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Calm down ladies . Don't want you getting hurt in the stampede . But OP in all seriousness dude , that isn't going to work . Try talking to some of the ladies and have a laugh and get to know them first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calm down ladies . Don't want you getting hurt in the stampede . But OP in all seriousness dude , that isn't going to work . Try talking to some of the ladies and have a laugh and get to know them first then ask for a blowjob "
Oh so that’s how to get a blowjob.. cheers mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox 
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards "
That's a no from you then? |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
That's a no from you then? "
A no is an understatement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would but I need to wash my hair  . So I'll let one of the other ladies go for it instead "
Will bring the purple shampoo that seems popular these days |
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards "
Help him out, you’re local! |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Help him out, you’re local!"
As someone has pointed out
Not for all the tea in China |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards "
Really |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Really "
Ok ok some of the ladies have standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Really
Ok ok some of the ladies have standards"
That’s more like it..Good Girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it "
Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though."
I guess all ladies have gone to give him a blowjob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting. Will just have to wait for the Mrs to get home I guess"
But you are here as a single guy? Does she know you are keeping her as last resort? Does she know you are on fab looking for blowjobs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Still waiting. Will just have to wait for the Mrs to get home I guess"
I'm surprised that you didn't have then queuing up. I did see a queue all the way back to Hatfield but that must of been for something else |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"
I'd maybe mention that on your profile then.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"
With respect to your status... maybe if you changed your approach? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Is that confidence... or stupidity?  "
Only one way to find out I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Confidence?
Thats confidence is it? "
You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you? |
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"We have a couples profile too. She doesn’t mind me having a singles profile, in fact she gets turned on by my daily exploits/meets. Just not today though by the looks of it"
If you have a couples profile why are you using your single male profile to look for someone to join you for a threesome with your Mrs?
Surely it would be easier and have a greater chance of success if you used your couples profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Confidence?
Thats confidence is it?
You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you? "
I could sweetie
But I dont need to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Confidence?
Thats confidence is it?
You post a thread asking men to lick your pussy.. you couldn’t, could you?
I could sweetie
But I dont need to"
Prove it |
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Maybe it's just coincidence, or possibly the OP has a psychic link with his Mrs. But it's strange how they both log on and log off at the same time considering his Mrs isn't with him and she controls the nice new couples profile. |
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By *apstarMan
over a year ago
Harpenden |
"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards "
Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )"
Or even Harpenden |
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By *apstarMan
over a year ago
Harpenden |
"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )
Or even Harpenden "
Even the women round here have a bit of class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Write it on your status, so people in your area can see it. But be prepared for influx of messages that will no doubt fill your inbox
No the ladies in Welwyn Garden have standards
Try Luton mate ( sorry 2 the few decaint people there )
Or even Harpenden
Even the women round here have a bit of class "
Blowjobs are banned in Luton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around 
The only thing flying around, are the requests for one 
Come on, you know you want to "
Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought |
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"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around
The only thing flying around, are the requests for one
Come on, you know you want to
Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought "
hmm now there's a thought |
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"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around
The only thing flying around, are the requests for one
Come on, you know you want to
Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought "
I’ll give you a tenner for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around
The only thing flying around, are the requests for one
Come on, you know you want to
Oh yes. My knickers are wet at the thought "
Ermmm i think you have got it wrong, he wants blowjob, should you say your mouth watering? |
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Did we know the time to turn up? I can see this becoming a mess, with all the crossed wires.
I'm a bit concerned with his Carbon footprint, having huge volumes of travellers heading to Welwyn. At least there's nourishment  on offer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...
£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol
I'll take your word for that..... "
And £20 quid |
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"Did we know the time to turn up? I can see this becoming a mess, with all the crossed wires. "
That's a good point. I pity the fourth person turning up and having to try and coax a flaccid and dishevelled penis into action |
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"Op seriously?
US women are not gonna go for that
Maybe rethink your approach ans expectations of fab."
Yep, as nice as they can be, I wouldn’t expect any ladies to fly over from the US just to give me a blowjob! If you want an American, at least offer to pay their air fare! |
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"You have to admire his confidence
Mate, let’s suppose a lady says yes how would you go about it
Cock in the mouth is the usual way, they don't literally blow on your cock though."
Ha, I have known some ladies who do - literally!!! |
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"I could really do with one today to if offers are flying around
Blow jobs are flying around today, catch one if you can "
Yep, the blow-job bird is an endangered species according to the RSPB. If you see one, you need to report it. Careful, it tends to prey on suckers! |
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"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...
£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol
I'll take your word for that.....
And £20 quid "
Aww, if you're that desperate I'll chat to you for £20....can't stay long though, got to tidy my bedroom! |
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The OP’s mistake was overtly his proposed location. I’ve been sitting in a lay-by just outside of Maidenhead and have thus far procured five blowjobs today, simply by flagging down passing motorists.
....The fact that they were all from sweaty truck drivers is entirely irrelevant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think with that attitude it might be best to pay the £20...
£20 really what would that get these days a 10 minute chat at road side lol
I'll take your word for that..... "
Well that's a first no one takes my word on things get your jacket and things we are off to get married |
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