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For those blatantly ignored ... Part 2!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Welcome back xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Blimey! The first one filled up quicker than Usain Bolt taking a piss!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

The habitual forumites are gonna be well pissed at all this attention not focussed on them.

If I were them I'd divebomb this thread and overtake it with mutual backslapping. As Hicks said to Ripley "It's the only way to be sure."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blimey! The first one filled up quicker than Usain Bolt taking a piss!

Maybe someone being caring ain't such a bad thing after all

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

By the way Coquette69, I always like your posts.

Etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The habitual forumites are gonna be well pissed at all this attention not focussed on them.

If I were them I'd divebomb this thread and overtake it with mutual backslapping. As Hicks said to Ripley "It's the only way to be sure.""

The rest of us will ignore them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"By the way Coquette69, I always like your posts.

Etc."

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... ... ... who gets to claim the kill for the last one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was quick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... ... ... who gets to claim the kill for the last one

Whoever wants to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was quick!

Wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I blinked and it was all over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... ... ... who gets to claim the kill for the last one

Whoever wants to

No no this is important... it all counts for the stats XD

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The habitual forumites are gonna be well pissed at all this attention not focussed on them.

If I were them I'd divebomb this thread and overtake it with mutual backslapping. As Hicks said to Ripley "It's the only way to be sure.”"

There were a fair few popular forumites in the last thread, claiming to be ignored.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moving too fast for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... ... ... who gets to claim the kill for the last one

Whoever wants to

No no this is important... it all counts for the stats XD"

So you claim it if you want

I really don't mind ... It's like picking sports teams at school, I hated that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The habitual forumites are gonna be well pissed at all this attention not focussed on them.

If I were them I'd divebomb this thread and overtake it with mutual backslapping. As Hicks said to Ripley "It's the only way to be sure.”

There were a fair few popular forumites in the last thread, claiming to be ignored.

Was there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Moving too fast for me

It'll slow down soon ... Everyone will go back to the popular threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back in hugs to all again xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

Like that ?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello gorgeous blue eyed boy

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi

Hello gorgeous blue eyed boy

you on fire this evening!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

Like that ?

Oooooh that’s it!

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By *r on the EdgeMan over a year ago

accrington

Joining the partaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... ... ... who gets to claim the kill for the last one

Whoever wants to

No no this is important... it all counts for the stats XD

So you claim it if you want

I really don't mind ... It's like picking sports teams at school, I hated that too

..No....there was another...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hello gorgeous blue eyed boy

you on fire this evening!"

Nah not me, I'm more like a wet, expanded lettuce leaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

Like that ?

Oooooh that’s it!"

I know these things you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Joining the partaaaaay

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?"

Stash me some wine away please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get ignored all the time. And I always have an empty (inbox).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 21:35:19]"

Speak up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?

Stash me some wine away please

Absolutely, white or red?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get ignored all the time. And I always have an empty (inbox).

Can't help with your box but you're welcome here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?

Stash me some wine away please

Absolutely, white or red?"

Red or rose please

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Was there?"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I fall into this group now, I've not been around much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi..... hallo is there anybody out there......

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

Like that ?

Oooooh that’s it!

I know these things you know

I can see you do......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 21:35:19]

Speak up

If you didn't read that last line from us in your head with yoda's voice we can't be friends...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fall into this group now, I've not been around much "

Oh no you don't, however, all are welcome here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fall into this group now, I've not been around much "

I doubt you class as being ignored!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi..... hallo is there anybody out there......

Geeky x"

Me for a start. It's not much but it stated you off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I fall into this group now, I've not been around much

Oh no you don't, however, all are welcome here tonight

I don't know, unless I make a ridiculous thread I am.

But thankyou.

Cockstopper for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*"

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay part 2

I can see this topic having lots and lots of parts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I blinked and it was all over!

I blink slowly

So do I usually a double blink

Like that ?

Oooooh that’s it!

I know these things you know

I can see you do......"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 21:35:19]

Speak up

If you didn't read that last line from us in your head with yoda's voice we can't be friends...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?

Stash me some wine away please

Absolutely, white or red?

Red or rose please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fall into this group now, I've not been around much

Oh no you don't, however, all are welcome here tonight

I don't know, unless I make a ridiculous thread I am.

But thankyou.

Cockstopper for you

Yay! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay part 2

I can see this topic having lots and lots of parts

Someone else will need to keep it going most daytime's as I'm too busy at work to keep it running

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Squeezing back in with a few bottles of wine and a particularly nice 50 year old Macallan single malt.

Anyone for a libation or 2?

Stash me some wine away please

Absolutely, white or red?

Red or rose please

Done

Lovely stuff thanks

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Evening lovely people mwah mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening lovely people mwah mwah

You're definitely not ignored on here but because you're so lovely you're more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is just what you need OP!! Sending big squishy hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ta da!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get ignored all the time. And I always have an empty (inbox).

