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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That the word ‘bastard’ isn’t heard at the end of ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ - so it’s ok to see men shot and beaten up but not to hear the word ‘bastard’. Fuck off, Sergio!

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films.. "

And the fact they're called Jurassic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

And the fact they're called Jurassic! "

And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

When people use car doors as ballistic cover in a gun fight.

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That dodgy German tank, with modern profiling and design, that crosses the bridge to attack the paras in 'A Bridge Too Far'..!!..frustrates the hell out of me as it spoils what is otherwise a good film...it's like the producer/director had a "fuck it, that'll do" moment!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha "

Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Easter Eggs.

Don't in fact, contain any chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woman/girls falling over when running

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

in horror films like the exorcist if there is a strange noise coming from the attic or from behind a closed door don't go up there or open that bloody door to investigate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills"

I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a scene in Commando where Arne turns a car onto its wheels after a smash, but when he drives away there isn't a scratch on it!!

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By *itzMcGeeCouple  over a year ago

Lancaster

Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Arnie*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha

Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking "

Thats the word!!

Like in one film the car window was smashed out. Next scene. Boom windows back in. Drives me potty hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death

But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie

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By *ickyRoosterMan  over a year ago

Uppendown

Fools in horror movies who insist on going down to the cellar to close the window that’s banging in the wind. GTF out and run like the wind FFS.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x"

Oh I hear ya, I could also Jenny right across the mush. I know she had issues, but she was such a user

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By *tace 309TV/TS  over a year ago

durham

In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fools in horror movies who insist on going down to the cellar to close the window that’s banging in the wind. GTF out and run like the wind FFS. "

There not meant to know its a horror movie whats scary about a cellar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment....."

That's why I like John Wick so much. The action is stylish and flashy, but he doesn't fire countless rounds and when he runs out he either reloads or takes another gun. They're the type of action films I like the most. Those that are fairly grounded in reality. I like Arnie and Stallone, but bloody hell the amount of bullets they fire without reloading is unbelievable.

The one thing I do hate is when a character fires three bullets and the slide goes back as if the gun is empty. That always bothers me. It pulls me out of the scene.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phone calls.

Never say hello/ goodbye.

Never wait 9 frigging rings and then the bloody voicemail kicks in!

Horror films- wandering around in the dark. I'd have the house lit up like Wembley Stadium!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death

But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"

The post credits scene? Was Death mentioned during that, I don't remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not a film, but I always used to hate Lee Mack's Not Going Out when they left the door to the flat open. Every single time someone walked through the door they never shut it.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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The only witness to a mass/supernatural murder and they protect them by having one police car stationed outside their house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death

But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"

Glad I've seen this film twice lol otherwise spoiler !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

And the fact they're called Jurassic!

And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys"

Hence Bambiraptor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fingers on triggers irritates me, especially if a character is supposed to be a bloody soldier or police officer. They're taught not to do it.

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By *itzMcGeeCouple  over a year ago

Lancaster


"Fingers on triggers irritates me, especially if a character is supposed to be a bloody soldier or police officer. They're taught not to do it."

Mrs calls me a geek when I notice it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death

But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie

The post credits scene? Was Death mentioned during that, I don't remember it."

yes his lackie says to him if we attack earth is to court death at wich he turns and grins

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

I have been technical advisor on such things. what you need to understand is that reality is sacrificed to achieve whatever the director wants to portray visually. I always used to demonstrate what what really happen and they would tweak it to their vision. Sometimes it is quite close and sometimes it is a total departure. It's just entertainment....."

I'm well aware of that, but it still annoys the f**k out of me, and everyone else when in the pics I keep yelling "MAGAZINE" lol

Heat is probably one of the few examples of a reasonably done film with regards to that, thankfully they are getting better though.

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By *ickyRoosterMan  over a year ago

Uppendown


"Fools in horror movies who insist on going down to the cellar to close the window that’s banging in the wind. GTF out and run like the wind FFS.

There not meant to know its a horror movie whats scary about a cellar"

Forgive me. It was a flippant, throw away comment that I’ve already thrown away.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"That the word ‘bastard’ isn’t heard at the end of ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ - so it’s ok to see men shot and beaten up but not to hear the word ‘bastard’. Fuck off, Sergio! "

perhaps rewatch the part where Tuco is bought to jail. Bastard is used a couple of times in that scene as in "One bastard goes in. Two bastards come out!"

