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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..
And the fact they're called Jurassic! "
And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That dodgy German tank, with modern profiling and design, that crosses the bridge to attack the paras in 'A Bridge Too Far'..!!..frustrates the hell out of me as it spoils what is otherwise a good film...it's like the producer/director had a "fuck it, that'll do" moment! |
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"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha "
Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills"
I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha
Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking "
Thats the word!!
Like in one film the car window was smashed out. Next scene. Boom windows back in. Drives me potty hahaha |
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"I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x"
Oh I hear ya, I could also Jenny right across the mush. I know she had issues, but she was such a user |
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In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fools in horror movies who insist on going down to the cellar to close the window that’s banging in the wind. GTF out and run like the wind FFS. "
There not meant to know its a horror movie whats scary about a cellar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills
I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment..... "
That's why I like John Wick so much. The action is stylish and flashy, but he doesn't fire countless rounds and when he runs out he either reloads or takes another gun. They're the type of action films I like the most. Those that are fairly grounded in reality. I like Arnie and Stallone, but bloody hell the amount of bullets they fire without reloading is unbelievable.
The one thing I do hate is when a character fires three bullets and the slide goes back as if the gun is empty. That always bothers me. It pulls me out of the scene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone calls.
Never say hello/ goodbye.
Never wait 9 frigging rings and then the bloody voicemail kicks in!
Horror films- wandering around in the dark. I'd have the house lit up like Wembley Stadium! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death
But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"
The post credits scene? Was Death mentioned during that, I don't remember it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not a film, but I always used to hate Lee Mack's Not Going Out when they left the door to the flat open. Every single time someone walked through the door they never shut it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death
But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"
Glad I've seen this film twice lol otherwise spoiler ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..
And the fact they're called Jurassic!
And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys"
Hence Bambiraptor
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death
But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie
The post credits scene? Was Death mentioned during that, I don't remember it." yes his lackie says to him if we attack earth is to court death at wich he turns and grins |
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"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills
I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment..... "
I'm well aware of that, but it still annoys the f**k out of me, and everyone else when in the pics I keep yelling "MAGAZINE" lol
Heat is probably one of the few examples of a reasonably done film with regards to that, thankfully they are getting better though. |
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"Fools in horror movies who insist on going down to the cellar to close the window that’s banging in the wind. GTF out and run like the wind FFS.
There not meant to know its a horror movie whats scary about a cellar"
Forgive me. It was a flippant, throw away comment that I’ve already thrown away.  |
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"That the word ‘bastard’ isn’t heard at the end of ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ - so it’s ok to see men shot and beaten up but not to hear the word ‘bastard’. Fuck off, Sergio! "
perhaps rewatch the part where Tuco is bought to jail. Bastard is used a couple of times in that scene as in "One bastard goes in. Two bastards come out!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x"
Fun fact, even though door was big enough for the both of them, it didn't have enough boyancey to support them both
I use the term "fun" very loosely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x
Fun fact, even though door was big enough for the both of them, it didn't have enough boyancey to support them both
I use the term "fun" very loosely"
Two Australian schoolgirls did an experiment or something and they came to the conclusion that if they took of their life jackets and put them under the door it wouldn't sink. They failed to realise that only Rose had one and it was the only thing stopping her from dying of hypothermia. Bit of useless knowledge for everyone there. |
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By *ddmanMan
over a year ago
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Cinematic computer hacking. I get your tech-expert character's skills arn't terribly exciting, but sexing it up with flashy graphics and techno babble makes me cringe.
Thay said, the matrix:reloaded actually includes a credible terminal based drama free exploit attempt that made me smile. |
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"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!
But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters
Agreed... Good film though.
RLC / RE ??"
RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know |
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"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!
But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters
Agreed... Good film though.
RLC / RE ??
RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know"
Good man REspect  |
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"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!
But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters
Agreed... Good film though.
RLC / RE ??
RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know
Good man REspect "
Ah a fellow sapper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios "
Not to mention the size of the runways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People passing out for an hour when Tasered. It’s nothing more than a glorified TENS machine.
Blue flashing lights on police cars when there’s no emergency. FFS it’s an 80 y/o who murdered someone 60 years ago. Turn the bloody lights off! |
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"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!
But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters
Agreed... Good film though.
RLC / RE ??
RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know
Good man REspect
Ah a fellow sapper"
Yes mate, one of God's chosen few  |
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"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios
Not to mention the size of the runways "
Oh yeah I'd forgotten about the runways lol |
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"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..