Can't help with your box but you're welcome here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 21:35:19]

Speak up

If you didn't read that last line from us in your head with yoda's voice we can't be friends...

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Hi can you see me I seem to have an invisible cloak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is just what you need OP!! Sending big squishy hugs

Xxxxxxxxxx "

I'm spreading them around to all who want or need them

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ta da!!!!!!

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi can you see me I seem to have an invisible cloak. "

My powers are amazing I can everyone who enters this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ta da!!!!!!

Evening

Evening, this is an odd experience. A reply!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ta da!!!!!!

Evening

Evening, this is an odd experience. A reply!"

This is an inclusive thread for those otherwise ignored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im slipping into obscurity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

I can’t believe that at all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8===¤ ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8===¤ ???"

I'm not multi lingual, but ... Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanders in with a pretty smile

and a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 21:59:55]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wanders in with a pretty smile

and a cup of tea

Don't spill that tea will you?

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that "

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanders in with a pretty smile

and a cup of tea

Don't spill that tea will you?

Hello

i never spill tea lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs"

Of orange juice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wanders in with a pretty smile

and a cup of tea

Don't spill that tea will you?

Hello

i never spill tea lol"

That's the spirit!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

I can’t believe that at all!"

Tis true

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x"

Shall we bring a picnic? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x

Shall we bring a picnic? x"

Oh lovely yes. X

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a quick tip to save ones feelings though; rather than feel the pain and ignominy of being ignored on here, instead pride yourself on your social camouflage skills. There you go; feels much better doesn’t it? No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x

Shall we bring a picnic? x

Oh lovely yes. X"

With champagne AND prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x

Shall we bring a picnic? x

Oh lovely yes. X

With champagne AND prosecco

Fantastic. Id better cut the crusts of these sandwiches then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im slipping into obscurity

Just sit back under your tree and make room for the rest of us

Its branches are wide and accommodating x

Shall we bring a picnic? x

Oh lovely yes. X

With champagne AND prosecco

Fantastic. Id better cut the crusts of these sandwiches then.

Trimtiger is in charge of the games

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By *ubenesque.Woman over a year ago

over by there

Says Hello in a very quiet voice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why oh why am i so ignored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Says quiet joke that someone else repeats louder. They take all the credit.*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Says Hello in a very quiet voice. "

Shouts HELLO and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why oh why am i so ignored

You're not you daftie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Says quiet joke that someone else repeats louder. They take all the credit.*"

Speak up a little and take your own credit ... Tell me one now please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle"

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Invisible here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

You're not ignored though, you're a very popular lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs Invisible here. "

I see ya!

Prosecco or champers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Invisible here. "

*waves* Hello

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Mrs Invisible here. "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Says quiet joke that someone else repeats louder. They take all the credit.*

Speak up a little and take your own credit ... Tell me one now please

If you insist!

Q: What is the saddest sauce?

...

A: Melon Coulis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Invisible here. "

Hardly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

You're not ignored though, you're a very popular lady

I went off to get a drink and forgot i was logged on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner..."

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Says quiet joke that someone else repeats louder. They take all the credit.*

Speak up a little and take your own credit ... Tell me one now please

If you insist!

Q: What is the saddest sauce?

...

A: Melon Coulis"

Not actually heard that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not blatantly ignored, just always ignored!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

And i've been a naughty boy in class

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

You're not ignored though, you're a very popular lady

I went off to get a drink and forgot i was logged on

But you're in the party now, what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Hiiiii x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not blatantly ignored, just always ignored!

You're blatantly's brother then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why oh why am i so ignored

You're not you daftie

I know im just kidding im too much of a pest

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

I may as well sign up,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

And i've been a naughty boy in class

Hmmmm, am I going to have to take you in hand and punish you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiiiii x"

Young man!!!

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why oh why am i so ignored

You're not you daftie

I know im just kidding im too much of a pest

Fly?

Wasp?

Sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I may as well sign up, "

Jump in, the water's lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx"

Seconded

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx"

Maybe we need to tell her more often

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

You're not ignored though, you're a very popular lady

I went off to get a drink and forgot i was logged on

But you're in the party now, what would you like? "

Do you have any of that malbec left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx"

Thank you soooooo much ... I just have a caring gene and my nasty one is faulty xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

And i've been a naughty boy in class

Hmmmm, am I going to have to take you in hand and punish you ??

All depends on how naughty you think i've been miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx

Maybe we need to tell her more often "

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I think the ignoring is more surreptitious than blatant but it's a regular fab forum experience for me. I'm so used to it I just drop the odd comment into the internet void and leave. It's quite comfortable really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I have been ignoring you all...

You're not ignored though, you're a very popular lady

I went off to get a drink and forgot i was logged on

But you're in the party now, what would you like?

Do you have any of that malbec left?

Loads of it ... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

And i've been a naughty boy in class

Hmmmm, am I going to have to take you in hand and punish you ??