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters"

Agreed... Good film though.

RLC / RE ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x"

Fun fact, even though door was big enough for the both of them, it didn't have enough boyancey to support them both

I use the term "fun" very loosely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x

Fun fact, even though door was big enough for the both of them, it didn't have enough boyancey to support them both

I use the term "fun" very loosely"

Two Australian schoolgirls did an experiment or something and they came to the conclusion that if they took of their life jackets and put them under the door it wouldn't sink. They failed to realise that only Rose had one and it was the only thing stopping her from dying of hypothermia. Bit of useless knowledge for everyone there.

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

When any animal gets killed. No need for that shit, it makes

me

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By *ddmanMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Cinematic computer hacking. I get your tech-expert character's skills arn't terribly exciting, but sexing it up with flashy graphics and techno babble makes me cringe.

Thay said, the matrix:reloaded actually includes a credible terminal based drama free exploit attempt that made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Armageddon - how is it for easier to train drillers to be astronauts, than astronauts to drill?

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By *itzMcGeeCouple  over a year ago

Lancaster


"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters

Agreed... Good film though.

RLC / RE ??"

RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters

Agreed... Good film though.

RLC / RE ??

RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know"

Good man REspect

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By *itzMcGeeCouple  over a year ago

Lancaster


"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters

Agreed... Good film though.

RLC / RE ??

RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know

Good man REspect "

Ah a fellow sapper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios "

Not to mention the size of the runways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People passing out for an hour when Tasered. It’s nothing more than a glorified TENS machine.

Blue flashing lights on police cars when there’s no emergency. FFS it’s an 80 y/o who murdered someone 60 years ago. Turn the bloody lights off!

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By *vengers seekingCouple  over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

The bullshit about you only using 10% of your brain.

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By *ve 66Woman  over a year ago

Blackwood

Really bugs me when they use huge stars to voice cartoon film such as SHREK and TOY STORY ... unknowns would be just as good and hell of a lot cheaper. Then again just call me EBENEZER

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Being ex eod - all of hurt locker, he would be dead in days if he pulled that shit for real!

But real life doesn't make for Hollywood blockbusters

Agreed... Good film though.

RLC / RE ??

RE - I was search tbh but takes too long to explain to those wot don't know

Good man REspect

Ah a fellow sapper"

Yes mate, one of God's chosen few

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"The bullshit about you only using 10% of your brain.

"

Oh I'm not so sure on that one, I'm positive I've met a few people who've struggled to use 1% of their brain

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios

Not to mention the size of the runways "

Oh yeah I'd forgotten about the runways lol

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

And the fact they're called Jurassic!

And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys"

The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The gearboxes in Fast and furious series... I mean really !! The gearboxes would need to be the size of a transit van to accommodate that number of ratios

Not to mention the size of the runways "

Fucking hell yes, some of those films piss me off!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women fucking screaming. Why oh why is there always a woman and they make her out to be stupid. Leave her out of the film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When a couple been shagging all night doing all kinda dirty stuff but next morning she must pull the duvet up to her neck so he cant see her naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know it’s not a film - but how did Jack Bauer get through whole days in 24 without needing the loo?

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Poor continuity such as hair being on the opposite side, hands changing positions, clothes being loose then buttoned up, etc

Why is it people with guns are such poor shots? They miss the target that’s right in front of them!

Another bugbear is 3D and creating scenes to justify the extra money which then detracts from the scene itself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

And the fact they're called Jurassic!

And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys

The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified. "

Do u have a lot of 6ft frogs wandering round birmingham someone needs to tell david attenborough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not following through on promise

At the end of the Matrix, Neo was seeing frigging 0s and 1s. The guy could warp the matrix to fit his needs. Matrix 2 was going to see some fucking hardcore reality warping kick ass action. Instead he's just super lame, stuck underground, and goes to some dumb subterranean rave

Similarly. This film called Sphere. There's a sphere at the bottom of the ocean. It turns out that anyone who touches it gets the power to manifest their dreams or worst fears or something like that into reality. Buckle your seat belts for some serious fucking scary shit right? Get ready for some crazy surreal "dreams becoming reality" mayhem! Instead all we get is a bunch of snakes and the sub filling with water. Lame. Lame. Lame.