And the fact they're called Jurassic!
And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys"
The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios
Not to mention the size of the runways "
Fucking hell yes, some of those films piss me off!! |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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Poor continuity such as hair being on the opposite side, hands changing positions, clothes being loose then buttoned up, etc
Why is it people with guns are such poor shots? They miss the target that’s right in front of them!
Another bugbear is 3D and creating scenes to justify the extra money which then detracts from the scene itself.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..
And the fact they're called Jurassic!
And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys
The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified. "
Do u have a lot of 6ft frogs wandering round birmingham someone needs to tell david attenborough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not following through on promise
At the end of the Matrix, Neo was seeing frigging 0s and 1s. The guy could warp the matrix to fit his needs. Matrix 2 was going to see some fucking hardcore reality warping kick ass action. Instead he's just super lame, stuck underground, and goes to some dumb subterranean rave
Similarly. This film called Sphere. There's a sphere at the bottom of the ocean. It turns out that anyone who touches it gets the power to manifest their dreams or worst fears or something like that into reality. Buckle your seat belts for some serious fucking scary shit right? Get ready for some crazy surreal "dreams becoming reality" mayhem! Instead all we get is a bunch of snakes and the sub filling with water. Lame. Lame. Lame.
Soooo many films fall into this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're familiar with the movies location so you notice when they cut from one shot to another that you know is several miles away but the conversation carries on seamlessly. |
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Women screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh girls screaming Ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh Women and girls screaming Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh
Men being the hero. Boys being the hero. Men not screaming when they are about to meet their end ...... they just look like this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death
But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"
I agree. In the comics, Thanos wipes out half the universe to please Lady Death. In the movie, he does it because he has a problem with overpopulation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women going to bed in and waking up with full make up. We all know we look like the seventh circle of hell when we wake up, they’re not fooling anybody! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh girls screaming Ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh Women and girls screaming Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh
Men being the hero. Boys being the hero. Men not screaming when they are about to meet their end ...... they just look like this "
Of corse men are the hero until theres a spider in the bath  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to think that movies never contain enough gritty,mundane realism.No one ever goes to the loo.
But Pulp Fiction changed all that for me...Vincent Vega tells Mia Wallace 'I gotta go take a piss' she holds her hands up and says 'a little too much information'. Later Vincent tells Jules that he's going for a dump and receives a stony faced withering look.
When Vincent emerges from the loo to face Butch with a machine gun,we heard the loo flush but no sounds of handwashing.What happens next serves him right,the dirty bigger.
So on reflection,movies can do without too much toilet.Although,during the diner hold up when Hunny Bunny says 'I gotta go pee' that vulnerability just endears her to me. |
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The plot of every single superhero movie.
A bad person has something that is going to destroy the world/universe
Good person/people fight the baddies for about 2 hours a la Peter Griffin vs The Chicken
The good people win, or if not set it up for yet another sequel.
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Fight scenes where its a group on one person and they all take it in turns to attack...just bloody storm him ffs
Also trained mercenaries who cant hit the person theyre chasing with bullets yet the fleeing bint running in heels, turning every now and then to shoot behind her with no real aim can kill them...jeebus harold christ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get a villain that is clearly no match for the hero but puts up a fight.
E.g. in Cliffhanger, Sylvester Stallone could obviously kick John Lithgows ass in seconds but nearly loses.
I suppose that could be seen as testament to John Lithgows superior acting skills,he is rather good isn't he? |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
It's usually the car fuck ups that I look out for. The usual one is the window smashed then it's not then it is and so on. But ones that stand out most is when a car flips or crashes and you see the hole underneath for the ram they use to flip the car. Fast and furious films are great for that one. Even better when you see there is no engine in them aswell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What annoys me is horror movies involving ghosts/demons. The plots are always the bloody same.
Why can't we have horror movies involving vampires, werewolves or any kind of monster anymore rather than some stupid demon going round possessing people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speaking of horror movie, how are movies like The Purge and Don't Breath horror movies?
The purge is more like a dystopian thriller rather than a horror movie and in Don't Breath, the antagonist is a fucking blind man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there "
The horse had jeans on??!  |
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"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there
The horse had jeans on??! "
Have you not heard of horse Wranglers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there
The horse had jeans on??!
Have you not heard of horse Wranglers "
Nice one! hahahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they make the accompanying music too loud.
When they make the film so dark.
