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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man " Make them a nice cuppa | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man " Have a nice cup of tea | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea" Tell him a story | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story " Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) " Arm wrestle | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) Arm wrestle " Can we do it in 5? | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) Arm wrestle Can we do it in 5? " Five minutes? Make her laugh. In fact if I dropped my pwnts that would do it! | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) Arm wrestle Can we do it in 5? " Have the hottest 5min quickie | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) Arm wrestle Can we do it in 5? Have the hottest 5min quickie " I’m game! | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story Hmmm....some nice World Cup discussion including the obligatory ‘We won it in ‘66!’ and a pint me thinks (assuming he is interested in footy of course) Arm wrestle Can we do it in 5? Have the hottest 5min quickie I’m game! " 69 race to see who cums first | |||
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"Teach him the rules of rugby so he can be a man Have a nice cup of tea Tell him a story " Ooh! *sits comfortably, best beloved* | |||
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"Quick game of buckaroo " Talk rugby | |||
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"Quick game of buckaroo Talk rugby " Motorboating | |||
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"Not a lot in 5 minutes " Spank me for 5mins | |||
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"Quick game of buckaroo Talk rugby " Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf... | |||
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"Quick game of buckaroo Talk rugby Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf..." Get him to prove this | |||
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"Quick game of buckaroo Talk rugby Try and convince her I'm a relative of Billy Vunipola, and I've been sent on his behalf... Get him to prove this " Take a selfie with her Harry Potter pj. | |||
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"Lots of naughty things! " Not a lot in 5 mins | |||
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"Lots of naughty things! Not a lot in 5 mins " id give it a good go!!! | |||
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"Lots of naughty things! Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!! " Im not build for speed... | |||
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"Lots of naughty things! Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!! Im not build for speed..." id carry you..! | |||
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"Lots of naughty things! Not a lot in 5 mins id give it a good go!!! Im not build for speed...id carry you..! " Hello | |||
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"Cold beer" shots! | |||
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"Cold beer shots!" Sit on your face | |||
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"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game " mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it | |||
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"As usual with these posts, people constantly skip over the one directly above to try to come onto a woman, it always ruins the nature of the game mix a cocktail and say tell me all about it" Yep join in with the till me all about it | |||
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"Have a gym session " Tell a joke | |||
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"Have a gym session Tell a joke " Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around | |||
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"Have a gym session Tell a joke " have a game of scrabble | |||
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"Have a gym session Tell a joke Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around" Tell him there is only one will lookalike. | |||
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"Have a gym session Tell a joke Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around Tell him there is only one will lookalike. " Hit the gym and have a good workout | |||
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"Have a gym session Tell a joke Pick out some nice underwear and politely turn around Tell him there is only one will lookalike. " Ha! Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be getting any lookalike gigs anytime soon... | |||
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"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..." Ooooh a steamy sauna | |||
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"pint with me, flirt with Mrs..." Smashing, what you having? | |||
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"make sure it's extra steamy ;)" I'm sure it will be after the fun begins. | |||
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"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady... 3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady" We would beg for another hour at least | |||
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"A splendid chuckle and fumble " Walk on the beach | |||
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"A splendid chuckle and fumble Walk on the beach " Anything she asked | |||
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"A nude beach " Go ten pin bowling | |||
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"A nude beach Go ten pin bowling " naked! | |||
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"A nude beach Go ten pin bowling naked! " Ask to wash up naked | |||
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"Ask them about the red lips x" Iron a shirt for me? | |||
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"Ask them about the red lips x Iron a shirt for me? " Have fun with bold brat while the other guy is ironing | |||
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"Ask them about the red lips x Iron a shirt for me? " Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started | |||
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"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady... 3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady" I’ll get a tray and open a tab... | |||
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"Ask them about the red lips x Iron a shirt for me? Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started " Watch him play with his guitar..... | |||
