Got stood up twice in two day's,I'm on a roll cheeky. Well the first guy forgot our arrangements we made the day before and today's guy has vanished into thin air.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t married anyone. I’ve shagged Number One Chap. I haven’t pissed on any lamp posts, as I’m not that flexible.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I stole a large chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kissed a girl

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I’ve tried getting into Ignites knickers, but she’s having none of it.

I would like to marry Sir tbh but he doesn’t know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My marital status is still the same. That woman shagged that bloke and pissed on his lamppost. I saw Ryan on here a few weeks ago.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I’ve tried getting into Ignites knickers, but she’s having none of it.

I would like to marry Sir tbh but he doesn’t know

Look lady I'll buy you your own knickers,what do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have neither married,shagged or pissed up anyone

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I kissed a girl "

Did you like it?

Did she have cherry chop-sticks?

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I kissed a girl

Did you like it?

Did she have cherry chop-sticks?

Cal

Dunno why but i just banned worded on my coffee

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By *.H.SMan over a year ago

London

That would be telling lol

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I’ve tried getting into Ignites knickers, but she’s having none of it.

I would like to marry Sir tbh but he doesn’t know

Look lady I'll buy you your own knickers,what do you fancy?"

Oh I dunno. First day back after bank holiday, I think I want some comfortable ones please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't shagged anybody, kissed anybody, pissed on any lampposts or put a foot wrong. Nothing to report.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I pissed on a married person who was standing by a lamppost, yes indeed.

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By *ig Chris75Man over a year ago

Cheshire

I am a monk and remain entirely saintly....

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