When women are running for their lives through forest, branches tearing at their clothes and hair, yet they emerge as though they just left a Debenhams make-up counter
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True Lies with Annie & Jamie Lee Curtis. Firstly, how can you not know it’s your husband when he winds her up about it all - and secondly, at the end when the gun gets dropped down the stairs, it spins, hitting every step & firing each time it does. Then lo & behold, the shots have miraculously taken out every single bad guy.
Fuck right off!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha
Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking "
Drives me mental and my son is the same. |
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I hate the fact that in virtually all modern films they bleach the onscreen colours with a green filter.
It was stylish when it was first used but now it seems that it’s just considered ‘The norm’. |
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By *eep.Man
over a year ago
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"Shit remakes. The entire film annoys you. Worst offender - for me - The Day The Earth Stood Still."
With you on this. Some movies should be left alone. The Omen is one that stuck in my mind but there have been quite a few horrors rehashed over the years. |
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Supervillains; my top tips.
When you have captured Bond, do not introduce him to your supersexy hot assistant.
Do not take him to your top secret lair and give him a guided tour.
Do not reveal your plans for glabal domination.
Do not leave him alone with aforementioned supersexy hot assistant.
Just shoot the fucker in the head.
Twice. |
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"Unnecessary love storys shoe horned into good films to get the chicks interested. No, you've ruined it.
Katie Holmes in Batman Begins for example. Completely useless and adds nothing to the plot"
Totally agree. My pet hate on that one is Rachel Weisz in Enemy at the Gates. |
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When Marley died. It was obvious it was going to happen but it got to me. Everything was great with the film and they went and done that.
I walked out the room in disgust and get kitchen towel. I had dust in my eyes |
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"Shit remakes. The entire film annoys you. Worst offender - for me - The Day The Earth Stood Still.
With you on this. Some movies should be left alone. The Omen is one that stuck in my mind but there have been quite a few horrors rehashed over the years."
Thank you. I'm an old fart, so I live in fear of them commiting further crimes. As a geek, I would love a remake of Fantastic Voyage - except I know they'd fuck it up. |
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"I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x"
Have not read the entire thread so sorry if anyone has said this.
But lord of the rings.
Why the fuck didn't they use the eagles right from the start fly from the shire and drop the ring into the volcano.
Fikm/book done goodnight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remaking a classic film that everyone loves and then getting pissy with audiences when the remake doesn't do well, ie the Ghostbusters or Guess Who's Coming To Dinner remakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once watched a star trek movie at the cinema (against my will) and made myself very popular by loudly asking why the 'abort self destruct' button on the enterprise couldn't have been installed somewhere a bit more convenient (e.g. next to the captains chair) instead of I'm the bowels of the ship,
calling thè film 'Star Wars' and referring to Doctor Spock.
Apparently this sort of thing really pisses people off. Especially Star Trekkies. |
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"Very fast action in a film, especially when poorly lit so you can't see what's really happening (thinking Batman movies as an eg) Mind you that goes for slower too "
Amen to this; Close angle shots plus fast editing is a staple in many an action scene nowadays, not least of all in fight scenes wherein an actor who may not, shall we say politely, possess the greatest or most graceful of fighting skills, can be made to look ‘awesome’ via camera/editing trickery (Jason Statham - I’m looking at you!).
Remember the late, great Bruce Lee’s fight sequences conversely - wide angle shots and the combinations performed in one fluid take i.e no quick cut edits. Those were the days  |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..
And the fact they're called Jurassic!
And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys
The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified.
Do u have a lot of 6ft frogs wandering round birmingham someone needs to tell david attenborough "
Even in birmingham you gotta kiss a lot of frogs... |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I have 2!
Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!
And my second goes to:
Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!
Gah!
Geeky x
Have not read the entire thread so sorry if anyone has said this.
But lord of the rings.
Why the fuck didn't they use the eagles right from the start fly from the shire and drop the ring into the volcano.
Fikm/book done goodnight."
They had a wizard did they not...to dull to remember for me...why not use his magic?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always hate the girly bit in action films, that are put in to stop girlfriends moaning about going to see them! Stop it! I wanted to see people beating the crap out of eachother or blowing shit up, not realising they are in love or some other similar, sad guff! If I wanted that I would like chick flicks! |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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Why the hero(s) in action films who save the day after creating death and destruction is never asked / made to give a statement by the police ..they just walk / drive off sometimes with the ki@napped person etc..
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