Soooo many films fall into this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're familiar with the movies location so you notice when they cut from one shot to another that you know is several miles away but the conversation carries on seamlessly.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Wifi speeds on movies with a lot of computer scenes or that characters can actually get a mobile signal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

really bad CGI

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By *afadaoMan  over a year ago

Staines


"Easter Eggs.

Don't in fact, contain any chocolate."

Is there a more valid reason for demanding a refund?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Women screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh girls screaming Ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh Women and girls screaming Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh

Men being the hero. Boys being the hero. Men not screaming when they are about to meet their end ...... they just look like this

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

The dying phone battery or no signal is lazy writing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the end of avengers assemble where thanos is courting death

But has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie"

I agree. In the comics, Thanos wipes out half the universe to please Lady Death. In the movie, he does it because he has a problem with overpopulation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women going to bed in and waking up with full make up. We all know we look like the seventh circle of hell when we wake up, they’re not fooling anybody!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Women screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh girls screaming Ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh Women and girls screaming Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh

Men being the hero. Boys being the hero. Men not screaming when they are about to meet their end ...... they just look like this "

Of corse men are the hero until theres a spider in the bath

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr

Shit remakes. The entire film annoys you. Worst offender - for me - The Day The Earth Stood Still.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to think that movies never contain enough gritty,mundane realism.No one ever goes to the loo.

But Pulp Fiction changed all that for me...Vincent Vega tells Mia Wallace 'I gotta go take a piss' she holds her hands up and says 'a little too much information'. Later Vincent tells Jules that he's going for a dump and receives a stony faced withering look.

When Vincent emerges from the loo to face Butch with a machine gun,we heard the loo flush but no sounds of handwashing.What happens next serves him right,the dirty bigger.

So on reflection,movies can do without too much toilet.Although,during the diner hold up when Hunny Bunny says 'I gotta go pee' that vulnerability just endears her to me.

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

The plot of every single superhero movie.

A bad person has something that is going to destroy the world/universe

Good person/people fight the baddies for about 2 hours a la Peter Griffin vs The Chicken

The good people win, or if not set it up for yet another sequel.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman  over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Fight scenes where its a group on one person and they all take it in turns to attack...just bloody storm him ffs

Also trained mercenaries who cant hit the person theyre chasing with bullets yet the fleeing bint running in heels, turning every now and then to shoot behind her with no real aim can kill them...jeebus harold christ!

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Women not talking to women unless it's about men

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you get a villain that is clearly no match for the hero but puts up a fight.

E.g. in Cliffhanger, Sylvester Stallone could obviously kick John Lithgows ass in seconds but nearly loses.

I suppose that could be seen as testament to John Lithgows superior acting skills,he is rather good isn't he?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Ford transit van not hidden in brave heart

It doesn't fuck me off as I think it's funny.

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By *_and_LCouple  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills"

And landing pad berets.

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

It's usually the car fuck ups that I look out for. The usual one is the window smashed then it's not then it is and so on. But ones that stand out most is when a car flips or crashes and you see the hole underneath for the ram they use to flip the car. Fast and furious films are great for that one. Even better when you see there is no engine in them aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What annoys me is horror movies involving ghosts/demons. The plots are always the bloody same.

Why can't we have horror movies involving vampires, werewolves or any kind of monster anymore rather than some stupid demon going round possessing people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Speaking of horror movie, how are movies like The Purge and Don't Breath horror movies?

The purge is more like a dystopian thriller rather than a horror movie and in Don't Breath, the antagonist is a fucking blind man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there "

The horse had jeans on??!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That bit in the new Ghostbusters film just before the opening credits.

And everything after it.

The horror.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there

The horse had jeans on??! "

Have you not heard of horse Wranglers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In gladiator when maximus is walking along past his army after his battle win in Germania and low and behold there's one of the film crew hiding there beside a horse dressed in jeans .well done Ridley good job done there

The horse had jeans on??!

Have you not heard of horse Wranglers "

Nice one! hahahaha!

