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over a year ago
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What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action
Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx"
That I do.
Like if the guy is on a chair or sofa I can straddle him and kind of grind which feels nice for me but never really done much practice on top cos my favourite is the guy on top of me or behind me so never really explored me on top. |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx
That I do.
Like if the guy is on a chair or sofa I can straddle him and kind of grind which feels nice for me but never really done much practice on top cos my favourite is the guy on top of me or behind me so never really explored me on top. "
They all sound good feel free to let me help out if you like xx |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman "
Oh hell I know that one, I wanna rub red lipstick all over their arse and call them baboon bum. I really don't like that one at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman "
Ahh I know. I used to date this guy before and he would kind of be almost standing and squatting with his dick going in and out, looked bloody stupid so I'd him towards me but it felt good for him apparently and he could do it for a while. This same guy though could cum and stay hard through it and keep fucking! Maybe it's cos he was ex parachute reg and done p company then sf training, like maybe he was able to push past the wall? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action
Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that "
Do you ever practice in front of a mirror with your pillow horizontally and you kind of hold the dildo down where the willy would be? I do  |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!
Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action
Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that
Do you ever practice in front of a mirror with your pillow horizontally and you kind of hold the dildo down where the willy would be? I do "
Not yet, however I now know how I'm gonna spend my day off |
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By *c4funMan
over a year ago
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"
You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x |
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"
It is a move most men love I must relate.
I can only recommend, based solely upon being on the receiving end obviously, that it might give you more control to lean forward with your hands either on his chest or above his head so as to control your pelvic motions as the technique or ‘trick’ as it were stems from your hips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"
I tell men I can't squat once we chat about actually meeting. It's never bothered any of them enough to back out. I would think not being good at riding would really matter either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?
It is a move most men love I must relate.
I can only recommend, based solely upon being on the receiving end obviously, that it might give you more control to lean forward with your hands either on his chest or above his head so as to control your pelvic motions as the technique or ‘trick’ as it were stems from your hips "
Good advice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?
You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x "
Bless you and thanks, yeah can't say any guys have requested me to do it they've just been happy to shag. Probably cos I spend so long licking their arse out they're probably busting to get going. |
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"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock. "
You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)
The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy |
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By *c4funMan
over a year ago
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"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?
You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x
Bless you and thanks, yeah can't say any guys have requested me to do it they've just been
happy to shag. Probably cos I spend so long licking their arse out they're probably busting to get going. "
That's just killed me off lol x |
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"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.
You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)
The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "
Penis,it's called a penis. |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
I’m fine with cowgirl and I orgasm loads with that - but reverse cowgirl doesn’t really work for me! I do it for a little while because I know guys love the view - but it just doesn’t get my g.spot or make me cum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
I’m the same. Never been totally confident with being on top unless I’m d*unk. I think having big boobs can sometimes put me off my rhythm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For me it's got to be standing up, whether the guy is in front or behind, I'm just too little! If he lifts me from the hip, as long as I've something to hold on to I'm like a rag doll! Feet swinging around haha!
Peach x |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.
You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)
The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "
Can get a sex chair for This position now it looks like a Childs small trampoline with a slot or hole in middle for mans um....thingy to pass though as you put it.
Looks like great fun would love to try one out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah the all eyes on you thing can be pretty off putting.
Where do you want their eyes? Watching the TV? "
No just when I'm not super confident in what I'm doing, having the guy just staring up at you can be off putting. Last guy I was shagging always turned my lamp on and I normally shag by the light of a DVD playing in the background! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
Mines on top too.. i can never get a good enougn rhythm going  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy. "
 they've gone all shy 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy.
What about dingaling
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Yep I'll take a dingaling if it's girthy. |
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"I would have to say that a tit wank is a great idea in theory but in practical terms it is not exactly sensitive and at all what it should be like "
Yeah I agree looks aesthetic as fuck but pretty rubbish In practice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in the minority here. I love it on top and it's probably Mr's favourite position too. Dodgy right knee but it doesn't seem to hold me back. Must be all those hours of riding my Spacehopper years ago
Reverse cowgirl does bugger all for me though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.
Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.
You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)
The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "
Yes. It was a favourite of mine before my knees gave up. Also, sitting on his lap, facing away from him, with him on a chair and riding. That's impossible with my knees now. |
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Another position which a bit difficult for any length of time is the ‘Knee Trembler’ (the variation where the man is holding the lady up with her legs wrapped around his back with no wall support)
Passionate yes but can be highly tiring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking like private hospital's could make a fortune with knee replacement operations from this thread.
Have to admit I to have knee problem making some positions painful. "
They already do but the NHS doesn't give out new knees willy nilly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!
Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.
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If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.
Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing "
Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would have to say that a tit wank is a great idea in theory but in practical terms it is not exactly sensitive and at all what it should be like
Yeah I agree looks aesthetic as fuck but pretty rubbish In practice. "
Does nawt 4 me either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
I’m the same, don’t particularly enjoy being on top as I know I’m shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!
Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.
If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot "
Not so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.
Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing
Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose "
Hahaha! This! I like my 69's laying side by side...can give a good deep blowie and get pinned by his thighs 
Peach x |
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"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.
Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing
Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose
Hahaha! This! I like my 69's laying side by side...can give a good deep blowie and get pinned by his thighs
Peach x"
Ooo good thinking |
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Kneeling on a hard surface for a blow job, my knees just can’t hack it anymore!
I need to get myself a blow job cushion "
How about a garden kneeler? Not only would it protect your knees but you could also rest your elbows on the handle bars |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]
Kneeling on a hard surface for a blow job, my knees just can’t hack it anymore!
I need to get myself a blow job cushion
How about a garden kneeler? Not only would it protect your knees but you could also rest your elbows on the handle bars "
Ha ha! I’m loving this idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]
A gentleman would lay an item of his clothing on the hard floor to save your knees
Seems I don’t meet many gentlemen "
You’ve not met this one (though we have previously exchanged pleasantries regarding your former home town). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!
Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.
If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot
Not so far."
Works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read the thread title as 'shittiest sex movie' 
Fifty Shades - no contest
Never seen it!"
I have - for us naughty Fab folk it is very very very tame, just mummy porn |
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Missionary is the position I spend the least amount of time in so its probably that, After a couple of minutes I just want to change position even if its just sitting up and raising her leg in the air |
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"Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.
Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too "
How odd! You look nowhere near big enough for this to be an issue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just can’t get on with a 69.
Me neither.
It's all wrong and slightly suffocating "
I know, right. I can’t cum from it and can’t concentrate properly on a penis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a fan of 69 - can't concentrate on sucking cock or on the pleasure I'm receiving. Would much rather take it in turns! "
I wouldnt mind i rarely fully enjoy a blowie anyway hereing your pleasue is enough for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reverse cowgirl - why would you want to face away from the person you're riding?"
As a man, I've always hated this one. Everything is arse about tit, I'm being paindully stretched downward and I have no control over what's happening.
Just worthless. |
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"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?
Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "
It’s all about those hips and slow rotation ... mmmmm indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.
Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too
How odd! You look nowhere near big enough for this to be an issue "
Thank you . Its all on my tummy  Working on getting rid though. Xx |
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