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"Ask them about the red lips x Iron a shirt for me? Panick about what to do in 5 minutes then look in disbelief when the times up and I haven't even started Watch him play with his guitar..... " Find out where the lady of the couple sourced that lovely red lingerie. | |||
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"a real ale for me, a mojito for the lady... 3 or 4 of those, and she stops being a lady I’ll get a tray and open a tab..." in that case, better get a room too ! | |||
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"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........" Boob time | |||
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"5 minutes of oral sex then keep putting the clock back........ Boob time " 5 mins if whateve they wanted XX | |||
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"Try on your stockings " Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! | |||
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"Try on your stockings Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! " Have I turned you? | |||
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"Try on your stockings Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! Have I turned you? " I’m prone to bending! | |||
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"Try on your stockings Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! Have I turned you? I’m prone to bending! " Snog | |||
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"Try on your stockings Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! Have I turned you? I’m prone to bending! " Yaaaas! Bend over then... | |||
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"Try on your stockings Five minutes wouldn’t be enough!!! Have I turned you? I’m prone to bending! Yaaaas! Bend over then... " Bend her over in her stockings | |||
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"I’ll take a back rub. Thanks!" Cover your body in pepper and sneeze all over you. | |||
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"Do sit UP's" Aww. | |||
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"Do sit UP's Aww." He can wash my car | |||
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"Lick him " I would advise against it. Unless you want to cough up hairballs. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24]" Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos | |||
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"Watch him and Egomaniac get it on " redrooster2000, time to take one for the team. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/06/18 21:55:24] Open a bottle of red chat see where it gos" Steal his wine and get him to give me a back massage | |||
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"5? I’d only need 3 at most " DVP for 5 | |||
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"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol" Plot twist - that's the man in the jeans. | |||
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"Probably stare at that wownderful bottom in jeans.... lol" Quick pint ? | |||
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"A giggle and big chat." Ask for another 10 minuets | |||
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"A giggle and big chat. Ask for another 10 minuets " A minuet is a dance, I’m in | |||
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"Play with his beard." I would send nukes. | |||
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"I would bring my mate Corbyn to chat to him. " He's too busy with JezFest | |||
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"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit. Or give a 5 min bj." Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after. | |||
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"A giggle and big chat. Ask for another 10 minuets A minuet is a dance, I’m in " See you soon then. | |||
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"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit. Or give a 5 min bj. Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after. " No! 5 minutes would be up. | |||
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"Chat and a pint in the pub. " Soon sort that out bud. | |||
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"Sit down and discuss the long term financial implications of Brexit. Or give a 5 min bj. Erm option 2 please. We can plan the financial chat after. No! 5 minutes would be up." Next time then. | |||
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"Play with his beard. I would send nukes." 8000 of them? | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum" Artistic. | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. " Skip the foreplay straight yo Bed | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. " Shave him.... | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. Shave him...." Massage | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. Shave him...." Cheaper than the barber | |||
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"Look at clouds " Make shapes out of them? | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. Shave him.... Cheaper than the barber " Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. Shave him.... Cheaper than the barber Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean " Can’t clean a dirty mind | |||
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"Paint a butterfly on his bum Artistic. Shave him.... Cheaper than the barber Then scrub him in the bath so he is clean " Kiss them lovely red lips | |||
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" Kiss them lovely red lips " Ask him where we can park for next months 80s concert | |||
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"Speed chess " Connect 4. | |||
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"Speed chess Connect 4." Get directions to Dublin | |||
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"Speed chess Connect 4. Get directions to Dublin" Eat cake and rub him down with a dry towel | |||
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"Play kiss Chase in the garden" Snog and rub his hairy chest! | |||
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"Stuff. Stuff would happen. " Motorboating for 5 minutes straight | |||
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"Buy him a beer " Allow to dominate me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19]" Buy her a new frock | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19] Buy her a new frock " Model said frock | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 10:08:19] Buy her a new frock Model said frock " Look under said frock | |||
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"Spank!" Spank..! | |||
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"Spank! Spank..!" Spank the wife, let both spank me | |||
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