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By *rjimMan  over a year ago

nr bristol

Any form of car chase....in any film...at any time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When they make the accompanying music too loud.

When they make the film so dark.

When women are running for their lives through forest, branches tearing at their clothes and hair, yet they emerge as though they just left a Debenhams make-up counter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any form of car chase....in any film...at any time.

"

Including Blues Brothers?

That's bonkers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fact they made a sequel to Titanic. The fucking ship only sank once

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

True Lies with Annie & Jamie Lee Curtis. Firstly, how can you not know it’s your husband when he winds her up about it all - and secondly, at the end when the gun gets dropped down the stairs, it spins, hitting every step & firing each time it does. Then lo & behold, the shots have miraculously taken out every single bad guy.

Fuck right off!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the costumes (mainley foot wear) change in the middle of a scene. Small but i notice it hahaha

Continuity, They spend millions making the movies but keep fucking up the little details, Sometimes I think they do it on purpose so its gets people talking "

Drives me mental and my son is the same.

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Anything involving Mr Bean!

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Car chases on wet roads or gravel yet they still manage to make the tyres screech

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

The last 10 minutes of any film that involve any ‘god bless America’ moments

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

"Zulu" film chant in Gladiator...first battle. Not sure why but maybe Scott wanted it in as a tribute to the classic film.

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

And landing pad berets. "

Oi... I had one of those

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By *_and_LCouple  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

And landing pad berets.

Oi... I had one of those "

Nooooo!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate the fact that in virtually all modern films they bleach the onscreen colours with a green filter.

It was stylish when it was first used but now it seems that it’s just considered ‘The norm’.

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By *eep.Man  over a year ago

Just a background character


"Shit remakes. The entire film annoys you. Worst offender - for me - The Day The Earth Stood Still."

With you on this. Some movies should be left alone. The Omen is one that stuck in my mind but there have been quite a few horrors rehashed over the years.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Supervillains; my top tips.

When you have captured Bond, do not introduce him to your supersexy hot assistant.

Do not take him to your top secret lair and give him a guided tour.

Do not reveal your plans for glabal domination.

Do not leave him alone with aforementioned supersexy hot assistant.

Just shoot the fucker in the head.

Twice.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Unnecessary love storys shoe horned into good films to get the chicks interested. No, you've ruined it.

Katie Holmes in Batman Begins for example. Completely useless and adds nothing to the plot

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By *itzMcGeeCouple  over a year ago

Lancaster


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

And landing pad berets.

Oi... I had one of those

Nooooo!"

Not here, forever getting gripped for having it on 'battle setting'

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr


"Unnecessary love storys shoe horned into good films to get the chicks interested. No, you've ruined it.

Katie Holmes in Batman Begins for example. Completely useless and adds nothing to the plot"

Totally agree. My pet hate on that one is Rachel Weisz in Enemy at the Gates.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

When Marley died. It was obvious it was going to happen but it got to me. Everything was great with the film and they went and done that.

I walked out the room in disgust and get kitchen towel. I had dust in my eyes

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

When they put a female as the lead actor in films which would have been much better if it was a male or both of them.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr


"Shit remakes. The entire film annoys you. Worst offender - for me - The Day The Earth Stood Still.

With you on this. Some movies should be left alone. The Omen is one that stuck in my mind but there have been quite a few horrors rehashed over the years."

Thank you. I'm an old fart, so I live in fear of them commiting further crimes. As a geek, I would love a remake of Fantastic Voyage - except I know they'd fuck it up.

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By *fternoondelightsCouple  over a year ago

Rainham

Flims which car chases set in London as one minute there by buck house next second there south of the river and within a moment in the docklands.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy endings.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Happy endings."
. Why lol ??

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x"

Have not read the entire thread so sorry if anyone has said this.

But lord of the rings.

Why the fuck didn't they use the eagles right from the start fly from the shire and drop the ring into the volcano.

Fikm/book done goodnight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy endings. . Why lol ??"