All depends on how naughty you think i've been miss"

I'll make it up as I go along

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the ignoring is more surreptitious than blatant but it's a regular fab forum experience for me. I'm so used to it I just drop the odd comment into the internet void and leave. It's quite comfortable really."

Thing is, I started this really tongue in cheek but it's turned out to be a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The less you care the happier you will be. It set me free a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Invisible here.

I see ya!

Prosecco or champers?"

Champagne for me please. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me. Look at me.

I'm always ignored me.

*kicks chair*

No kicking of the furniture please, just settle down and help yourself to a drink

If it isn't craft ale served by big boobed maidens then i am not interested

You've lost out then

Always the bridesmaid an all that

Best(ish) behaviour in this thread

I'll settle for tea and big jugs

Of orange juice?

You need plenty of juice to keep your fluids up in this playground

Ohhh! What we playing?

British bulldog

Feckin awesome, used to l

ve that

After that a big game of piggy in the middle

This is gonna be one hell of a fun party

Will you be headmistress?

If you really want me to be

And i've been a naughty boy in class

Hmmmm, am I going to have to take you in hand and punish you ??

All depends on how naughty you think i've been miss

I'll make it up as I go along

Sounds like my day to day life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The less you care the happier you will be. It set me free a long time ago.

That's inherently where I go wrong, I care too much ... But I can't change who I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good at filling voids

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink? "

No thank you, I'm getting you one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The less you care the happier you will be. It set me free a long time ago.

That's inherently where I go wrong, I care too much ... But I can't change who I am

You sound too nice.

Drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs Invisible here.

I see ya!

Prosecco or champers?

Champagne for me please. Cheers. "

Perfectly chilled with one huge strawberry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pops in for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The less you care the happier you will be. It set me free a long time ago.

That's inherently where I go wrong, I care too much ... But I can't change who I am

You sound too nice.

Drink?

I do bark occasionally, but not often.

How can you be too nice? Lol

Wine for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening"

Good evening. Champagne, prosecco, wine or a spirit..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink?

No thank you, I'm getting you one

Thank you.

I could get used to this being served drinks and watching the party go by. You going to out the music on too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pops in for a while"

Ohhh, hello ... What you having??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pops in for a while

Ohhh, hello ... What you having??

Chilled vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink?

No thank you, I'm getting you one

Thank you.

I could get used to this being served drinks and watching the party go by. You going to out the music on too

Hmmmm not sure about that one...not everyone appreciates the 80s like I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pops in for a while

Ohhh, hello ... What you having??

Chilled vodka please

Double, treble or bottle??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx

Maybe we need to tell her more often "

Yes we do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink?

No thank you, I'm getting you one

Thank you.

I could get used to this being served drinks and watching the party go by. You going to out the music on too

Hmmmm not sure about that one...not everyone appreciates the 80s like I do

They've all had a drink. So they will dance to anything...i just stumble from foot to foot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the OP is wonderful and about time she starts believing it!!! Xx

Maybe we need to tell her more often

Yes we do...

Stop it lovelies, you'll make me genuinely emotional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The less you care the happier you will be. It set me free a long time ago.

That's inherently where I go wrong, I care too much ... But I can't change who I am

You sound too nice.

Drink?

I do bark occasionally, but not often.

How can you be too nice? Lol

Wine for me please

In the words of Al Murray - white wine for the lady it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slips back in unnoticed.

Pulls up my rock and curls up in corner...

Get over here and sit next to me ...

... please

Who me?

Yes please my friend

Move up a bit. You want me to get you a drink?

No thank you, I'm getting you one

Thank you.

I could get used to this being served drinks and watching the party go by. You going to out the music on too

Hmmmm not sure about that one...not everyone appreciates the 80s like I do

They've all had a drink. So they will dance to anything...i just stumble from foot to foot...

Sounds a bit like me, shall we dance together under the moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pops in for a while

Ohhh, hello ... What you having??

Chilled vodka please

Double, treble or bottle??

Double but leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pops in for a while

Ohhh, hello ... What you having??

Chilled vodka please

Double, treble or bottle??

Double but leave the bottle

Deal

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Evening.

What times last orders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.

What times last orders

From me Tee, fairly soon, but maybe someone else will keep the bar open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening.

What times last orders

From me Tee, fairly soon, but maybe someone else will keep the bar open

I say a lock in is in order

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Evening.

What times last orders

From me Tee, fairly soon, but maybe someone else will keep the bar open

Just a quick one before bed then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.

What times last orders

From me Tee, fairly soon, but maybe someone else will keep the bar open

I say a lock in is in order"

Will you keep it going then? Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.

What times last orders

From me Tee, fairly soon, but maybe someone else will keep the bar open

Just a quick one before bed then

What about a drink ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening. Champagne, prosecco, wine or a spirit..?"

No alcohol, thanks

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