paint a butterfly on his bum

Artistic.

Shave him....

Cheaper than the barber

Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean

Kiss them lovely red lips

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Kiss them lovely red lips "

Ask him where we can park for next months 80s concert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speed chess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Speed chess

Connect 4.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Speed chess

Connect 4."

Get directions to Dublin

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Speed chess

Connect 4.

Get directions to Dublin"

Eat cake and rub him down with a dry towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play kiss Chase in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Play kiss Chase in the garden"

Snog and rub his hairy chest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speed round of naked twister

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

Eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discuss the Dutch concept of total football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuff. Stuff would happen.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Stuff. Stuff would happen. "

Motorboating for 5 minutes straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good old chat, some flirting and some domination

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dry hump. No time for tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss her from head to toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint him red.

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

Make him a brew

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By *almtreesMan over a year ago

chesterfield

Turn the air blue like the beautiful lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him a beer

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Buy him a beer

Allow to dominate me

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]"

Buy her a new frock

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]

Buy her a new frock "

Model said frock

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]

Buy her a new frock

Model said frock

Look under said frock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spank!

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

"Spank!"

Spank..!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Spank!

Spank..!"

Spank the wife, let both spank me

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

You definitely deserve a spanking

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