Raises my hopes, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remaking a classic film that everyone loves and then getting pissy with audiences when the remake doesn't do well, ie the Ghostbusters or Guess Who's Coming To Dinner remakes

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By *asterofheelsMan  over a year ago

Bury

All the cans of Pepsi and coco cola. Set ups

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once watched a star trek movie at the cinema (against my will) and made myself very popular by loudly asking why the 'abort self destruct' button on the enterprise couldn't have been installed somewhere a bit more convenient (e.g. next to the captains chair) instead of I'm the bowels of the ship,

calling thè film 'Star Wars' and referring to Doctor Spock.

Apparently this sort of thing really pisses people off. Especially Star Trekkies.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Any form of car chase....in any film...at any time.

"

Except the Blues Brorhers...obviously!

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Never ending magazines.. and shitty fire and manoeuvre drills

And landing pad berets.

Oi... I had one of those "

So did I! I cant help having a big head!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why horror movies or ghost programmes are always got to be with the lights out , do ghosts and demons really give a shit it the lights are on or off

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Very fast action in a film, especially when poorly lit so you can't see what's really happening (thinking Batman movies as an eg) Mind you that goes for slower too

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Bad science.

Eg Alien. "molecular acid". Can anyone tell me an acid or anything else that doesnt contain molecules?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Fire At Will".... W.T.F has poor Will done to everyone to have them shoot at the poor bastard

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Very fast action in a film, especially when poorly lit so you can't see what's really happening (thinking Batman movies as an eg) Mind you that goes for slower too "

Amen to this; Close angle shots plus fast editing is a staple in many an action scene nowadays, not least of all in fight scenes wherein an actor who may not, shall we say politely, possess the greatest or most graceful of fighting skills, can be made to look ‘awesome’ via camera/editing trickery (Jason Statham - I’m looking at you!).

Remember the late, great Bruce Lee’s fight sequences conversely - wide angle shots and the combinations performed in one fluid take i.e no quick cut edits. Those were the days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned blokes keeping their socks on in porn films...that grips my s**t

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why don't Americans ever shut their curtains?

Ginger

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By *ocbigMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"All the dinosaurs without feathers in the Jurassic films..

And the fact they're called Jurassic!

And the fact raptors were the size of turkeys not donkeys

The dinosaurs in jurassic park are not accurate recreations, they spliced dino dna with frog dna etc so they are genetically modified.

Do u have a lot of 6ft frogs wandering round birmingham someone needs to tell david attenborough "

Even in birmingham you gotta kiss a lot of frogs...

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By *ocbigMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have 2!

Rose not letting jack on that bloody door selfish bitch (not to mention dropping the necklace in the water) ‘oooooops’ oh shut up and let Bill Paxton win for once!

And my second goes to:

Jenny in Forest Gump, the more I watch it the more fucked off I get with her, she only ever comes back to Forest when she wants something! And! Do we actually know little Forest is actually his?!

Gah!

Geeky x

Have not read the entire thread so sorry if anyone has said this.

But lord of the rings.

Why the fuck didn't they use the eagles right from the start fly from the shire and drop the ring into the volcano.

Fikm/book done goodnight."

They had a wizard did they not...to dull to remember for me...why not use his magic?

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By *ocbigMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Whilst I am here..based on a true story.. Seldom a good sign, any Bond movie ...all the same, and how good or useful is a 'spy' who everyone knows ?

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham


"Any form of car chase....in any film...at any time.

"

Bullit ? The French Connection?

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham

How all phone numbers regardless of state in the USA start with "555" my pet hate!

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"How all phone numbers regardless of state in the USA start with "555" my pet hate!"

Its so if any silly sod tries to ring it, they wont get through to anyone accidentally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always hate the girly bit in action films, that are put in to stop girlfriends moaning about going to see them! Stop it! I wanted to see people beating the crap out of eachother or blowing shit up, not realising they are in love or some other similar, sad guff! If I wanted that I would like chick flicks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fast and furious and the 700km runway at the airport!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Titanic 2 as was just ridculous film to make lol

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By *uperGuy68Man  over a year ago

Southampton

Running out of popcorn

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Plots that ask for too much suspension of disbelief.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Background music ... often too loud.

Filming around and around people. It makes me really dizzy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Parents in horror movies who never believe their kids when they say they saw a ghost or a monster only to end up getting killed.

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Why the hero(s) in action films who save the day after creating death and destruction is never asked / made to give a statement by the police ..they just walk / drive off sometimes with the ki@napped person etc..

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